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(CTV News)   Monday is International Day of Happiness. Note - the beatings will continue until morale improves   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, happiness, sustainable development goals, good vibes, United Nations, Sustainable development, Millennium Development Goals, Sustainability  
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1243 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2017 at 2:47 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-03-20 03:02:45 PM  
6 votes:
2017-03-20 03:15:49 PM  
3 votes:
International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?
2017-03-20 04:01:56 PM  
2 votes:

Eli WhiskeyDik: idrow: Eli WhiskeyDik: International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?

Well, it's the first day of spring and Dairy Queen and Rita's are give away free Italian ice and cones today.  Two very good reasons to be happy today.

Well, I'm on a diet so they can shove that right up their asses.
/bad mood today

Sounds like you need 300 cc's of hot fudge, stat, and pick up on your diet tomorrow.
2017-03-20 03:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
Must be why I had two good poops today.
2017-03-20 03:16:15 PM  
2 votes:

empres77: I'm pretty sure some Farker has that very same username...

That's funny, I keep looking for "International Day of Happiness" and just can't seem to find that Farker....
2017-03-20 04:25:00 PM  
1 vote:

genner: [ image 500x500]

At least it's not February!
2017-03-20 03:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
2017-03-20 03:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
2017-03-20 03:21:29 PM  
1 vote:
I took one of the those happiness tests and got a shutout, and a referral to some sort of hotline.
2017-03-20 03:15:57 PM  
1 vote:
Its Tuesday down-under.

We're happy monday is over already
2017-03-20 03:02:31 PM  
1 vote:

pikov.yndropov: [ image 415x500]

I just walked 3 miles from store b/c car will start not.  3 miles in ~30mins - whew!  Now I have to look for a money for a tow truck with a smile on my face.  Good thing I got a couple of tallies.

Good luck, Usain!
2017-03-20 02:58:55 PM  
1 vote:
You'd have to be fairly crazy to schedule that on a Monday
2017-03-20 02:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
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