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(CTV News)   Monday is International Day of Happiness. Note - the beatings will continue until morale improves   ( ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Sappy, happiness, sustainable development goals, good vibes, United Nations, Sustainable development, Millennium Development Goals, Sustainability  
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2017-03-20 10:42:01 AM  
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2017-03-20 10:59:33 AM  
It has not started well.  But I am not yet defeated.

/that will come later
 
2017-03-20 11:44:54 AM  
And a bunch of animals will be unhappy when those balloons get into the ecosystem. Not to mention all that helium going to waste.

www.ctvnews.ca
 
2017-03-20 11:58:20 AM  
You mean floggings instead of beatings, right Subby?
 
2017-03-20 01:19:00 PM  
International day of happiness doesn't start 'til I'm leaving work and on my way to happy hour.
 
2017-03-20 02:29:21 PM  
 
2017-03-20 02:53:25 PM  
 
2017-03-20 02:53:49 PM  
I'm pretty sure some Farker has that very same username...
 
2017-03-20 02:58:55 PM  
You'd have to be fairly crazy to schedule that on a Monday
 
2017-03-20 03:00:24 PM  
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I just walked 3 miles from store b/c car will start not.  3 miles in ~30mins - whew!  Now I have to look for a money for a tow truck with a smile on my face.  Good thing I got a couple of tallies.
 
2017-03-20 03:01:54 PM  
Let the altering of reality begin!
We're gonna need good drugs.
 
2017-03-20 03:02:31 PM  

pikov.yndropov: [img.fark.net image 415x500]

I just walked 3 miles from store b/c car will start not.  3 miles in ~30mins - whew!  Now I have to look for a money for a tow truck with a smile on my face.  Good thing I got a couple of tallies.


Good luck, Usain!
 
2017-03-20 03:02:45 PM  
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2017-03-20 03:02:52 PM  
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/Me cynical?  That's unpossible!
 
2017-03-20 03:06:30 PM  
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Happy happiness day!  You are happy, right?
 
2017-03-20 03:08:30 PM  
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2017-03-20 03:13:18 PM  
Sexy beatings or just the regular ones?
 
2017-03-20 03:13:57 PM  

busy chillin': pikov.yndropov: [img.fark.net image 415x500]

I just walked 3 miles from store b/c car will start not.  3 miles in ~30mins - whew!  Now I have to look for a money for a tow truck with a smile on my face.  Good thing I got a couple of tallies.

Good luck, Usain!


That's really good for a walking pace! I mean, you'd have to be literally jogging unless your legs were 5+ feet long.
 
2017-03-20 03:14:05 PM  
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2017-03-20 03:15:49 PM  
International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?
 
2017-03-20 03:15:57 PM  
Its Tuesday down-under.

We're happy monday is over already
 
2017-03-20 03:16:15 PM  

empres77: I'm pretty sure some Farker has that very same username...


That's funny, I keep looking for "International Day of Happiness" and just can't seem to find that Farker....
 
2017-03-20 03:21:29 PM  
I took one of the those happiness tests and got a shutout, and a referral to some sort of hotline.
 
2017-03-20 03:24:05 PM  

Marbleisheavy: [img.fark.net image 209x241]
Happy happiness day!  You are happy, right?


Oh, well if Friend Computer says so, then that's that.
 
2017-03-20 03:30:10 PM  
Fun Fact: You cannot say "happiness" without saying "penis".
 
2017-03-20 03:30:11 PM  

mama2tnt: empres77: I'm pretty sure some Farker has that very same username...

That's funny, I keep looking for "International Day of Happiness" and just can't seem to find that Farker....


Hehe, fair enough.

/RDRR
 
2017-03-20 03:30:59 PM  

mama2tnt: empres77: I'm pretty sure some Farker has that very same username...

That's funny, I keep looking for "International Day of Happiness" and just can't seem to find that Farker....


Try the other guy.
 
2017-03-20 03:38:53 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?


Well, it's the first day of spring and Dairy Queen and Rita's are give away free Italian ice and cones today.  Two very good reasons to be happy today.
 
2017-03-20 03:41:47 PM  
♪♫♪  In this hole, that is me
The dead are rolling over
In this hole, thickening
Dirt shoveled over shoulders

I feel into me, so overwhelmed
All this pressures sent arising
My life overturned, unfair the despair
All these scars keep ripping open

Peel me, from the skin
Tear me, from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear me, from the bone
Tear me, from myself
Are you feeling happy now?  ♪♫♪
 
2017-03-20 03:45:23 PM  

way south: Sexy beatings or just the regular ones?


Depends. Are the beatings on or beatings off?
 
2017-03-20 03:47:29 PM  

idrow: Eli WhiskeyDik: International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?

Well, it's the first day of spring and Dairy Queen and Rita's are give away free Italian ice and cones today.  Two very good reasons to be happy today.


Well, I'm on a diet so they can shove that right up their asses.
/bad mood today
 
2017-03-20 03:55:16 PM  
Must be why I had two good poops today.
 
2017-03-20 03:59:17 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: [img.fark.net image 554x262]


That may be the perfect Grumpy Cat meme!  This may become my background on my work computer.
 
2017-03-20 03:59:28 PM  
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2017-03-20 03:59:45 PM  
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2017-03-20 04:01:56 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: idrow: Eli WhiskeyDik: International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?

Well, it's the first day of spring and Dairy Queen and Rita's are give away free Italian ice and cones today.  Two very good reasons to be happy today.

Well, I'm on a diet so they can shove that right up their asses.
/bad mood today


Sounds like you need 300 cc's of hot fudge, stat, and pick up on your diet tomorrow.
 
2017-03-20 04:01:58 PM  
I note from this other Fark thread that it's also Alien Abduction Day.  Is this proof of a link between happiness and anal probing?  And why do I suspect there is ample documentation of this in video form somewhere on the Intertubes?
 
2017-03-20 04:06:47 PM  
Let's make sure this news gets out to everyone in Darfur...c'mon now, chop chop

/pun intended
 
2017-03-20 04:09:06 PM  
Day of Happiness = D'OH
 
2017-03-20 04:10:36 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero


Fun Fact: You cannot say "happiness" without saying "penis".


If that's what's required.


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 04:13:54 PM  

idrow: Eli WhiskeyDik: idrow: Eli WhiskeyDik: International Day of Happiness......on a god damned Monday?! Who is the arsehole in charge of scheduling?

Well, it's the first day of spring and Dairy Queen and Rita's are give away free Italian ice and cones today.  Two very good reasons to be happy today.

Well, I'm on a diet so they can shove that right up their asses.
/bad mood today

Sounds like you need 300 cc's of hot fudge, stat, and pick up on your diet tomorrow.


If I'm going to cheat it's going to be with cold beer and hot pizza.
 
2017-03-20 04:19:11 PM  

genner: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x500]


Came to see Garfield. Leaving more for the thread:

2.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.garfieldforever.com
 
2017-03-20 04:25:00 PM  

genner: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x500]


At least it's not February!

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2017-03-20 04:39:39 PM  

mama2tnt: genner: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x500]

At least it's not February!

[Link][img.fark.net image 452x137]


One strip that came up in my search:

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2017-03-20 04:55:57 PM  
 
2017-03-20 05:26:39 PM  

busy chillin': pikov.yndropov: [img.fark.net image 415x500]

I just walked 3 miles from store b/c car will start not.  3 miles in ~30mins - whew!  Now I have to look for a money for a tow truck with a smile on my face.  Good thing I got a couple of tallies.

Good luck, Usain!


Average walking speed is 3.1 miles per hour, so if you put a little pep in your step it's easy.
 
2017-03-20 06:04:20 PM  

TheManofPA: way south: Sexy beatings or just the regular ones?

Depends. Are the beatings on or beatings off?


Sometimes I need to get beat on to beat off.
 
2017-03-20 06:38:19 PM  
Okay, does the last phrase of that headline summon the Farker of the same name?
 
2017-03-20 06:40:09 PM  
 
2017-03-20 08:30:13 PM  
 
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