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(Metro)   While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, post mortem, post mortem examination, post mortem examinations, 'Some inevitable delays, Bournemouth Borough Council, South West England, mortuary, Bournemouth  
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3463 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2017 at 3:47 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-03-20 04:33:53 PM  
5 votes:
2017-03-20 04:10:54 PM  
2 votes:
Send more Paramedics.
2017-03-20 08:53:44 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: [ image 600x330]

Do you think if I  calledthst number,  my neighborhood would get nuked?
2017-03-20 05:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
2017-03-20 04:45:14 PM  
1 vote:
Did they spot any weird looking metal spheres floating around ?
/R.I.P Angus Scrimm
2017-03-20 04:36:32 PM  
1 vote:
Wanted for questioning:
2017-03-20 04:11:22 PM  
1 vote:
Was said "chemical" 2,4,5-Trioxin?
2017-03-20 03:03:11 PM  
1 vote:
Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1
2017-03-20 09:07:21 AM  
1 vote:
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