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(TwinCities.com)   New book details Hitler's plan to jack up supersolidiers with meth, cocaine, and livestock steroids before sending them to England on miniature submarines   ( twincities.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 04:05:48 PM  
Recreational drugs: one of those benefits of militarism and war that we keep hearing about.
 
2017-03-20 04:06:11 PM  

LewDux: Meanwhile in 1934


Germany had a Nazi trial in 1924...
 
2017-03-20 04:11:12 PM  

billiamaire: bighairyguy: Let's not give Trump any ideas.

It's too late. Anyone who stays up, pissed off, tweeting is already using. He just needs a nap. Hey all you rednecks who voted for him...you voted for a tweaker.


A big part of Obama winning was the political Right going apeshiat and appearing to moderates to be completely unhinged. You actIng the way the freepers did back then is a large part of why Trump won, and continuing to channel those nutcases isn't going to improve things for anyone in 4 years, and might even cost everyone in the mid-term elections.
 
2017-03-20 04:11:29 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.


He was just following orders.
 
2017-03-20 04:13:02 PM  
pikov.yndropov

I'm not a big conspiracy guy but that's only the results that we were shown IMO. My dad is a heavy anti-drug person(aside from occasional pot) and a staunch supporter of "Building that Wall" etc etc. But I remember one conversation about when he was experimenting with acid when, as a kid(20-21y/o) he noted a remarkable shift in perception. He was already good at pool and basketball, but said that a day after dropping he would absolutely slaughter people on the court and on the table. But he didn't like the way he felt for the next couple of weeks. I myself have noticed a shift in perception, but nothing like "super human" type of shiat just a different way of seeing and approaching various situations. I am sure that with the right dosage and conditioning, there can be something of use to be found.

Acid?

Because there are some websites where people with major depressive disorders have begun experimenting with very low doses of LSD, administered regularly and have reported positive effects that the normal anti-depressives and anti-psychotics could not give them. The stuff seems to be working and dragging people up out of the dark, gray gloom of serious depressive disorders.

To my knowledge, since LSD is profoundly illegal and researchers find it nearly impossible to get legally, these sites are from regular people, who buy their LSD from dealers and are self experimenting.

I can understand that. Major Depressive Disorders can make a sufferers life a living hell and tear up a family. Some are even turning to the long discarded electro shock therapy to try and get relief because we know the treatment jumbles up the brain for a period of time.
 
2017-03-20 04:18:58 PM  
Those types of drugs give me explosive diarrhea, I can't imagine what that would be like in a mini sub.

Actually, I can imagine and that makes it even worse.
 
2017-03-20 04:19:30 PM  
This is turning into a Huey Lewis song.
 
2017-03-20 04:19:52 PM  
German soldiers were issued pervitin (methamphetamine) tablets during the Battle of the Bulge and other offenses. I bet they had a serious addiction issue as a result but in the short term it probably helped in offensives that their soldiers were so buzzed they could go longer without rest.

Clearly the idea was attractive to other armies because they all played around with them too.
 
2017-03-20 04:23:21 PM  

brantgoose: Meth, cocaine and lifestock steroids.

This cocktail is now called Saturday Night in Hull.

I just picked Hull because it was the first place that came to mind. It is a coastal town in Yorkshire. But any UK city would be just as accurate, but perhaps not as funny.

Quick poll:

Which UK city is funnier as a drug reference?

a) Hull
b) Leeds
c) Glasgow
d) Hammersmith
e) Shillington, formerly shiattington

The real facts:  http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/drug-dealing-capital-england-wal​es-6826954


Luxury.
 
2017-03-20 04:24:24 PM  
No wonder he lost the war. He should have sent them in submarines.
 
2017-03-20 04:29:47 PM  
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cyberspacedout: Adderall is dextroamphetamine, not methamphetamine. People don't get high on the former; it's used mainly as a stimulant.

hahahahha .   you live in a nice world.
p.s. -people get high on food and sex.  and anything.
 
2017-03-20 04:32:29 PM  
Gott sei Dank für den RAF, sonst würden wir alle deutsch sprechen.

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2017-03-20 04:32:39 PM  
Google JFK and Dr. Feelgood.

That injection scar on Marilyn Monroe's arm? Yeah about that...
 
2017-03-20 04:35:18 PM  
68.media.tumblr.com

Hitler loved him some meth injections.
 
2017-03-20 04:44:19 PM  
Let's not forget the civilian side...mother's little helper, anyone?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-is-the-drug-in-the-rolling-stones-song-mo​t​hers-li-1693032181
 
2017-03-20 04:45:27 PM  
Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas will all that.
 
2017-03-20 04:48:59 PM  
img.fark.net
anyone can be a super soldier with the right Rx
but it's a real muthafarker when they change your pills without telling you
 
2017-03-20 04:49:29 PM  
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2017-03-20 04:51:05 PM  

crackwhore: "cyberspacedout: Adderall is dextroamphetamine, not methamphetamine. People don't get high on the former; it's used mainly as a stimulant.
hahahahha .   you live in a nice world.
p.s. -people get high on food and sex.  and anything.


There is a pharmacological difference, which produces a different kind of high. How many Florida articles do you see about Adderall addicts?
 
2017-03-20 04:52:13 PM  

trappedspirit: Shoot, a feller fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas will all that.


Too much -er.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:14 PM  

cyberspacedout: crackwhore: "cyberspacedout: Adderall is dextroamphetamine, not methamphetamine. People don't get high on the former; it's used mainly as a stimulant.
hahahahha .   you live in a nice world.
p.s. -people get high on food and sex.  and anything.

There is a pharmacological difference, which produces a different kind of high. How many Florida articles do you see about Adderall addicts?


An argument about drug highs between a spaced out dude and a crack whore? That's our Fark.com!
 
2017-03-20 04:59:36 PM  
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2017-03-20 05:01:20 PM  
i-love-casino.com
 
2017-03-20 05:04:16 PM  

Carousel Beast: billiamaire: bighairyguy: Let's not give Trump any ideas.

It's too late. Anyone who stays up, pissed off, tweeting is already using. He just needs a nap. Hey all you rednecks who voted for him...you voted for a tweaker.

A big part of Obama winning was the political Right going apeshiat and appearing to moderates to be completely unhinged. You actIng the way the freepers did back then is a large part of why Trump won, and continuing to channel those nutcases isn't going to improve things for anyone in 4 years, and might even cost everyone in the mid-term elections.


Hurr Durr derp dis is why DRUMPF won also I'm gonna threaten you wif more daddy DRUMPF!

fark you.
 
2017-03-20 05:05:13 PM  
For a Channel trip in tiny, crowded submarines -- anything would be preferable to feeding the poor grunts beans. Hell, the sound alone would have given it away.

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 05:08:14 PM  
Qu'est-ce que c'est un "solidier"?
 
2017-03-20 05:21:03 PM  
Meth is basically the only drug available today in North Korea.  It is produced by the government, and is not illegal. If you go in to the "doctor" for just about anything, they prescribe it for you. Cancer? You get meth. Burns? You get meth. Broken leg, you get meth. Headache, you get meth. I guess people feel pretty good until they die.
 
2017-03-20 05:25:14 PM  
But due to a series of comical errors, they wound up in Florida instead of England.
 
2017-03-20 05:36:53 PM  
Topical
Hitler takes too much Viagra
Youtube wAqyWpBo9OU
 
2017-03-20 05:40:55 PM  

The_Sponge: phalamir: That's a lot of effort when he could have just hired Geordies.


The coolest Geordie of all time:

[www.musiclipse.com image 398x249]


img.fark.net

The fark you say?
 
2017-03-20 05:42:43 PM  
Our SolidWorks drafters are pretty good, but I wouldn't call them "super" solidiers as the headline suggests.
 
2017-03-20 05:49:08 PM  
Drugs for some, miniature German submarines for others!
 
2017-03-20 05:57:45 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Meth is basically the only drug available today in North Korea.


Actually that is not true.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/marijuana-in-north-korea_n_​40​67341.html .  Apparently getting low-mid grade pot dirt cheap is easy and generally acceptable and commonly used.
 
2017-03-20 06:05:35 PM  

berylman: KarmicDisaster: Meth is basically the only drug available today in North Korea.

Actually that is not true.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/marijuana-in-north-korea_n_4​067341.html .  Apparently getting low-mid grade pot dirt cheap is easy and generally acceptable and commonly used.


I meant prescription drug. They have pot, and it is legal, but I don't think that it is prescribed. I wasn't clear.
 
2017-03-20 06:20:12 PM  
"New Book"?
Try "Originally published: September 10, 2015"
 
2017-03-20 06:36:50 PM  
I was told there would be no meth.
 
2017-03-20 07:23:57 PM  
those that survived made their way to the west coast. their wrecked DNA is responsible for...

www.kansascity.com

Raider fans!

/ f the raiders
// double f their fans
 
2017-03-20 07:33:24 PM  
img.fark.net

Told ya mothafarkas, but you called me an apologist.
 
2017-03-20 07:45:19 PM  
Pilots everywhere in WWII received Meth and Coke.  It's no mystery.  This wasn't some Nazi Super Serum.  Everybody used them.  Our pilots were given super secret Vitamin A to help their night vision.  (No, they weren't, but it was a great cover for modern radar systems that the Nazis knew nothing about.)
 
2017-03-20 07:52:10 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.


The aqueducts?
 
2017-03-20 07:52:40 PM  
Meanwhile, in 1940s America, don't forget your amphetamine rations!

masterbombercraig.files.wordpress.com

prescriptiondrugs.procon.org
prescriptiondrugs.procon.org
 
2017-03-20 08:14:56 PM  

jaytkay: Meanwhile, in 1940s America, don't forget your amphetamine rations!
[masterbombercraig.files.wordpress.com image 565x142][prescriptiondrugs.procon.org image 585x836]
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Ha! That is some historical shiat right there courtesy of Smith,Kline and French (now Glaxo, Smith, Kline)
 
2017-03-20 09:06:25 PM  

Tenga: Rapmaster2000: The liberal media is so biased.  They never talk about all the good things Hitler did.

He killed Hitler.


Yes, but Hitler also killed the guy who killed Hitler, so that kind of evens out.
 
2017-03-20 10:02:45 PM  

CptnSpldng: CygnusDarius: BigSlowTarget: You put someone on meth, coke and steroids and they aren't likely to make it out of the harbor let alone all the way to England.

Also, imagine a squad of coked-up junkies inside a sub.

Also...
Wir hatten zwei Beutel Gras, fünfundsiebzig Pellets von Mescaline, fünf Blätter mit Hochleistungs-Blottersäure, ein Salzschüttler halb voll Kokain und eine ganze Galaxie von mehrfarbigen Oberteilen, Downers, Schreien, Lachern ... und auch Ein quart von schnaps, ein quart von wein, ein bier von bier, ein pint von rohem ether und zwei dutzend taschen von meth
Nicht, dass wir das alles für die Invasion brauchten, aber sobald man in eine ernsthafte Drogenkollektion eingesperrt ist, ist die Tendenz, es so weit wie möglich zu schieben.

Wir können hier nicht aufhören, das ist Fledermausland!


Nothing like a serious drug collection... in German.
 
2017-03-20 10:25:05 PM  
Sometimes I wonder just how many of the plots to kill Hitler were foiled by Allied spies?

Seriously, think about it.  You bump him off and now what?  Rommel gets put in charge?  Egads, the Allies would have been farked if that ever happened.   But every military decision Hitler made was terrible.  Any time one his smart generals came up with a smart idea, Hitler pooped on it and made them do something stupid instead.  Thus, it was actually to the Allies' advantage to keep Hitler alive until the very end.

"Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon
 
2017-03-20 11:18:51 PM  

medius: Splinthar: Dadoody: Meth was heavily used by German soldiers for productivity reasons

Not just German Soldiers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_and_culture_of_substi tuted_amphe tamines

Adderall is rx meth.


Nope. Wrong.
Adderall is dextro-amphetamine. Very different pharmacokinetics.
 
2017-03-20 11:21:32 PM  

PunGent: Let's not forget the civilian side...mother's little helper, anyone?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-is-the-drug-in-the-rolling-stones-song-mot​hers-li-1693032181


Miltown, methyl meprobamate
 
2017-03-20 11:48:59 PM  
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/amazed there are still window seats left
 
2017-03-21 12:34:46 AM  
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2017-03-21 09:26:10 AM  

Clockwork Kumquat: [img.fark.net image 382x805]
/amazed there are still window seats left


The History Channel was also a fan of that pun:

(untitled YouTube clip)
Youtube 0WlJ3jax0Q0
 
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