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(Action News Jacksonville)   If you're 19 and hauling 30 cases of beer for spring break, don't drive 90 mph on the interstate   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 09:07:12 AM  
You probably shouldn't drive 90mph on the interstate regardless of what contraband you're hauling.
 
2017-03-20 09:33:23 AM  
What if I'm Canadian?
 
2017-03-20 10:16:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 10:33:29 AM  
These two seen laughing at the scene...
holybeeofephesus.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-03-20 10:42:02 AM  
They say kids don't assess risk too well.
 
2017-03-20 11:22:44 AM  
Did he order a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper first?

/talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?
 
2017-03-20 11:23:10 AM  
That's what happens when Alabama meets Florida.
 
2017-03-20 11:23:13 AM  
What was he planning on drinking for the other 6 days?
 
2017-03-20 11:23:27 AM  
Of course not. You do 90 on the parallel U.S. 90 and claim you thought that was the speed limit.
 
2017-03-20 11:24:00 AM  
Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.
 
2017-03-20 11:25:31 AM  

Ambivalence: You probably shouldn't drive 90mph on the interstate regardless of what contraband you're hauling.


With modern cars you can hit 90mph in seconds. And it's probably safer than some older cars doing 70.
 
2017-03-20 11:26:09 AM  
Subby: wasn't 30 cases, it was SEVEN 30 packs.

/or perhaps the cops are testing the other 23 cases?
 
2017-03-20 11:26:50 AM  
It was seven 30 packs
 
zez
2017-03-20 11:26:52 AM  
Was there a big sloppy dog in the front seat too?
 
2017-03-20 11:27:24 AM  

maxandgrinch: Subby: wasn't 30 cases, it was SEVEN 30 packs.

/or perhaps the cops are testing the other 23 cases?


dammit
 
2017-03-20 11:27:35 AM  
Hey, when you have a long way to go, and a short time to get there...
 
2017-03-20 11:28:06 AM  

StopDaddy: Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.


Better yet:
"Son, we're going to sit here and you're going to drink every one of these..."
 
2017-03-20 11:29:27 AM  

zez: Was there a big sloppy dog in the front seat too?


Nah, he was planning on meeting her at the hotel.
 
2017-03-20 11:30:28 AM  

idrow: That's what happens when Alabama meets Florida.


There's a difference?
 
2017-03-20 11:30:28 AM  
Man, but his buds are pissed. But it was bud Lite, so no big loss.

BTW, Alabama drivers are the worst. If you're on an interstate with three lanes, drivers will be doing anything from 40 mph to 100 mph in all lanes. It's really dangerous.
 
2017-03-20 11:36:54 AM  

Ambivalence: You probably shouldn't drive 90mph on the interstate regardless of what contraband you're hauling.



It depends on the conditions and where you are.  I-5 in Central California and there aren't a lot of cars?  Go for it.

/Occasionally drove 90 for brief periods on that stretch of road when I was in college.
 
2017-03-20 11:37:10 AM  

jake_lex: /talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?


Back in the day Coors was great beer and people east of the Mississippi really would make Coors runs.
 
2017-03-20 11:38:43 AM  
Amateur.  You can fit a lot more than 7 30-packs in the bed of a truck.
 
2017-03-20 11:39:26 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: jake_lex: /talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?

Back in the day Coors was great beer and people east of the Mississippi really would make Coors runs.



CSB:

My Dad did that when he lived in St. Louis...bought a bunch of Coors during a ski trip in New Mexico.

/He f*cked up, though.
//Put the beer in the attic, forgot about it, and didn't realize his mistake until an entire hot Midwest summer had passed.
///If I had been in that position, all of it would have gone in the fridge, and I would only eat nonperishable food to make room in said fridge.
 
2017-03-20 11:39:50 AM  

maxandgrinch: zez: Was there a big sloppy dog in the front seat too?

Nah, he was planning on meeting her at the hotel.


Lena Dunham filming an episode of Girls there?
 
2017-03-20 11:42:05 AM  

The_Sponge: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: jake_lex: /talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?

Back in the day Coors was great beer and people east of the Mississippi really would make Coors runs.


CSB:

My Dad did that when he lived in St. Louis...bought a bunch of Coors during a ski trip in New Mexico.

/He f*cked up, though.
//Put the beer in the attic, forgot about it, and didn't realize his mistake until an entire hot Midwest summer had passed.
///If I had been in that position, all of it would have gone in the fridge, and I would only eat nonperishable food to make room in said fridge.


We moved to Denver and every time we'd drive back to VA for vacation Dad would load up on cases of Coors in the back of the station wagon.  We'd have to stop for ice a few times on the way.  I remember all the men at a reunion just looking at the haul in awe...
 
AOW
2017-03-20 11:42:17 AM  

eKonk: StopDaddy: Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.

Better yet:
"Son, we're going to sit here and you're going to drink every one of these..."


With Natty Light you would die of water intoxication long before alcohol poisoning sadly
 
2017-03-20 11:42:23 AM  

JackieRabbit: Man, but his buds are pissed. But it was bud Lite, so no big loss.

BTW, Alabama drivers are the worst. If you're on an interstate with three lanes, drivers will be doing anything from 40 mph to 100 mph in all lanes. It's really dangerous.


According to TFA (or at least the picture in TFA), It was natural light, so I wouldn't qualify it as a loss.

The police were doing him a favor by taking it.
 
2017-03-20 11:42:34 AM  

jake_lex: Did he order a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper first?

/talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?


And then clam chowder, from Boston.
 
2017-03-20 11:44:36 AM  
It was probably the weed and fake ID that got him arrested.  I don't think hauling beer is a crime.
 
2017-03-20 11:45:24 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: We moved to Denver and every time we'd drive back to VA for vacation Dad would load up on cases of Coors in the back of the station wagon. We'd have to stop for ice a few times on the way. I remember all the men at a reunion just looking at the haul in awe...



"Not all heroes wear capes."

/IMHO, it's still one of the best macro brews out there.
 
2017-03-20 11:45:51 AM  

gopher321: What if I'm Canadian?


I grew up in southern Ontario. For a couple of years we had a neighbor who was an ex-cop turned Baptist minister from the U.S. He could never wrap his head around the fact that legal drinking age here is 19 and that minors can drink at home with permission of their parents. He called the cops on me three or four times for sitting on my porch and having a beer and each time they showed up, came and talked to me (or my mom before I turned 19), and then strolled over to his house to explain their was nothing illegal going on.

He also had a weird thing about doing yard work on Sundays. After church he and his kids would ride 2-stroke dirt bikes around at 150dBs for hours, but start up a lawnmower and he`d go fìng nuts.
 
2017-03-20 11:45:56 AM  

lucky_groom: It was probably the weed and fake ID that got him arrested.  I don't think hauling beer is a crime.


some states it's a crime to be under 21 and possess alcohol, opened or not.

/VA is that way
 
2017-03-20 11:45:58 AM  

akya: JackieRabbit: Man, but his buds are pissed. But it was bud Lite, so no big loss.

BTW, Alabama drivers are the worst. If you're on an interstate with three lanes, drivers will be doing anything from 40 mph to 100 mph in all lanes. It's really dangerous.

According to TFA (or at least the picture in TFA), It was natural light, so I wouldn't qualify it as a loss.

The police were doing him a favor by taking it.


Oh, yeah. I guess it was and they did.
 
2017-03-20 11:47:13 AM  

GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x236]


harleyquinnical: These two seen laughing at the scene...
[holybeeofephesus.files.wordpress.com image 482x332]



I REALLY hope the arresting officer looked like Buford T. Justice.

/And then he celebrated by having a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
 
2017-03-20 11:47:38 AM  

The_Sponge: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: We moved to Denver and every time we'd drive back to VA for vacation Dad would load up on cases of Coors in the back of the station wagon. We'd have to stop for ice a few times on the way. I remember all the men at a reunion just looking at the haul in awe...


"Not all heroes wear capes."

/IMHO, it's still one of the best macro brews out there.


Coors Light = weasel piss
Coors Gold = pretty good beer
 
2017-03-20 11:47:47 AM  

lucky_groom: It was probably the weed and fake ID that got him arrested.  I don't think hauling beer is a crime.


it is if you're drinking underage
 
2017-03-20 11:47:58 AM  

The_Sponge: ///If I had been in that position, all of it would have gone in the fridge, and I would only eat nonperishable food to make room in said fridge.


I admire that kind of dedication.
 
2017-03-20 11:48:05 AM  
*under drinking age
 
2017-03-20 11:48:09 AM  
I see no beer here:

img.fark.net

Clearly, false charges.  I bet when they test that "beer" it will turn out to be colored, fizzy water.
 
AOW
2017-03-20 11:49:08 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: jake_lex: /talk about a movie with a dated plot
//all that to get some shiatty beer?

Back in the day Coors was great beer and people east of the Mississippi really would make Coors runs.


They used to call it Colorado cool aid, we would bust truckers for untaxed beer when they would try to bring it into the state, some would have the sleepers of their trucks stuffed with the stuff.
 
2017-03-20 11:49:13 AM  

JackieRabbit: BTW, Alabama drivers are the worst. If you're on an interstate with three lanes, drivers will be doing anything from 40 mph to 100 mph in all lanes. It's really dangerous.


South Florida is the same. Alabama has the added attraction of "pulling out of a side road right in front of you" as a state hobby when you aren't on an interstate.
 
2017-03-20 11:49:47 AM  

eKonk: StopDaddy: Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.

Better yet:
"Son, we're going to sit here and you're going to drink every one of these..."


I dunno. I was just talking about rendering his testicles useless. Why do you have to go the cruel path?
 
2017-03-20 11:49:54 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Coors Light = weasel piss
Coors Gold = pretty good beer



Heh.

/I'll admit that I still drink weasel piss from time to time.
//Became a fan of Coors Light back in high school.
///As my tastes matured, I got into micro brews and imports.
////But the Silver Bullet is my first love.
//I'm weird like that.
 
2017-03-20 11:50:38 AM  
I didn't realize that it was illegal for a minor transport horse piss across state lines.
 
2017-03-20 11:52:55 AM  

lindalouwho: The_Sponge: ///If I had been in that position, all of it would have gone in the fridge, and I would only eat nonperishable food to make room in said fridge.

I admire that kind of dedication.



Heh.

I teased my Dad a lot when he first told me that story.  "You blew it!", etc.  I'm trying to think of an equivalent f*ck up these days....maybe getting Pliny the Younger or Cantillon, and having it sit in a hot attic.

/Seems silly to tease him about something he did long before I was born, though.
//Especially since Coors is available everywhere these days.
 
2017-03-20 11:54:01 AM  

StopDaddy: Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.



Meh...I bought Natty Light back in college, so I won't judge this kid harshly.
 
2017-03-20 11:54:58 AM  
images.mentalfloss.com

One of the best signals intelligence movies ever made.  Deceptive callsigns, funkspiels, frequency hopping, low level voice intercept (LLVI).  That film has *EVERYTHING*.
 
2017-03-20 11:56:53 AM  

The_Sponge: StopDaddy: Going to jail... because of NATURAL LIGHT?!

I recommend a $500 fine, 3 months in jail, and chemical castration.


Meh...I bought Natty Light back in college, so I won't judge this kid harshly.


I will.
 
2017-03-20 11:58:38 AM  

maxandgrinch: Subby: wasn't 30 cases, it was SEVEN 30 packs.

/or perhaps the cops are testing the other 23 cases?


Their two-day-old uncorrected tweet, between the second and third time they show you the same image, says 30 cases.

As a combined CBS/FOX affiliate, maybe the CBS side made another inaccurate call involving counting and Florida and the FOX side is letting you decide which is correct.
 
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