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(Uproxx)   Over the past three months, 30 empty bottles of A1 Steak Sauce have been found at the Avon Lake Public Library   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 01:47:04 PM  
Anything can be lube if you're brave enough.
 
2017-03-20 01:59:20 PM  
They need to do a ...
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Steak out.
 
2017-03-20 02:45:39 PM  
Librarians are pretty smart as a rule, but I think they're missing something, pattern wise, to the locations.
 
2017-03-20 03:18:11 PM  
testyturnip.com
 
2017-03-20 03:27:53 PM  
Hey...free bottles.
 
2017-03-20 04:19:33 PM  
I just want to verify...A1 isn't alcoholic, is it?
 
2017-03-20 04:19:51 PM  
Didn't this already happen?
 
2017-03-20 04:19:54 PM  
My dog wants... to go to the library?
 
2017-03-20 04:20:26 PM  
Bibliovores!
 
2017-03-20 04:20:28 PM  
Shouldn't this have a repeat or followup tag?
 
2017-03-20 04:20:32 PM  
Repeat. From Friday, even.
 
2017-03-20 04:21:23 PM  
I don't know what this guy's beef is, but don't bother looking for him in the haute cuisine section.
 
2017-03-20 04:21:26 PM  
All I know is somebody had a bunch of delicious steaks!
 
2017-03-20 04:21:46 PM  
The only way to eat book tartare: covered in A1.
 
2017-03-20 04:22:05 PM  
A1 sauce, a bit of ghb and you've got yourself a library party.
 
2017-03-20 04:23:14 PM  
Sounds like a job for Mr. Bookman.

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2017-03-20 04:24:12 PM  
Using A1 on a steak ruins it. I only use ketchup.
 
2017-03-20 04:26:06 PM  

whatsupchuck: I don't know what this guy's beef is, but don't bother looking for him in the haute cuisine section.


Chuck the jokes and get to the meat of the issue.
 
2017-03-20 04:27:31 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Using A1 on a steak ruins it. I only use ketchup.


Putting ketchup on a steak ruins it.  I only use catsup.
 
2017-03-20 04:28:38 PM  
Well we know Trump didn't do it.
He doesn't read either.

/tip your buffet. Enjoy the waitresses.
 
2017-03-20 04:29:51 PM  

Rapmaster2000: farkingismybusiness: Using A1 on a steak ruins it. I only use ketchup.

Putting ketchup on a steak ruins it.  I only use catsup.


Darn it.  I came in to make the same joke, but with two entries already, there's no way I'll catchup.
 
2017-03-20 04:30:26 PM  
A1 has raisins and orange in it. Once I learned that, I can't unknow it.

What am I? Some dirty hippie?
 
2017-03-20 04:30:45 PM  
I got hundreds of empty hot sauce bottles stashed all over the place here at work. If they still can't find my pet ferret then they won't find the bottles
 
2017-03-20 04:35:43 PM  
FTA: "The real mystery is why nobody has set up any cameras yet"

No, it's not a mystery.
 
2017-03-20 05:05:54 PM  

Salmon: A1 sauce, a bit of ghb and you've got yourself a library party.
s17-us2.ixquick.com

 
2017-03-20 05:38:41 PM  
Have you ever tried to eat one of those boring novels like Little Women without steak sauce....yuck!!
 
2017-03-20 06:42:10 PM  
It's a sign for a primitive dead drop, probably for a drug deal. The dealer plants the drugs in a location signaled by the bottle's location. The buyer knows what the location means, goes to the proper shelving, and probably untapes the bags of whatever from under the shelf the bottle's location pointed to. Libraries are useful for such exchanges, as they allow both significant privacy and public access.
 
2017-03-21 04:12:29 AM  
Girlfriend has moved on from chilli sauce?
 
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