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(Metro)   Katy Perry kissed and experimented with a girl and liked it, but her ultra-Christian parents taught her to "pray away the gay"   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-03-20 10:09:33 AM  
She seems nice
 
2017-03-20 10:22:59 AM  
FTA:
[Perry said:] When I was growing up homosexuality was synonymous with the word "abomination" and "Hell", a place of gnashing of teeth, continuous burning of skin and probably Mike Pence's ultimate guest list for a BBQ.

Zing!
 
2017-03-20 11:06:24 AM  
Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...


Please, go on...
 
2017-03-20 11:12:27 AM  
I would rather pray away the grey.

/Get off my lawn.
 
2017-03-20 11:19:17 AM  
Doesn't everybody already know this? I can't name three Katie Perry songs, and I already knew this.
 
2017-03-20 11:20:27 AM  
She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.
 
2017-03-20 11:20:31 AM  

Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...


Maybe she can create a video reenactment...
 
2017-03-20 11:25:39 AM  

Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 11:37:25 AM  

turboke: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

[img.fark.net image 400x225]


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 11:37:42 AM  
Who? I will need a plethora of fotos to stimulate my interests and concerns... perhaps with a 2nd comely female in a tight and/or low cut outfit...
 
2017-03-20 11:43:56 AM  

Surly U. Jest: turboke: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

[img.fark.net image 400x225]

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-03-20 11:46:20 AM  

Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...


She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.
 
2017-03-20 11:47:56 AM  
Now I got "Pray the Gay Away" to the tune "Take My Breath Away" stuck inside my head.
 
2017-03-20 11:49:29 AM  

farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.


Knows that feeling.

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 11:50:42 AM  
If you pray the gay away, he'll just pull right out you and leave.
 
2017-03-20 11:54:22 AM  

Mole Man: farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.

Knows that feeling.

[img.fark.net image 564x846]


I hate to break this to you, but God may live inside a very good plastic surgeon.
 
2017-03-20 11:55:06 AM  

batlock666: Now I got "Pray the Gay Away" to the tune "Take My Breath Away" stuck inside my head.


A love theme for two gay characters at that.
 
2017-03-20 11:55:39 AM  

edmo: batlock666: Now I got "Pray the Gay Away" to the tune "Take My Breath Away" stuck inside my head.

A love theme for two gay characters at that.


$%@& Not the characters per se but you know what I mean.
 
2017-03-20 12:10:06 PM  

Valiente: Mole Man: farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.

Knows that feeling.

[img.fark.net image 564x846]

I hate to break this to you, but God may live inside a very good plastic surgeon.


Pretty sure it was her who mentioned the pray thing in an interview.
 
2017-03-20 12:19:24 PM  
It is a shame that all over the place right now this is still going on.  The 'treatment' of homosexuality is sad, scary, and vile.  I am glad that Perry managed to get out of that time of community, and I hope everyone else does too.
 
2017-03-20 12:26:42 PM  

Valiente: Mole Man: farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.

Knows that feeling.

[img.fark.net image 564x846]

I hate to break this to you, but God may live inside a very good plastic surgeon.


https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/01/katy-perrys​-​breast-enlargement-procedure-performed-almighty-god/357247/
 
2017-03-20 12:27:04 PM  
i5.walmartimages.com
 
2017-03-20 12:50:31 PM  
I wouldn't mind it if she were to pray the blonde away.

/It's not bigoted to prefer brunettes, right?
 
2017-03-20 12:53:19 PM  
farkstorm:
https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/01/katy-perrys​-​breast-enlargement-procedure-performed-almighty-god/357247/

"I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, "God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?" God answered my prayers."

Katy, Boobs sag to the side.  You would have to be holding them in view, and if you are going to do that you might as well just let your feet hang off the edge of the bed and call that a victory.
 
2017-03-20 12:58:56 PM  

edmo: She seems nice


She still looks like she will melt if I leave her out in the sun too long.
 
2017-03-20 12:58:59 PM  

farkstorm: She also prayed PAID for boobs. God blessed her.

 
2017-03-20 01:00:17 PM  
Katy is looking more and more like a mannequin these days... kind of wierds me out.
 
2017-03-20 01:00:53 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.


Benny Blanco?!  I remember him!
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He's from the Bronx.
 
2017-03-20 01:02:02 PM  
img.fark.net
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She's a beautiful woman. It doesn't really matter what she does with her hair, or anything else for that matter.
 
2017-03-20 01:03:19 PM  

edmo: She seems nice


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 01:04:20 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Surly U. Jest: turboke: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

[img.fark.net image 400x225]

[img.fark.net image 850x637]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 567x377]


has no problem with that.

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 01:10:36 PM  

Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...


Film at 11. If MY praying works.
 
2017-03-20 01:11:47 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.


"Written-By - Cathy Dennis, Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin"
 
2017-03-20 01:12:22 PM  
I'd much rather have seen her fark the pain away.  O_0
 
2017-03-20 01:14:10 PM  
static01.nyt.com

"I kiss girls too, you guys....."
 
2017-03-20 01:15:10 PM  

Guybird: I'd much rather have seen her fark the pain away.  O_0


Sucking on her titties like she wanted me. Calling me all the time.
 
2017-03-20 01:18:43 PM  
I volunteer to reverse the conversion. I could make her swear off of men in about 2 minutes.
 
2017-03-20 01:20:27 PM  
LewDux:

"Written-By - Cathy Dennis, Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin"

static1.squarespace.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jLjWX4CTcA
 
2017-03-20 01:47:57 PM  

LewDux: Keyser_Soze_Death: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.

"Written-By - Cathy Dennis, Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin"


My bad, I forgot to include Cathy Dennis.
 
2017-03-20 01:48:57 PM  
If she writes songs about her personal experiences where's the follow-up tune about her boyfriend beating his landlady to death after tearing her cat apart b4 offing himself? I mean that guy was good for 2 songs in her repertoire...
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/katy-perry-devastated-o​v​er-johnny-lewis-death-2012279
 
2017-03-20 01:52:25 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: LewDux: Keyser_Soze_Death: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.

"Written-By - Cathy Dennis, Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin"

My bad, I forgot to include Cathy Dennis.


So, given their physical atributes, how would you divide remaining 1% between them?
 
2017-03-20 01:57:57 PM  

Mole Man: Valiente: Mole Man: farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.

Knows that feeling.

[img.fark.net image 564x846]

I hate to break this to you, but God may live inside a very good plastic surgeon.

Pretty sure it was her who mentioned the pray thing in an interview.


I was actually referring to the breasts of Salma Hayek. Rumour and photos from the past suggest a tasteful emplumpenment of the first order.
 
2017-03-20 01:59:20 PM  

LewDux: Keyser_Soze_Death: LewDux: Keyser_Soze_Death: Unobtanium: Katy has confessed she wrote it based on experiences she had growing up.
She said: 'Truth be told, I did more than that...

Please, go on...

She must have a new record, show or something coming out, because Max Martin, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco wrote 99% of 'I kissed a Girl'.

"Written-By - Cathy Dennis, Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin"

My bad, I forgot to include Cathy Dennis.

So, given their physical atributes, how would you divide remaining 1% between them?


By height.
 
2017-03-20 02:06:16 PM  
I've always had a soft spot for Katie Perry because of what she had to overcome to become a pop singer (She was also taught that it was a sin to take any pride in her vocal abilties and at one point prohibited from singing publicly lest she become "too prideful")


Still kinda curious how you win an  LGBTQ advocacy award after penning a song like:
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You biatch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
 
2017-03-20 02:35:13 PM  

Valiente: Mole Man: Valiente: Mole Man: farkstorm: She also prayed for boobs. God blessed her.

Knows that feeling.

[img.fark.net image 564x846]

I hate to break this to you, but God may live inside a very good plastic surgeon.

Pretty sure it was her who mentioned the pray thing in an interview.

I was actually referring to the breasts of Salma Hayek. Rumour and photos from the past suggest a tasteful emplumpenment of the first order.


"emplumpenment " :  a perfectly cromulent word...

Taxi Driver. Com and Daily Fail fotos of Katy's large tracts of land embiggen my shorts zone...
 
2017-03-20 02:41:21 PM  
So she's a cunning linguist?
 
2017-03-20 02:46:37 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 02:54:01 PM  
Not sure if anyone else has noticed but Katy Perry has really big boobs
 
2017-03-20 03:01:53 PM  
This thread may be relevant to my interests.
 
2017-03-20 03:03:27 PM  
Cuz they're so big and soft and round, and they don't make a sound, how they look, remains a mystery.

With my hands stuffed in my pockets, just thinking about Katy's rockets, yeah here they come again my fantasy.
 
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