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(Metro)   While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, post mortem, post mortem examination, post mortem examinations, 'Some inevitable delays, Bournemouth Borough Council, South West England, mortuary, Bournemouth  
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2017-03-20 05:39:38 PM  
Chemicals, you say?
2017-03-20 05:43:57 PM  

Allen. The end.: gunther_bumpass: B

Nice! An incredibly quotable movie, for sure...

I wish Dan O'Bannon had been able to do more in his relatively short time here.
I think he's quite underappreciated.
2017-03-20 05:47:08 PM  
2017-03-20 05:52:37 PM  

Cormee: What the fark is going on with George Michael? Would you believe they still haven't buried the poor farker yet. He's been dead about seven years now.
2017-03-20 05:59:19 PM  
My name is Jack,
I'm a necrphiliac,
I Fark dead women
And fill them full of jisim,
I get frustrated
When they're cremated
Cause try as I must,
I can't fark dust!
2017-03-20 06:03:46 PM
Wanted for questioning.
2017-03-20 06:41:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Storage...bins?


  Binders full of women?
2017-03-20 06:47:34 PM  

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

Send more options

Supervillain origin story.
2017-03-20 07:23:30 PM  
Well, I see all the obvious suggestions have already been covered, so...
2017-03-20 08:08:55 PM  
Oh shiat here it comes. Zombies will be knocking down our doors soon.
2017-03-20 08:13:49 PM  
They were just going to throw them away!
2017-03-20 08:18:13 PM

You folks are slacking.
2017-03-20 08:19:40 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [ image 200x99]

You folks are slacking.

UGH. It MiniMe'ed that...
2017-03-20 08:25:08 PM
2017-03-20 08:34:22 PM
2017-03-20 08:53:44 PM  

caddisfly: [ image 600x330]

Do you think if I  calledthst number,  my neighborhood would get nuked?
2017-03-20 08:59:54 PM  

big pig peaches: caddisfly: [ image 600x330]

Do you think if I  calledthst number,  my neighborhood would get nuked?

At one point it was a sex line, if you believe the wiki talk page.  link:​s​eries)#Trioxin_Barrel_800_.23
2017-03-21 04:03:30 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Send more Paramedics.

2017-03-21 10:21:14 AM  
For years I've been preparing for this day.
2017-03-21 11:44:05 AM  

doglover: POLKA NEVER DIES!!!

[ image 549x360]

I love Dresden files.
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