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(Daily Mail)   It's always embarrassing to lose a fight but when you get beaten up by Eeyore it's downright shameful. Good thing what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-03-20 07:49:20 PM  
14 votes:
Guitar Man never realized he was facing a master of Kung Pooh.
2017-03-20 08:32:13 PM  
6 votes:
Brutal donkey punch.
2017-03-21 04:20:05 AM  
5 votes:
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2017-03-20 10:07:38 PM  
5 votes:
The importamt thing to note here is fight rules were observed by all bros in attendance according to the bro code. Everyone except the requisite shreiking woman stayed back and let the bros duke it out. When one fighting bro is rendered unconcious the fight is over.

Meanwhile the woman involved is talking shiat and as expected has to be prevented from comitting acts that would have lead to bro code violations, namely code 001 - Do not hit chicks.

The other bros did not let her assault the victor for long, and rendered assistance to the loser. Worldstarr was pronounced and per bro code the video was uploaded to You Tube.
2017-03-20 09:27:59 PM  
5 votes:
Reading that, it was like a 6-year old telling the story. 
"There was a man and he had a guitar, and then there was Eeyore and they said something and they got mad and then this woman walked by and she was yelling and there was a lady in a hat, too and some other people came by and they were yelling at Eeyore and Eeyore hit the man with the guitar and picked him up and slammed him down and the guitar man looked like he was deaded.  And Bobby's dad has a gun.  He showed it to me."
2017-03-20 01:37:53 PM  
3 votes:
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Guitar Man vs. Eeyore....we're calling it "Destruction in the Desert"!  Only in America!
2017-03-20 11:14:48 PM  
2 votes:
Can you be a thug in a onesie?
2017-03-20 09:22:48 PM  
2 votes:
No It's pronounced  EYE-GORE!
2017-03-20 09:08:20 PM  
2 votes:
"Kayyy-Ohhh."
2017-03-21 11:58:13 AM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: My money was on Eeyore all along. Eeyore probably has a lot of pent-up rage and being a donkey, he can probably kick like a horse. He might even bite.

Yup. El Ka-Bong didn't stand a chance, even in an unfair fight.


Mind you, Eeyøøre bites Kan be pretti nasti.
2017-03-20 10:46:03 PM  
1 vote:
Not as good as Hollywood's "CIA Hitman Batman"(Netflix "Confessions Of A Superhero", perhaps most depressing documentary this side of 'Shoah') getting clocked by a drunken cholo in Vegas...
Vegas Strip Batman Beatdown (Adam West 60s Remix)
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2017-03-20 09:26:23 PM  
1 vote:
Ed Sheeran got knocked the fark out.
2017-03-20 09:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
In cases like this, I watch a second time and focus on the crowd.  Who is this asshole who is not part of the fight who is yelling, "Kill him!" "Break that guitar!" "He's dead."
WTF dude?

What is it about watching someone get a beatdown that excites some so?

Stigginit?
2017-03-20 09:07:56 PM  
1 vote:
Was the guitar OK?
2017-03-20 09:01:46 PM  
1 vote:
Fatalityeeyore...
2017-03-20 08:43:13 PM  
1 vote:
My money was on Eeyore all along. Eeyore probably has a lot of pent-up rage and being a donkey, he can probably kick like a horse. He might even bite.

Yup. El Ka-Bong didn't stand a chance, even in an unfair fight.
2017-03-20 08:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
Little known fact.  Eeyore, like Mr. Rogers, is a WWII vet but being British he is SAS
 
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