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(Fox News)   Trump: Russia story is 'FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it'   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 08:51:40 AM  
Dude, your entire presidency is "fake news".  Jesus grow up and do your job!  You wanted this, you spent over a year campaigning for this.  How the fark could you think it'd all be sunshine and roses and kumba-farking-ya considering the regular public floggings your predecessor got?  Floggings YOU Participated in.

STFU and GBTW!
 
2017-03-20 09:10:51 AM  
Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol
 
2017-03-20 09:12:44 AM  
The lardy doth protest too much, methinks
 
2017-03-20 09:15:38 AM  
HEY! look over there..............
 
2017-03-20 09:17:13 AM  

Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol


Trump is good friends with the CEO. I see their covers at the checkout line and it's total Trump fanfiction.
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2017-03-20 09:22:00 AM  
No puppet.  No puppet.  You're the puppet.

Now where are those tax returns again?
 
2017-03-20 09:22:06 AM  
Manafort.  Until you can explain away every single thing Manafort ever did, your having ever been connected with him during your campaign is more than real enough.  The fact that it just spirals outward from there like a shiat-spirograph of ineptitude just makes all the denials even more laughable.
 
2017-03-20 09:22:33 AM  
Since he has publicly explained that "fake news" is news that is bad for him, this is accurate.
 
2017-03-20 09:23:56 AM  
Trump: Russia Today story is 'FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it'

FTFY
 
2017-03-20 09:24:21 AM  
"I will tell you this, Russia: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing," the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. "I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press."
 
2017-03-20 09:25:16 AM  
You guys know how there's a story about how Trump might have ties to Russia?  Well this guy,
Cody Derespina says it's not true.

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/I mean FFS, his last name is basically Derp-Spinna.
 
2017-03-20 09:25:41 AM  
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2017-03-20 09:25:56 AM  

Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol


You are quick to scoff, forgetting that the National Enquirer broke the story of John Edwards's affair.

They also broke the exclusive news of Hillary Clinton's diagnosis of only six months to live. In October 2015.
 
2017-03-20 09:26:13 AM  
So, then, there's really something to these collusion allegations.
 
2017-03-20 09:26:30 AM  
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"This is just FAKE NEWS!  They are taking me to Mar-a-lago for a VACATION because I have been WORKING NON-STOP since JAN 20!  SAD!"
 
2017-03-20 09:26:34 AM  
If it were me, and I knew for a fact that I was innocent, I would gladly encourage an investigation. As they uncovered nothing, they would be mocked and looked at as fools and I would capitalize on it.

But Trump knows he's not innocent.
 
2017-03-20 09:26:52 AM  

Nadie_AZ: "I will tell you this, Russia: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing," the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. "I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press."


He was faking when he said that.
 
2017-03-20 09:28:02 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: it just spirals outward from there like a shiat-spirograph of ineptitude


This is beautiful.
 
2017-03-20 09:29:50 AM  
Comey's a stand-up, party before country politico.  He'll laugh off Trump's wiretap allegations and downplay the Russian involvement in the election.  His hearing will be 4 hours of "Nothing to see here..."
 
2017-03-20 09:29:51 AM  
October 7th - Trump "Grab 'em by the pussy" tape released.

October 7th *one hour later* - Hillary's emails released.

What a coincidence!
 
2017-03-20 09:30:04 AM  
I personally love how he says leaking classified info is the real problem...info that he's also saying is made up.
 
2017-03-20 09:31:00 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Manafort.  Until you can explain away every single thing Manafort ever did, your having ever been connected with him during your campaign is more than real enough.  The fact that it just spirals outward from there like a shiat-spirograph of ineptitude just makes all the denials even more laughable.


It's not going to matter after Comey gives him cover by saying nothing is wrong today and dustbins any investigation, the farkface.
This is just Trump bragging ahead of time because he knows Comey is going to give Daddy Trump the metaphorical rimjob in his testimony today.
 
2017-03-20 09:31:21 AM  

LL316: I personally love how he says leaking classified info is the real problem...info that he's also saying is made up.


"The leaks are true but the news is fake."
 
2017-03-20 09:31:46 AM  
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From a long line of FOX inspired "Journalists"
 
2017-03-20 09:31:52 AM  

lennavan: You guys know how there's a story about how Trump might have ties to Russia?  Well this guy,
Cody Derespina says it's not true.

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/I mean FFS, his last name is basically Derp-Spinna.


He looks like a real Family Values Christian.
 
2017-03-20 09:32:29 AM  
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2017-03-20 09:33:13 AM  

JerseyTim: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Trump is good friends with the CEO. I see their covers at the checkout line and it's total Trump fanfiction.
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Assuming Malia Obama isn't going into rehab, presumbaly the Obamas are suing the living shiat out of them?
 
2017-03-20 09:33:21 AM  

Ambivalence: How the fark could you think it'd all be sunshine and roses and kumba-farking-ya considering the regular public floggings your predecessor got?


I think he honestly believed (and he's presented no evidence that would suggest this is wrong) that being President would be like all the other jobs he's ever held where he's The Boss and in complete control.  Only this time, he'd be The Boss of everybody.

And then when some Senator tells him no, or some reporter accurately quotes him, he yells "You're fired!".  And has to keep being told that he can't do that because they don't work for him.

As for the flogging Obama got?  Trump probably just thought Obama was a poor enough The Boss that he allowed people to do that, and that Trump could show him how things were really supposed to be run.

He was amazed to learn health care was complicated.  If that was a surprise, then how could "Being president is hard" not have been?
 
2017-03-20 09:33:26 AM  

Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol


Whatever happened to "Lock Her Up" anyway?  Kinda wanna make a yard sign and stick it on the dumbfark's yard whose sign just mysteriously vanished after the inauguration and signs showed he wasn't going to arrest her because he had nothing.
 
2017-03-20 09:35:02 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: [a57.foxnews.com image 150x150] From a long line of FOX inspired "Journalists"


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2017-03-20 09:35:09 AM  

JerseyTim: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Trump is good friends with the CEO. I see their covers at the checkout line and it's total Trump fanfiction.
[img.fark.net image 387x447]


"Malia Obama rehab"

How can printing that not be libel or slander or somesuch other thing they could get sued for?
 
2017-03-20 09:35:17 AM  

scottydoesntknow: If it were me, and I knew for a fact that I was innocent, I would gladly encourage an investigation. As they uncovered nothing, they would be mocked and looked at as fools and I would capitalize on it.

But Trump knows he's not innocent.


I think that for the first time in his entire life, he's being put up against people who actually have the legal wherewithal to do damage to him. He's actually been pretty open about his multiple bank frauds, real estate frauds, tax frauds and contract frauds over the years. Hell, the first lawsuit filed by contractors against the hotel project in Vancouver B.C. was just filed. He's now in his seventh bankruptcy from the project in Toronto.

That 2005 tax returns that were "leaked"? That was the last time he actually paid any taxes to the Federal Government.

When one can create a phony charity and encourage customers to make contributions to it in lieu of actually paying the company for whatever service was rendered, then use the apparent business loss as a write-off on one's taxes, that used to be an actual crime. Now it's just business as usual.
 
2017-03-20 09:36:00 AM  

Deathfrogg: Nadie_AZ: "I will tell you this, Russia: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing," the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. "I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press."

He was faking when he said that.


Oh. Ok.

"I will tell you this, Russia: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing," the Republican nominee said at a news conference in Florida. "I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press."
 
2017-03-20 09:36:19 AM  
That's ok. Trump is a fake president.
 
2017-03-20 09:37:22 AM  

MinatoArisato013: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Whatever happened to "Lock Her Up" anyway?  Kinda wanna make a yard sign and stick it on the dumbfark's yard whose sign just mysteriously vanished after the inauguration and signs showed he wasn't going to arrest her because he had nothing.


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2017-03-20 09:37:39 AM  

WI241TH: The lardy doth protest too much, methinks


Literally true of his campaign if you use the correct definition of "protest" for that quote.
 
2017-03-20 09:37:42 AM  
He better get used to saying that, because it's gonna take more than "Nuh uh" to make this go away after years of "birf certificate" and "BENGAZI"
 
2017-03-20 09:38:14 AM  

MinatoArisato013: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Whatever happened to "Lock Her Up" anyway?  Kinda wanna make a yard sign and stick it on the dumbfark's yard whose sign just mysteriously vanished after the inauguration and signs showed he wasn't going to arrest her because he had nothing.


I think they were still yelling it at the latest rally.  He's doing his greatest hits while working on his new material.
 
2017-03-20 09:39:21 AM  

Karac: JerseyTim: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Trump is good friends with the CEO. I see their covers at the checkout line and it's total Trump fanfiction.
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"Malia Obama rehab"

How can printing that not be libel or slander or somesuch other thing they could get sued for?


Don't tabloids have a small print disclaimer or couch everything in terms of "sources say" with the 'source' being a fellow staffer making shiat up to avoid such things?
 
2017-03-20 09:40:37 AM  
The numbe of people who are buying his shtick dwindles by the day. Every time he continue to blame hillary/obama/democrats for his plainly obvious failures, he loses more supporters
 
2017-03-20 09:40:40 AM  
Just amazed that Trump is so skillful at pointing out which news is fake. How does he know, is this something he studied in college? Can any Trump supporters answer this question?
 
2017-03-20 09:40:45 AM  

JerseyTim: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

Trump is good friends with the CEO. I see their covers at the checkout line and it's total Trump fanfiction.
[img.fark.net image 387x447]


I'm guessing "Apple's 4.5 Million Jobs COMING HOME!" is a reference to the coming invasion by an army of Steve Jobs clones armed with Apple rail guns and Airpods, because that's the only thing that makes sense.
 
2017-03-20 09:41:13 AM  
Here we go with the "What abouts..."

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2017-03-20 09:41:50 AM  

Munden: Here we go with the "What abouts..."

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Classic misdirection. I see smoke.
 
2017-03-20 09:42:23 AM  

HydroMonkey: lennavan: You guys know how there's a story about how Trump might have ties to Russia?  Well this guy,
Cody Derespina says it's not true.

[a57.foxnews.com image 150x150]

/I mean FFS, his last name is basically Derp-Spinna.

He looks like a real Family Values Christian.


Look. we should avoid any ad hominem attacks against the author. It doesn't matter he looks like someone you can't trust alone with young children. We should focus on the position he holds; the stupid, deluded fever dream that this regressed man-child passes for insightful political analysis. Because repeating only what was said by the president and a congressman friendly to the White House is the highest form of journalism.
 
2017-03-20 09:42:32 AM  

Dimensio: Butterflew: Ya wanna talk about fake news? The front page of the national enquirer was talking about how Obama and Hillary Clinton were going to jail because of their connections to Russia.

Lol

You are quick to scoff, forgetting that the National Enquirer broke the story of John Edwards's affair.

They also broke the exclusive news of Hillary Clinton's diagnosis of only six months to live. In October 2015.


I don't give them much credit on the John Edwards story. It basically fell into their lap, and they were the only ones willing to take that ethical leap and actually publish it. The story was already out there as gossip because egotistical Rielle Hunter couldn't stop bragging about it.
 
2017-03-20 09:42:52 AM  
Is Fark going to live stream Comey's testimony?  Please live stream it.
 
2017-03-20 09:44:14 AM  
My prediction:

Regardless of any facts, Comey will announce that the FBI has found no evidence of attempts by any foreign power to influence the election.

Trump will declare victory, and his supporters will brag about it on various forums. Not one of them will mention that they believed that the FBI was being biased and partisan when it refused to indict Hillary Clinton.
 
2017-03-20 09:44:46 AM  

LeroyBourne: Is Fark going to live stream Comey's testimony?  Please live stream it.


Infowars has exclusive broadcast rights for all government press conferences and hearings
 
2017-03-20 09:45:13 AM  
"James Clapper and others stated that there is no evidence Potus colluded with Russia. This story is FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it!" Trump tweeted.

S/he/it didn't say *which* POTUS.
 
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