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(Politico)   Pretty much, the only way today could have gone worse for Trump is if PornHub added a "presidential watersports" category to their search engine or Melania was revealed as a victim of "the Fappening 2.0"   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 02:48:55 PM  
The White House scrambled to contain the fallout, deploying two simultaneous war rooms, according to two people familiar with the arrangement, one in the Executive Office Building to monitor the Comey hearing and another satellite war room in the Senate offices to keep tabs on Gorsuch.

I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack. The past two months is how they operate when we're not in a crisis. When an actual crisis occurs, we are all well and truly going to be completely f*cked.
 
2017-03-20 02:55:56 PM  
And the cunning plan comes together.
Trump is merely doing to the USA what was done to the U.S.S.R.
Study it out.
 
2017-03-20 02:59:54 PM  

Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.


God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.
 
2017-03-20 03:07:34 PM  
Day ain't over yet...
 
2017-03-20 03:13:28 PM  

Action Replay Nick: The White House scrambled to contain the fallout, deploying two simultaneous war rooms, according to two people familiar with the arrangement, one in the Executive Office Building to monitor the Comey hearing and another satellite war room in the Senate offices to keep tabs on Gorsuch.

I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack. The past two months is how they operate when we're not in a crisis. When an actual crisis occurs, we are all well and truly going to be completely f*cked.


A real leader would lead through a crisis.

A real leader would also have had a transition team in place.
 
2017-03-20 04:20:41 PM  
Nexterday is gonna be fun

I wonder what the climax of this adventure shall be

My hope is that Trump does something even more stupid in an attempt to get his supporters to believe him

Those Top Secret NSA programs that spy on Americans? I pray to GOD that he burns them.
 
2017-03-20 04:31:16 PM  
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2017-03-20 04:38:15 PM  
cman:   Those Top Secret NSA programs that spy on Americans?

Speaking of Top Secret...how awesome was that movie?

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*Totally awesome is the correct answer
 
2017-03-20 04:54:44 PM  
Yeah, I didn't need that mental image, thx subby.
 
2017-03-20 05:00:52 PM  
FTA: But any hopes in the West Wing for a split-screen day were dashed

WTH is a "split-screen" day?

/new lingo?
 
2017-03-20 05:05:33 PM  
Is trump still in office?  Then it hasn't gone bad enough for him.
 
2017-03-20 05:06:23 PM  

Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack. The past two months is how they operate when we're not in a crisis. When an actual crisis occurs, we are all well and truly going to be completely f*cked.


The terrorists are sitting around their cave, watching TV, and saying, "Why bother?  We can't top this."
 
2017-03-20 05:07:32 PM  
On the plus side, his idiot son Eric is having a kid.
 
2017-03-20 05:08:08 PM  

Action Replay Nick: When an actual crisis occurs, we are all well and truly going to be completely f*cked.


Yep.  The only thing going for us is that perhaps the terrorists find it more amusing to watch Trump and the GOP destroy this country than to commit acts of terror.
 
2017-03-20 05:08:15 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: cman:   Those Top Secret NSA programs that spy on Americans?

Speaking of Top Secret...how awesome was that movie?

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*Totally awesome is the correct answer


I can neither confirm nor deny how awesome that movie was.
 
2017-03-20 05:08:50 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.


Exactly this. Any domestic attack would lead to patriot act part deux: going in dry.
 
2017-03-20 05:09:09 PM  
Draining that swamp is more entertaining than i imagine it would be.
 
2017-03-20 05:09:21 PM  

Nogrhi: Day ain't over yet...


Wait until he gets his phone back.
 
2017-03-20 05:09:37 PM  
Clearly, we cannot move on the Supreme Court while the current administration is under investigation about working with the Russians
 
2017-03-20 05:11:00 PM  
I want him to Twitter rant about the earth being flat. I want polls on what percent of Trump voters flip over and believe the world is flat too, before the rant and after the rant.

I'm having unhealthy fantasies about this idea. I might start praying again, go to confession, and take communion, to witness this. Total mental breakdown. A few days later, Spicer says the president is in fact descended from muons so to him the world is in fact flat.
 
2017-03-20 05:11:24 PM  
Subby, rule 34! Now you just went and made it real.  I'm going to need a bigger bottle of vodak
 
2017-03-20 05:12:17 PM  

mcreadyblue: Draining that swamp is more entertaining than i imagine it would be.


Progress report on the swamp drainening:

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2017-03-20 05:12:35 PM  
Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.
 
2017-03-20 05:13:05 PM  

CalamitousCrasher: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.

Exactly this. Any domestic attack would lead to patriot act part deux: going in dry.


There have been several over the past couple of years, Boston marathon, San Bernadine, Pulse night club in Orlando, Bowling Green Massacre, etc and no new Patriot Act.
 
2017-03-20 05:13:25 PM  
Donnie's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. May it be the first of many.

L'chiam! DRINK!!!
 
2017-03-20 05:13:32 PM  
The winning never ends.
 
2017-03-20 05:13:39 PM  

chrismurphy: I want him to Twitter rant about the earth being flat. I want polls on what percent of Trump voters flip over and believe the world is flat too, before the rant and after the rant.

I'm having unhealthy fantasies about this idea. I might start praying again, go to confession, and take communion, to witness this. Total mental breakdown. A few days later, Spicer says the president is in fact descended from muons so to him the world is in fact flat.


These flat earthers are .... just wow. Give me a Truther any day over those morans.
 
2017-03-20 05:14:22 PM  

mcreadyblue: CalamitousCrasher: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.

Exactly this. Any domestic attack would lead to patriot act part deux: going in dry.

There have been several over the past couple of years, Boston marathon, San Bernadine, Pulse night club in Orlando, Bowling Green Massacre, etc and no new Patriot Act.


That's because a sane person was President at the time of all of those attacks.
 
2017-03-20 05:14:28 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


The promises will continue, don't you worry.

Fulfillment? Yeah, not so much.
 
2017-03-20 05:14:59 PM  

chrismurphy: I want him to Twitter rant about the earth being flat. I want polls on what percent of Trump voters flip over and believe the world is flat too, before the rant and after the rant.

I'm having unhealthy fantasies about this idea. I might start praying again, go to confession, and take communion, to witness this. Total mental breakdown. A few days later, Spicer says the president is in fact descended from muons so to him the world is in fact flat.


I wish I could like this more than once!
 
2017-03-20 05:15:02 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: mcreadyblue: CalamitousCrasher: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.

Exactly this. Any domestic attack would lead to patriot act part deux: going in dry.

There have been several over the past couple of years, Boston marathon, San Bernadine, Pulse night club in Orlando, Bowling Green Massacre, etc and no new Patriot Act.

That's because a sane person was President at the time of all of those attacks.


I see what you did there...
 
2017-03-20 05:15:19 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


Oh he will promise.  He will promise a lot of things.  Good luck with that.
 
2017-03-20 05:15:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.


If the people running things showed a greater degree of intelligence and awareness I would posit that as an endgame but at best I think you could chalk it up to unintended consequences.
 
2017-03-20 05:16:03 PM  

mcreadyblue: CalamitousCrasher: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Action Replay Nick: I'm going to look back on all this wasted time and effort fondly when this administration's gross incompetence and wanton self-serving stupidity invariably leads to breakdowns that result in a successful large-scale terrorist attack.

God help us if there's a domestic terrorist attack. It'll be used as justification for even greater encroachments on civil liberties.

Exactly this. Any domestic attack would lead to patriot act part deux: going in dry.

There have been several over the past couple of years, Boston marathon, San Bernadine, Pulse night club in Orlando,

Bowling Green Massacre, etc and no new Patriot Act.

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2017-03-20 05:16:05 PM  
There's a rally tonight. Let's see how that goes. I'm betting he goes on some tirade that makes him look even crazier.
 
2017-03-20 05:16:47 PM  
It could have gone much worse. They could have found collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, or discovered ways Russia affected the election.
 
2017-03-20 05:19:06 PM  
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Poor Donnie...Poor Spicy...
 
2017-03-20 05:19:18 PM  
We have defeated terrorism by becoming unworthy of the effort.

Murrica, Fark Yeah!
 
2017-03-20 05:19:32 PM  
Investigating it since July?  WTF FBI, ya think that would've been good to share before?
 
2017-03-20 05:19:58 PM  

severedtoe: There's a rally tonight. Let's see how that goes. I'm betting he goes on some tirade that makes him look even crazier.


It's probably just me, but when I hear the word rally, two types come to mind: a pep rally or a KKK rally. In Cheeto's case, I'm going with KKK.
 
2017-03-20 05:20:04 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


Subtle, notice so long as the promises continue...
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Trump can keep promising many many things.
 
2017-03-20 05:21:22 PM  

cman: Nexterday is gonna be fun

I wonder what the climax of this adventure shall be

My hope is that Trump does something even more stupid in an attempt to get his supporters to believe him

Those Top Secret NSA programs that spy on Americans? I pray to GOD that he burns them.


If that ever happens, I don't think Trump will make it past the summer.
 
2017-03-20 05:21:26 PM  
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2017-03-20 05:21:30 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: cman:   Those Top Secret NSA programs that spy on Americans?

Speaking of Top Secret...how awesome was that movie?

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*Totally awesome is the correct answer


A better film than AIRPLANE! -- yeah I said it!
 
2017-03-20 05:21:40 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


You buy insurance? Get a real job. Or start voting Democrat.
 
2017-03-20 05:22:10 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


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CHEEP CHEEP!
 
2017-03-20 05:22:14 PM  
Subby, you have a one track mind and not much imagination.  What could make things go worse for Trump?

Putin or Kim fire missiles at the United States and quarterback #45 has thirty minutes to make a play with the nuclear football.
Hillary dies under mysterious circumstances and now the Democratic party has a martyr to rally around.
A prominent US Nazi is arrested on legitimate terrorism charges and a backlash grows against Trump's base.
The Republican party mysteriously grows a backbone and abandons their president in favor of decency.

I could keep going...
 
2017-03-20 05:22:17 PM  
Since Melania already has nudie pics out in the web, I thought that subby might have meant Ivanka, but then I realized that Trump might consider that a good thing - not any such pics going public, but his gaining access to them.
 
2017-03-20 05:22:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: We have defeated terrorism by becoming unworthy of the effort.

Murrica, Fark Yeah!


This is the terrorists winning. Conservative elements across the world are so frightened of foreign terrorists that they are tearing their own countries apart to feel safe.
 
2017-03-20 05:22:51 PM  

snowshovel: Old news. As long he continues his promise to make my insurance cheeper, I'm good.


/saves this thread when you suffer a life-threatening illness that your insurance doesn't cover.
 
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