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(The Drive)   Israel says it will destroy Syria's air defenses 'without thinking twice.' Considering how often we go to war without even thinking once, I'd call that an upgrade   ( thedrive.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 12:24:02 PM  
I'm sure you must be exaggerating a wee mite there, Subkidder.

*click*

Ok... So the Israeli air force are using drones to strike targets in southern Syria that they are say are Hezbollah and Syria has responded with SAMs and so the Israeli Defense Minister guy says what now?

FTA: "The next time the Syrians use their air defense systems against our airplanes, we will destroy all of them without thinking twice."

My apologies, Schmitty.

Yeah, that's the answer to an already smoldering powder keg. Moar bombs.

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2017-03-20 03:25:08 PM  
Good way to get Hezbollah to fight with IS
 
2017-03-20 08:48:01 PM  
Oh look there goes Israel blowing people up again.
 
2017-03-20 10:03:12 PM  
Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.
 
2017-03-20 10:06:53 PM  
Backing these asswipes is a really great idea.
We should keep doing it.
We're just shiatty little American taxpayers - we've got 7 Billion lying around the couch cushions.
MAGA.
 
2017-03-20 10:09:56 PM  
And all the "rapture ready" folks want this as it may start the apocalypse and they imagine their bigoted asses going straight to heaven.

/they don't actually follow Jesus so they aren't going to heaven
//Lucifer would never take them because he wouldn't want to be around them for all eternity
///So where will they go?  Hopefully somewhere really unpleasant
 
2017-03-20 10:10:08 PM  
This asshole is saying "Hey Syria, if you try to defend your people from us blowing them the fark up while we violate your airspace like my left hand did me after my first porn we're going to blow you up even harder". fark these assholes, for real.
 
2017-03-20 10:12:29 PM  
What could possibly go wrong?
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2017-03-20 10:15:40 PM  
So, back to a route of the Syrian army/Air Force like in '73. Those arabs have a short memory...
 
2017-03-20 10:17:54 PM  

jaytkay: What could possibly go wrong?
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2017-03-20 10:22:25 PM  
Plus one internets for you, subby
 
2017-03-20 10:22:53 PM  

jaytkay: What could possibly go wrong?
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+11 when Venezuela tagged in.
 
2017-03-20 10:38:16 PM  
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2017-03-20 10:38:51 PM  

studebaker hoch: jaytkay: What could possibly go wrong?
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+11 when Venezuela tagged in.


Hey now Venezuela has to get its bread somewhere.
 
2017-03-20 10:45:23 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.


Yeah, France and Sri Lanka better watch their asses.
 
2017-03-20 10:54:41 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.


Israel has always argued that they can do anything they want to anyone they want and no one is allowed to hold them accountable.

And so long as the US agrees, it's probably true.
 
2017-03-20 11:01:17 PM  

jaytkay: What could possibly go wrong?
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2017-03-20 11:12:26 PM  
They can bomb anyone they want as long as my taxes don't pay for it.
 
2017-03-20 11:14:57 PM  

Emposter: Satanic_Hamster: Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.

Israel has always argued that they can do anything they want to anyone they want and no one is allowed to hold them accountable.

And so long as the US agrees, it's probably true.


Jokes on them, New Rome just elected Commodus.
 
2017-03-20 11:51:56 PM  
Wow, take your bets on who we are going to side with.  Russia or Israel?  I give it 50/50, I mean congress will deep throat Israel forever but Trump is a solid Putin fellator so who knows.
 
2017-03-20 11:56:30 PM  

orclover: Wow, take your bets on who we are going to side with.  Russia or Israel?  I give it 50/50, I mean congress will deep throat Israel forever but Trump is a solid Putin fellator so who knows.


Interesting that you wouldn't have both.
 
2017-03-20 11:59:40 PM  

quatchi: I'm sure you must be exaggerating a wee mite there, Subkidder.

*click*

Ok... So the Israeli air force are using drones to strike targets in southern Syria that they are say are Hezbollah and Syria has responded with SAMs and so the Israeli Defense Minister guy says what now?

FTA: "The next time the Syrians use their air defense systems against our airplanes, we will destroy all of them without thinking twice."

My apologies, Schmitty.

Yeah, that's the answer to an already smoldering powder keg. Moar bombs.

brilliant.jpg


Genocide is an effective solution. Horrifying, but effective.
 
2017-03-21 12:03:13 AM  

Daer21: quatchi: I'm sure you must be exaggerating a wee mite there, Subkidder.

*click*

Ok... So the Israeli air force are using drones to strike targets in southern Syria that they are say are Hezbollah and Syria has responded with SAMs and so the Israeli Defense Minister guy says what now?

FTA: "The next time the Syrians use their air defense systems against our airplanes, we will destroy all of them without thinking twice."

My apologies, Schmitty.

Yeah, that's the answer to an already smoldering powder keg. Moar bombs.

brilliant.jpg

Genocide is an effective solution. Horrifying, but effective.


Seeing as how WWIII  will undoubtably be a continuation of the last one,  seems to me that genocide has lingering results.   Not so effective.
 
2017-03-21 12:11:32 AM  

whidbey: orclover: Wow, take your bets on who we are going to side with.  Russia or Israel?  I give it 50/50, I mean congress will deep throat Israel forever but Trump is a solid Putin fellator so who knows.

Interesting that you wouldn't have both.


How?  At best we and Russia can both walk away from the table as Syria and Israel blow the crap out of each other, personally I think this is a best case scenario.  However.  Congress would never allow that, neither would syria with Russia right farking there to help out.  Which means eventually Russia would have to use its "slightly better than syrias" air power to blow up a jewish jet or two.  This would force our god fearing rapture demanding senate to start screaming at THE DON to butt heads with the russians over a couple of dead pilots which might lead to our worst case scenario....
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But more than likely Israel would be mad at everybody, The senate would be mad at trump for only calling putin on the red phone and begging him to stop and Russia will be doing what it has been doing since the day of the election.  Laughing his ass off.

But I cant see how we can blow both israel and russia at the same time, not enough mouths.

/looks like we are gonna get spit-roasted again, god dammit.
 
2017-03-21 12:14:22 AM  

orclover: whidbey: orclover: Wow, take your bets on who we are going to side with.  Russia or Israel?  I give it 50/50, I mean congress will deep throat Israel forever but Trump is a solid Putin fellator so who knows.

Interesting that you wouldn't have both.

How?  At best we and Russia can both walk away from the table as Syria and Israel blow the crap out of each other, personally I think this is a best case scenario.  However.  Congress would never allow that, neither would syria with Russia right farking there to help out.  Which means eventually Russia would have to use its "slightly better than syrias" air power to blow up a jewish jet or two.  This would force our god fearing rapture demanding senate to start screaming at THE DON to butt heads with the russians over a couple of dead pilots which might lead to our worst case scenario....
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But more than likely Israel would be mad at everybody, The senate would be mad at trump for only calling putin on the red phone and begging him to stop and Russia will be doing what it has been doing since the day of the election.  Laughing his ass off.

But I cant see how we can blow both israel and russia at the same time, not enough mouths.

/looks like we are gonna get spit-roasted again, god dammit.


I keep forgetting that Trump is Russia's biatch, not its ally.    We're going to defer to Israel no matter what.
 
2017-03-21 01:00:28 AM  
newroz piroz be
 
2017-03-21 02:06:26 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Good way to get Hezbollah to fight with IS


Sunni vs. Shia
 
2017-03-21 09:09:05 AM  
+1 for the headline, subby!
 
2017-03-21 10:05:07 AM  

studebaker hoch: Oh look there goes Israel blowing people up again.


Yeah, just for the heck of it, not without a good reason like a jihadist terrorist organization calling for the destruction of Israel receiving iranian missiles used to blow up israeli cities.

Satanic_Hamster: Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.


Nope, it's basically Israel saying it will do whatever needs to be done to protect itself. I'm sure you felt the same way when Hezbollah first violated the Lebanon War II cease fire agreement which explicitly prohibits them from receiving said missiles.

Bender The Offender: This asshole is saying "Hey Syria, if you try to defend your people from us blowing them the fark up while we violate your airspace like my left hand did me after my first porn we're going to blow you up even harder". fark these assholes, for real.


You have no idea what you're talking about which sums up pretty nicely the common american knowledge when it comes to the Middle-East. Hezbollah jihadists arming themselves with long range Iranian missiles are not exactly "your people" if you want to be specific.
 
2017-03-21 10:11:17 AM  

quatchi: I'm sure you must be exaggerating a wee mite there, Subkidder.

*click*

Ok... So the Israeli air force are using drones to strike targets in southern Syria that they are say are Hezbollah and Syria has responded with SAMs and so the Israeli Defense Minister guy says what now?

FTA: "The next time the Syrians use their air defense systems against our airplanes, we will destroy all of them without thinking twice."

My apologies, Schmitty.

Yeah, that's the answer to an already smoldering powder keg. Moar bombs.

brilliant.jpg


Good idea. Destroy one of the few things keeping ISIS hiding amongst the rocks.
 
2017-03-21 02:42:32 PM  

TappingTheVein: studebaker hoch: Oh look there goes Israel blowing people up again.

Yeah, just for the heck of it, not without a good reason like a jihadist terrorist organization calling for the destruction of Israel receiving iranian missiles used to blow up israeli cities.

Satanic_Hamster: Basically, Israel is arguing that they can violate anyone's airspace at any time and no one is allowed to do anything about it.

Nope, it's basically Israel saying it will do whatever needs to be done to protect itself. I'm sure you felt the same way when Hezbollah first violated the Lebanon War II cease fire agreement which explicitly prohibits them from receiving said missiles.

Bender The Offender: This asshole is saying "Hey Syria, if you try to defend your people from us blowing them the fark up while we violate your airspace like my left hand did me after my first porn we're going to blow you up even harder". fark these assholes, for real.

You have no idea what you're talking about which sums up pretty nicely the common american knowledge when it comes to the Middle-East. Hezbollah jihadists arming themselves with long range Iranian missiles are not exactly "your people" if you want to be specific.


Heeeeeeyyyyyyy, Bibi's ball washing showed up!
 
2017-03-21 02:48:36 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Heeeeeeyyyyyyy, Bibi's ball washing showed up!


Starting with an ad hominem ? that's an 8.5 on the Pathetic Scale. Not to mention how on numerous occasions I expressed my extreme dislike for Netanyahu and his policies.
 
2017-03-21 03:36:48 PM  

TappingTheVein: Starting with an ad hominem ? that's an 8.5 on the Pathetic Scale. Not to mention how on numerous occasions I expressed my extreme dislike for Netanyahu and his policies.


The only thing you dislike about Bibi is he doesn't always finish in your
 
2017-03-21 03:53:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The only thing you dislike about Bibi is he doesn't always finish in your


And proceeding with Argumentum Ad Hominem. What's next ? here, i'll give you a hand:

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2017-03-21 04:44:36 PM  

TappingTheVein: Satanic_Hamster: The only thing you dislike about Bibi is he doesn't always finish in your

And proceeding with Argumentum Ad Hominem. What's next ? here, i'll give you a hand:

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That's nice, Tatsuma.
 
2017-03-21 04:56:53 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: That's nice, Tatsuma.


And now we see the 'False Identity Prejudicial Stereotype', a very rare form of Ad Hominem. I'm impressed.
 
2017-03-21 05:05:15 PM  

TappingTheVein: Bender The Offender: This asshole is saying "Hey Syria, if you try to defend your people from us blowing them the fark up while we violate your airspace like my left hand did me after my first porn we're going to blow you up even harder". fark these assholes, for real.


You have no idea what you're talking about which sums up pretty nicely the common american knowledge when it comes to the Middle-East. Hezbollah jihadists arming themselves with long range Iranian missiles are not exactly "your people" if you want to be specific.


You're a lunatic fundamentalist. You refuse to ever hold Israel accountable for a goddamned thing. I'm not wasting my time trying to get a crazy person to view reality. I know how that's going to end already. Israel is perfect and all arabs are the devil and their children deserve the white phosphorous and they deserve to have their mosques blown up during prayers. That's what an evil piece of shiat would think, so I'm just spitballing here.. I'm tired of propping up your disgusting apartheid government with your murderous disproportionate violence with my taxes. We've all seen your dog and pony show and you can go fark yourself while you're washing Bibi's balls.
 
2017-03-21 05:06:17 PM  

TappingTheVein: And now we see the 'False Identity Prejudicial Stereotype', a very rare form of Ad Hominem. I'm impressed.


Well bless your heart, Tats.
 
2017-03-21 07:42:44 PM  

Bender The Offender: You're a lunatic fundamentalist. You refuse to ever hold Israel accountable for a goddamned thing.


You're a liar and have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't refuse anything, I merely stated a fact, why Israel attacked Hezbollah. You had no idea, obviously, by assuming Israel attacked random people for the fun of it. No one including the arab media is denying the convoy was transporting weapons to Hezbollah, Iran's jihadist terrorists proxy army who uses long range missiles to attack Israel and is bound by a cease-fire agreement not to arm itself with said missiles, an agreement they violated on a regular basis since it was signed in 2006.

Bender The Offender: I'm not wasting my time trying to get a crazy person to view reality


Coming from an ignorant american who has no idea what he's talking about, that's hilarious on multiple levels.

Satanic_Hamster: Well bless your heart, Tats.


Repeating the same logical fallacy as before ? so much for creativity. Hey, as long as you don't have to address the actual facts.
 
2017-03-21 07:49:46 PM  

TappingTheVein: Repeating the same logical fallacy as before ? so much for creativity. Hey, as long as you don't have to address the actual facts


Sure thing there, Tats Jr.
 
2017-03-21 07:54:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Sure thing there, Tats Jr.


#3. Come on, you can do better than that. How about a 'No True Scotsman' fallacy ? at least that way you'll have to somewhat address the fact I stated which you repeatedly ignored.
 
2017-03-21 08:31:24 PM  

TappingTheVein: #3. Come on, you can do better than that. How about a 'No True Scotsman' fallacy ? at least that way you'll have to somewhat address the fact I stated which you repeatedly ignored.


Sure thing there, Tats Jr.
 
2017-03-22 04:53:25 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Sure thing there, Tats Jr.


#4. The record of someone evading addressing facts in my 15 years on Fark is #12 so you still have a way to go but I have faith in you!
 
2017-03-22 06:08:43 AM  

TappingTheVein: Satanic_Hamster: Sure thing there, Tats Jr.

#4. The record of someone evading addressing facts in my 15 years on Fark is #12 so you still have a way to go but I have faith in you!


Here's the thing, Jr.

You're the Cruiser12 of Israel threads.  It doesn't matter what you type.  You've so killed your credibility on anything related to Israel that no one believes a word you say on the subject.
 
2017-03-22 09:43:06 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Here's the thing, Jr.

You're the Cruiser12 of Israel threads.  It doesn't matter what you type.  You've so killed your credibility on anything related to Israel that no one believes a word you say on the subject.


Another Ad Hominem variation: the credibility attack derived from the attacker's own reluctance to actually address the facts presented to him.. we have #5! Good job.

So.. Israel didn't attack a Hezbollah weapons convoy ? even though both arab media and Hezbollah themselves admit it ? what was it then ?
 
2017-03-22 09:44:25 AM  
That's nice, Tats.
 
2017-03-22 10:34:12 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: That's nice, Tats.


#6! you can do it! your last dodging attempt it was #9. Respectable but still not up there.
 
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