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    More: Florida, NWF Daily News, traffic stop, Police, United Kingdom, unnamed 47-year-old Florida, Niceville Police officers, Florida man, power nap  
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2017-03-20 11:40:29 AM  
an unnamed 47-year-old Florida man started to doze off while Niceville Police officers conducted a traffic stop


The guy has no name? He's 47, and has no name? How does he sign his checks? Does he at least have a symbol, like the artist formerly known as Prince?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-03-20 11:54:55 AM  
I've been through the swampland on a guy with no name.
 
2017-03-20 12:12:31 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: an unnamed 47-year-old Florida man started to doze off while Niceville Police officers conducted a traffic stop


The guy has no name? He's 47, and has no name? How does he sign his checks? Does he at least have a symbol, like the artist formerly known as Prince?


Does he own a submarine?
 
2017-03-20 01:28:01 PM  
Listen closely, babe
Hear my poop go *plop*
 
2017-03-20 01:52:35 PM  
Subby's a bottom.
 
2017-03-20 01:55:10 PM  
I am digging this new fark meme.
 
2017-03-20 02:22:52 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I am digging this new fark meme.


What Meme?
 
2017-03-20 02:24:42 PM  
Don't want incest / Don't Hop on Pop
 
2017-03-20 02:30:47 PM  
I can't imagine ignoring the first time you start to drift off seeing that as nothing instead of Warning! Danger Ahead.
 
2017-03-20 02:31:16 PM  

FuLinHyu: Don't want incest / Don't Hop on Pop


When the lights are off I forget he's my dad.jpg
 
2017-03-20 02:33:22 PM  
Having been pulled over for a busted tailight in FL, I can see doing this - giving me a stern talking to and a warning took almost 10 minutes
 
2017-03-20 02:34:21 PM  
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear says "you're not really here for the hunting, are you?".

/no idea what's going on in here
 
2017-03-20 02:46:41 PM  

ChipNASA: PC LOAD LETTER: I am digging this new fark meme.

What Meme?


Somebody needs to learn what a meme is.

There is no meme-ing going on here.
 
2017-03-20 02:48:15 PM  
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you
 
2017-03-20 02:49:14 PM  

calbert: ChipNASA: PC LOAD LETTER: I am digging this new fark meme.

What Meme?

Somebody needs to learn what a meme is.

There is no meme-ing going on here.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-03-20 03:11:43 PM  
The cadence doesn't feel remotely correct.
 
2017-03-20 03:18:53 PM  
NEW: Florida man takes a nap during traffic stop

What's so "NEW" about this? I assume that in Florida, this is just another Monday.

// that's my fun day
 
2017-03-20 03:27:50 PM  

Hickory-smoked: The cadence doesn't feel remotely correct.


Roses are red
violets are top
Florida man takes a nap
during traffic stop

Not perfect, but pretty close
 
2017-03-20 03:30:12 PM  
Boojum2k Does he own a submarine?

No one sees what you did there.
 
2017-03-20 03:51:33 PM  
I can fall asleep quickly. And with the way Cops can dick around while running your id/registration,  I'm not seeing how a brief snooze should trigger a 4th Amendment violating search.
 
2017-03-20 04:39:19 PM  
It took me a second after following the link, but well-done, subby - 7/10.
 
2017-03-20 04:41:03 PM  
Uh yea,  this kind of thing happens here in Florida.  No, no, not me... A friend of mine.
 
2017-03-20 04:42:30 PM  

phalamir: Having been pulled over for a busted tailight in FL, I can see doing this - giving me a stern talking to and a warning took almost 10 minutes


Actually, I can see that as being an effective deterrent for minor stuff. Don't want to get a terminally boring lecture that makes you want to poke your eyeballs out? Make sure that your taillights and other stuff are OK..
 
2017-03-20 05:01:49 PM  
the ONE time it might have been a good idea for him to test the meth...
 
2017-03-20 06:03:07 PM  

ChipNASA: calbert: ChipNASA: PC LOAD LETTER: I am digging this new fark meme.

What Meme?

Somebody needs to learn what a meme is.

There is no meme-ing going on here.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 407x405]


Two headlines on the same day with the same theme of rhyming with Roses are Red structured headlines doesn't make a meme I suppose, but it damn well should.
 
2017-03-21 08:52:41 AM  

SmackLT: Hickory-smoked: The cadence doesn't feel remotely correct.

Roses are red
violets are top
Florida man takes a nap
during traffic stop


Burma Shave.

Not perfect, but pretty close

Don't know why, just seems to read better with the added line.
 
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