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(TwinCities.com)   New book details Hitler's plan to jack up supersolidiers with meth, cocaine, and livestock steroids before sending them to England on miniature submarines   ( twincities.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 03:35:18 PM  
23 votes:
cdn.meme.am
2017-03-20 03:39:16 PM  
16 votes:
The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.
2017-03-20 03:26:37 PM  
12 votes:
Das ist mein fetisch!

cdn.meme.am
2017-03-20 03:20:04 PM  
11 votes:
www.nbc.com
2017-03-20 03:36:14 PM  
9 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 03:48:07 PM  
8 votes:

Rapmaster2000: The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.


He killed Hitler.
2017-03-20 03:43:30 PM  
8 votes:

CygnusDarius: BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.

Also, imagine a squad of coked-up junkies inside a sub.

Also...
Wir hatten zwei Beutel Gras, fünfundsiebzig Pellets von Mescaline, fünf Blätter mit Hochleistungs-Blottersäure, ein Salzschüttler halb voll Kokain und eine ganze Galaxie von mehrfarbigen Oberteilen, Downers, Schreien, Lachern ... und auch Ein quart von schnaps, ein quart von wein, ein bier von bier, ein pint von rohem ether und zwei dutzend taschen von meth
Nicht, dass wir das alles für die Invasion brauchten, aber sobald man in eine ernsthafte Drogenkollektion eingesperrt ist, ist die Tendenz, es so weit wie möglich zu schieben.


Wir können hier nicht aufhören, das ist Fledermausland!
2017-03-20 03:25:33 PM  
8 votes:

BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.


Also, imagine a squad of coked-up junkies inside a sub.

Also...
Wir hatten zwei Beutel Gras, fünfundsiebzig Pellets von Mescaline, fünf Blätter mit Hochleistungs-Blottersäure, ein Salzschüttler halb voll Kokain und eine ganze Galaxie von mehrfarbigen Oberteilen, Downers, Schreien, Lachern ... und auch Ein quart von schnaps, ein quart von wein, ein bier von bier, ein pint von rohem ether und zwei dutzend taschen von meth
Nicht, dass wir das alles für die Invasion brauchten, aber sobald man in eine ernsthafte Drogenkollektion eingesperrt ist, ist die Tendenz, es so weit wie möglich zu schieben.
2017-03-20 12:52:07 PM  
8 votes:
img.fark.net
Big deal. They already made a movie about doing that to New York City.
2017-03-20 04:49:29 PM  
7 votes:
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2017-03-20 04:35:18 PM  
7 votes:
68.media.tumblr.com

Hitler loved him some meth injections.
2017-03-20 04:52:14 PM  
6 votes:

cyberspacedout: crackwhore: "cyberspacedout: Adderall is dextroamphetamine, not methamphetamine. People don't get high on the former; it's used mainly as a stimulant.
hahahahha .   you live in a nice world.
p.s. -people get high on food and sex.  and anything.

There is a pharmacological difference, which produces a different kind of high. How many Florida articles do you see about Adderall addicts?


An argument about drug highs between a spaced out dude and a crack whore? That's our Fark.com!
2017-03-20 04:02:42 PM  
6 votes:
Was at a surplus store once and came across a Vietnam-era USAF survival kit that was basically a knife and packets of methamphetamine. Apparently the recovery plan for pilots was to stab your way back to American lines berserker style.
2017-03-20 03:27:10 PM  
6 votes:

BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.


Please, enough meth, coke and steroids and they won't need the submarine. Joint point them in the right direction and set them off. I mean, I always suspected the Nazis had something to do with Florida Man. I guess this confirms it.
2017-03-20 01:21:04 PM  
6 votes:
Let's not give Trump any ideas.
2017-03-20 12:10:43 PM  
6 votes:
Meh.  The UK had superliquiders to counter them with.
2017-03-20 05:40:55 PM  
5 votes:

The_Sponge: phalamir: That's a lot of effort when he could have just hired Geordies.


The coolest Geordie of all time:

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img.fark.net

The fark you say?
2017-03-20 03:39:03 PM  
5 votes:

CygnusDarius: BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.

Also, imagine a squad of coked-up junkies inside a sub.

Also...
Wir hatten zwei Beutel Gras, fünfundsiebzig Pellets von Mescaline, fünf Blätter mit Hochleistungs-Blottersäure, ein Salzschüttler halb voll Kokain und eine ganze Galaxie von mehrfarbigen Oberteilen, Downers, Schreien, Lachern ... und auch Ein quart von schnaps, ein quart von wein, ein bier von bier, ein pint von rohem ether und zwei dutzend taschen von meth
Nicht, dass wir das alles für die Invasion brauchten, aber sobald man in eine ernsthafte Drogenkollektion eingesperrt ist, ist die Tendenz, es so weit wie möglich zu schieben.


This was in 1941, and the sub is still sitting at the bottom of the harbor with several nonogenarians tripping balls inside it.
2017-03-20 05:49:08 PM  
4 votes:
Drugs for some, miniature German submarines for others!
2017-03-20 03:27:01 PM  
4 votes:
Geez Adolf, they were going to England, not Vegas.
2017-03-20 03:21:42 PM  
4 votes:
That's a lot of effort when he could have just hired Geordies.
2017-03-20 04:59:36 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 04:24:24 PM  
3 votes:
No wonder he lost the war. He should have sent them in submarines.
2017-03-20 03:26:38 PM  
3 votes:
Does Blazkowicz have to choke a biatch, again?!
2017-03-20 03:25:12 PM  
3 votes:

bighairyguy: Let's not give Trump any ideas.


I thought the headline was referring to Trump.
2017-03-20 09:06:25 PM  
2 votes:

Tenga: Rapmaster2000: The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.

He killed Hitler.


Yes, but Hitler also killed the guy who killed Hitler, so that kind of evens out.
2017-03-20 06:36:50 PM  
2 votes:
I was told there would be no meth.
2017-03-20 05:36:53 PM  
2 votes:
Topical
2017-03-20 04:05:44 PM  
2 votes:

R.O.U.S: Was at a surplus store once and came across a Vietnam-era USAF survival kit that was basically a knife and packets of methamphetamine. Apparently the recovery plan for pilots was to stab your way back to American lines berserker style.


Yep.
2017-03-20 03:52:27 PM  
2 votes:
85th Chav Brigade
2017-03-20 03:40:56 PM  
2 votes:
Get back to me when they install the Belcher's Gland and the Black Carapace.....
2017-03-20 03:20:35 PM  
2 votes:
You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.
2017-03-20 10:02:45 PM  
1 vote:

CptnSpldng: CygnusDarius: BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.

Also, imagine a squad of coked-up junkies inside a sub.

Also...
Wir hatten zwei Beutel Gras, fünfundsiebzig Pellets von Mescaline, fünf Blätter mit Hochleistungs-Blottersäure, ein Salzschüttler halb voll Kokain und eine ganze Galaxie von mehrfarbigen Oberteilen, Downers, Schreien, Lachern ... und auch Ein quart von schnaps, ein quart von wein, ein bier von bier, ein pint von rohem ether und zwei dutzend taschen von meth
Nicht, dass wir das alles für die Invasion brauchten, aber sobald man in eine ernsthafte Drogenkollektion eingesperrt ist, ist die Tendenz, es so weit wie möglich zu schieben.

Wir können hier nicht aufhören, das ist Fledermausland!


Nothing like a serious drug collection... in German.
2017-03-20 07:23:57 PM  
1 vote:
those that survived made their way to the west coast. their wrecked DNA is responsible for...

www.kansascity.com

Raider fans!

/ f the raiders
// double f their fans
2017-03-20 05:25:14 PM  
1 vote:
But due to a series of comical errors, they wound up in Florida instead of England.
2017-03-20 05:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
i-love-casino.com
2017-03-20 04:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
This is turning into a Huey Lewis song.
2017-03-20 04:18:58 PM  
1 vote:
Those types of drugs give me explosive diarrhea, I can't imagine what that would be like in a mini sub.

Actually, I can imagine and that makes it even worse.
2017-03-20 04:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
Recreational drugs: one of those benefits of militarism and war that we keep hearing about.
2017-03-20 04:00:55 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: Splinthar: Dadoody: Meth was heavily used by German soldiers for productivity reasons

Not just German Soldiers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_and_culture_of_substit​uted_amphetamines

I've also heard that US Special Forces issue amphetamines for use on missions. Helps them go for week-long missions on one or two hours of sleep a day.


There was suspicion that the Fort Bragg murders were caused by amphetamines throwing off brain chemistry, that or the anti-malarial drugs. Jury is still out.
2017-03-20 03:57:39 PM  
1 vote:

BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.


And could you imagine THAT boat ride? A bunch of roided, tweaked out soldiers in a mini sub? It would be a bloodbath, and the poor sob that opens it would probably be scarred for life.
2017-03-20 03:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
LSD was tested as a combat drug by the US military. It went about as well.
2017-03-20 03:31:23 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I told this to my drunken redneck neighbor.
His negative Nelly impression?
That's bullshiat.
That never happened.

His dad came over from Germany fleeing Nazis, but he's a pot smoking drunk with no drivers license or insured vehicle or lease, sleeping in his brother's basement, but he's a complete expert on WWII Germany, behind the lines.

He should vet new stories for Trump.
2017-03-20 03:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
2017-03-20 03:25:44 PM  
1 vote:
Hopped up on amphetamines and pissed off that France made their trip many hours longer is how a certain French embassy in Libya was bombed by an F-111 pilot.
 
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