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(Metro)   While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Creepy, post mortem, post mortem examination, post mortem examinations, 'Some inevitable delays, Bournemouth Borough Council, South West England, mortuary, Bournemouth  
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2017-03-20 09:07:21 AM  
11 votes:
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!

i.imgur.com
2017-03-20 04:43:59 PM  
9 votes:

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Misspoken words from the Necronomicon - 8:5
2017-03-20 04:34:27 PM  
7 votes:

Munden: It said nothing about bodies being in "storage bins" subby


I don't want to go in the storage bin!

img.fark.net
2017-03-20 04:02:22 PM  
7 votes:
img.fark.net
\don't need a reason
2017-03-20 03:50:52 PM  
7 votes:

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Lazarus Pit.
2017-03-20 03:03:11 PM  
7 votes:
Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1
2017-03-20 04:53:17 PM  
6 votes:
I admit it, I took the bodies.  Now I ride in style in the HOV lane.

/smell is a bit strong
//but they don't seem to mind
2017-03-20 04:10:54 PM  
6 votes:
Send more Paramedics.
2017-03-20 04:49:57 PM  
5 votes:

OkieDookie: hardinparamedic: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

Mummy Curse.

Igor looking for parts for Dr. Frankenstein


I was nowhere near that mortuary.
2017-03-20 04:14:16 PM  
5 votes:

cgraves67: I feel like going for a walk.


You're not fooling anyone, you know
2017-03-20 04:13:56 PM  
5 votes:
Kreiger?
2017-03-20 03:15:32 PM  
4 votes:
Time for controlled experiments -- is this a "Frankenstein Chemical" that can reanimate dead tissue?

img.fark.net
2017-03-20 05:52:37 PM  
3 votes:

Cormee: What the fark is going on with George Michael? Would you believe they still haven't buried the poor farker yet. He's been dead about seven years now.


img.fark.net
2017-03-20 04:33:53 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 04:11:22 PM  
3 votes:
Was said "chemical" 2,4,5-Trioxin?
2017-03-20 04:01:06 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
Maybe they went for a little walk?
2017-03-20 03:49:12 PM  
3 votes:
I feel like going for a walk.
2017-03-20 08:34:22 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 04:35:43 PM  
2 votes:
B
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TIS
ASLA
VEDRIVE
RANDACHE
APSONOFAB
ITCHWHOSALS
OGOINGBALDHAHA
2017-03-20 04:11:17 PM  
2 votes:
Tom Petty wanted for questioning.
2017-03-20 03:54:04 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, the ol' "gas leak" bit never gets old.
2017-03-20 08:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 08:19:40 PM  
1 vote:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x99]

You folks are slacking.


UGH. It MiniMe'ed that...

img.fark.net
2017-03-20 08:13:49 PM  
1 vote:
They were just going to throw them away!
2017-03-20 06:47:34 PM  
1 vote:

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Supervillain origin story.
2017-03-20 06:41:19 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Storage...bins?


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  Binders full of women?
2017-03-20 06:03:46 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
Wanted for questioning.
2017-03-20 05:39:38 PM  
1 vote:
Chemicals, you say?

vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net
2017-03-20 05:16:17 PM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: Munden: It said nothing about bodies being in "storage bins" subby

I don't want to go in the storage bin!

[img.fark.net image 384x213]


Aww, don't be such a baby!
2017-03-20 05:03:21 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


Russian / North Korean plot to recover the body of someone they assassinated.
2017-03-20 04:48:29 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
Guys with carts?
2017-03-20 04:45:43 PM  
1 vote:

mdb1407: mdb1407: Not so much went missing, so much as arbitrarily mailed to other morturaries around the country without proper record keepibg.

Keeping. Dammit.


Nah, they probably wrote it all down while they were putting the bodies in vans. And then left the paper in the building they aren't allowed in.
2017-03-20 04:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
What a dead person might look like:

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
2017-03-20 04:25:27 PM  
1 vote:
"It's not like they just got up and walked away!" Doctor Block.
2017-03-20 04:03:25 PM  
1 vote:
I've seen that movie, it doesn't end well for us.  Oh, well, we had a good run.
2017-03-20 04:02:42 PM  
1 vote:
Not so much went missing, so much as arbitrarily mailed to other morturaries around the country without proper record keepibg.
2017-03-20 03:56:24 PM  
1 vote:
Uneeda owns mortuaries, too? How convenient.
2017-03-20 03:49:48 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


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