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(Daily Mail)   It's always embarrassing to lose a fight but when you get beaten up by Eeyore it's downright shameful. Good thing what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-03-20 01:37:53 PM  
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Guitar Man vs. Eeyore....we're calling it "Destruction in the Desert"!  Only in America!
 
2017-03-20 03:12:59 PM  
FTFV: WORLDSTAR!


LOL
 
2017-03-20 07:22:58 PM  
If you hate the Daily Fail's videos as much as I do:

(untitled YouTube clip)
Youtube Nla1Im5m4CY
 
2017-03-20 07:49:20 PM  
Guitar Man never realized he was facing a master of Kung Pooh.
 
2017-03-20 08:32:13 PM  
Brutal donkey punch.
 
2017-03-20 08:32:13 PM  
Can Eeyore be arrested for attempted murder for that?  That was freaking brutal.
 
2017-03-20 08:32:23 PM  
Little known fact.  Eeyore, like Mr. Rogers, is a WWII vet but being British he is SAS
 
2017-03-20 08:35:58 PM  
I hate 'new' Vegas and glad I've already had my fill. Y'all can have it.
 
2017-03-20 08:37:31 PM  
I really don't like seeing videos of people getting hurt in general but I had to guffaw at the craziness of that.
 
2017-03-20 08:43:13 PM  
My money was on Eeyore all along. Eeyore probably has a lot of pent-up rage and being a donkey, he can probably kick like a horse. He might even bite.

Yup. El Ka-Bong didn't stand a chance, even in an unfair fight.
 
2017-03-20 08:43:46 PM  

bearded clamorer: Brutal donkey punch.


I forgot that one.
 
2017-03-20 08:46:07 PM  
I guess that shows that the rule that you should not trust "Hoodies" applies to men wearing "Onesies" with hoods.

Sentimentality and sadism often go hand-in-hand. That's why there are so many S&M and B&D teddy bears.
 
2017-03-20 08:47:35 PM  
El Ka-Bong. I am a big fan of The Critic. It is in my regular rotation but not watched quite so often as many other fine cartoons and Brit-Coms.
 
2017-03-20 08:51:58 PM  
brantgoose: Damn Brant, four posts in a row.  The topic of aggressive Eeyores must have really excited you. Just kidding :D
 
2017-03-20 09:01:46 PM  
Fatalityeeyore...
 
2017-03-20 09:06:29 PM  

MrSplifferton: Can Eeyore be arrested for attempted murder for that?  That was freaking brutal.


Guitar dude and his mouthy girlfriend started it and guitar dork swung the guitar at pajama boy. Id say guitar dude got what he had coming and his mouthy girlfriend did not learn a thing.
 
2017-03-20 09:07:10 PM  
If dude had dropped his guitar, he might have had a chance.
 
2017-03-20 09:07:56 PM  
Was the guitar OK?
 
2017-03-20 09:08:14 PM  
In cases like this, I watch a second time and focus on the crowd.  Who is this asshole who is not part of the fight who is yelling, "Kill him!" "Break that guitar!" "He's dead."
WTF dude?

What is it about watching someone get a beatdown that excites some so?

Stigginit?
 
2017-03-20 09:08:20 PM  
"Kayyy-Ohhh."
 
2017-03-20 09:10:31 PM  
Donkeys have a kick........
 
2017-03-20 09:10:35 PM  

MILDOG172: Was the guitar OK?


While guitar man was down and somebody was trying to revive him guitar man's mouthy girlfriend was checking guitar for damage. Very romantic
 
2017-03-20 09:22:48 PM  
No It's pronounced  EYE-GORE!
 
2017-03-20 09:26:23 PM  
Ed Sheeran got knocked the fark out.
 
2017-03-20 09:27:59 PM  
Reading that, it was like a 6-year old telling the story. 
"There was a man and he had a guitar, and then there was Eeyore and they said something and they got mad and then this woman walked by and she was yelling and there was a lady in a hat, too and some other people came by and they were yelling at Eeyore and Eeyore hit the man with the guitar and picked him up and slammed him down and the guitar man looked like he was deaded.  And Bobby's dad has a gun.  He showed it to me."
 
2017-03-20 09:30:08 PM  

mikaloyd: MILDOG172: Was the guitar OK?

While guitar man was down and somebody was trying to revive him guitar man's mouthy girlfriend was checking guitar for damage. Very romantic


I was looking for somebody trying to snag the guy's wallet.
 
2017-03-20 09:33:30 PM  
Guy with guitar sure ain't no El Kabong!
He got Babbalooyed.
 
2017-03-20 09:44:17 PM  

mikaloyd: MILDOG172: Was the guitar OK?

While guitar man was down and somebody was trying to revive him guitar man's mouthy girlfriend was checking guitar for damage. Very romantic


She's gotta make sure she gets top dollar for that next rock o crack. Plus, he'll probably need a hit or two after sawing logs in hundred acre wood.
 
2017-03-20 09:44:56 PM  
Kenny Rogers for no apparent reason
The First Edition : Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
Youtube AULOC--qUOI
 
2017-03-20 09:56:48 PM  
guilty gear in real life
 
2017-03-20 10:07:38 PM  
The importamt thing to note here is fight rules were observed by all bros in attendance according to the bro code. Everyone except the requisite shreiking woman stayed back and let the bros duke it out. When one fighting bro is rendered unconcious the fight is over.

Meanwhile the woman involved is talking shiat and as expected has to be prevented from comitting acts that would have lead to bro code violations, namely code 001 - Do not hit chicks.

The other bros did not let her assault the victor for long, and rendered assistance to the loser. Worldstarr was pronounced and per bro code the video was uploaded to You Tube.
 
2017-03-20 10:16:47 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I hate 'new' Vegas and glad I've already had my fill. Y'all can have it.


Being someone who has lived here for far too long I completely agree.

 All the "street performers" need to be taken off the strip for good. They act like they own the sidewalks and skywalks. I think I would rather have the porno card guys back at this point. .
 
2017-03-20 10:19:55 PM  
I'm so happy I don't work on the Strip anymore. When I first started working on the Strip in the 1990s, people were still getting dressed up to see house shows and gamble in the evening. Now it's a Tijuana circus that panders to the lowest common denominator.
 
2017-03-20 10:46:03 PM  
Not as good as Hollywood's "CIA Hitman Batman"(Netflix "Confessions Of A Superhero", perhaps most depressing documentary this side of 'Shoah') getting clocked by a drunken cholo in Vegas...
Vegas Strip Batman Beatdown (Adam West 60s Remix)
Youtube gmO3PrQ_sUk
 
2017-03-20 11:14:48 PM  
Can you be a thug in a onesie?
 
2017-03-20 11:26:36 PM  
In the city limits downtown they are limited in number and location.  Seems like a good compromise for freedom to make a living and them annoying most people.  There are still a few problems and they occasionally get arrested.  There is a video or still images, I forget which, of a guy dressed as a penis getting patted down by law enforcement.

They annoy the hell out of me, but I don't think it is an easy task to stand around in a hot costume.
 
2017-03-20 11:33:17 PM  
Eeyore got caught in the old Badger Game?
 
2017-03-21 01:40:10 AM  
Oh, pooh.
 
2017-03-21 04:20:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-03-21 05:15:11 AM  

Boudyro: The importamt thing to note here is fight rules were observed by all bros in attendance according to the bro code. Everyone except the requisite shreiking woman stayed back and let the bros duke it out. When one fighting bro is rendered unconcious the fight is over.

Meanwhile the woman involved is talking shiat and as expected has to be prevented from comitting acts that would have lead to bro code violations, namely code 001 - Do not hit chicks.

The other bros did not let her assault the victor for long, and rendered assistance to the loser. Worldstarr was pronounced and per bro code the video was uploaded to You Tube.


Common human decency suggests people should intervene before somebody's face is smashed into concrete. I am always appalled by all the failed human beings who stand around watching these confrontations, let alone the scum egging them on.

/Makes me all stabby
//Obligatory Fark snark to defuse accusations of taking things too seriously
 
2017-03-21 11:58:13 AM  

brantgoose: My money was on Eeyore all along. Eeyore probably has a lot of pent-up rage and being a donkey, he can probably kick like a horse. He might even bite.

Yup. El Ka-Bong didn't stand a chance, even in an unfair fight.


Mind you, Eeyøøre bites Kan be pretti nasti.
 
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