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(Clickhole)   Learn to loot, smash skulls, and scream the right way in this Protest Safety Simulator   ( divider line
    More: Satire, police horse, Protest, nearby police horse, spitting huge gobs, Officer Plemmmmb, Protest Safety Simulator, Officer Pemmmmb, police horse spit  
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641 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Mar 2017 at 8:56 PM (30 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-03-20 11:01:09 AM  
Can we keep the skulls? Because the ceramic skulls for my fire pit are so expensive.
2017-03-20 12:44:35 PM

Okay, I got the skull smashing part but I am a little uneasy about the whole "feast on the goo inside" thing.

Is that part really necessary?
2017-03-20 03:53:24 PM  
Fire's not just a wood disease that ruins raw chicken, it's also an extremely versatile tool. Protestors use it to distract policemen with camp memories, destroy hot-dog carts owned by rapists, or to briefly become The Human Torch. It's easily made at home and lasts as long as you feed it pictures of fire.

Whoever thought of fire being a disease of wood is a glorious bastard.
2017-03-20 08:10:21 PM  
Having been at many protests, I can assure everyone that this is 100% accurate and not at all sarcastic.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go heat up my yogurt.
2017-03-20 09:04:49 PM  
I use ClickHole for all of my urinary needs.
2017-03-20 09:08:33 PM  
I almost got a dorcas gazelle while looting the zoo, but security stopped me. F*cking fascists.
2017-03-20 09:27:22 PM  
Fails for not including the part where you get paid.
2017-03-20 09:56:52 PM
2017-03-20 09:57:00 PM  
Police Hatchery!
2017-03-20 10:17:34 PM  
I'm learning medical training. So far the correct answer to every scenario is to euthanize everyone involved.

I like the accuracy of this.
2017-03-20 10:19:38 PM
2017-03-21 03:08:11 AM  
The picture with the sheep's throat being slit open was a bit much for me.
2017-03-21 03:52:35 AM  
Clickhole.  Not even once.
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