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(Metro)   While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Creepy, post mortem, post mortem examination, post mortem examinations, 'Some inevitable delays, Bournemouth Borough Council, South West England, mortuary, Bournemouth  
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2017-03-20 09:07:21 AM  
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!

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2017-03-20 09:11:29 AM  
It said nothing about bodies being in "storage bins" subby
 
2017-03-20 11:48:06 AM  
Corpse Bride?
 
2017-03-20 03:03:11 PM  
Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1
 
2017-03-20 03:15:32 PM  
Time for controlled experiments -- is this a "Frankenstein Chemical" that can reanimate dead tissue?

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2017-03-20 03:49:12 PM  
I feel like going for a walk.
 
2017-03-20 03:49:48 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


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2017-03-20 03:50:52 PM  

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Lazarus Pit.
 
2017-03-20 03:51:32 PM  
Was one of the missing Anna Fritz?
 
2017-03-20 03:54:04 PM  
Ah, the ol' "gas leak" bit never gets old.
 
2017-03-20 03:54:50 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


Mummy Curse.
 
2017-03-20 03:56:24 PM  
Uneeda owns mortuaries, too? How convenient.
 
2017-03-20 03:58:44 PM  

hardinparamedic: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

Mummy Curse.


Igor looking for parts for Dr. Frankenstein
 
2017-03-20 04:01:06 PM  
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Maybe they went for a little walk?
 
2017-03-20 04:02:22 PM  
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\don't need a reason
 
2017-03-20 04:02:42 PM  
Not so much went missing, so much as arbitrarily mailed to other morturaries around the country without proper record keepibg.
 
2017-03-20 04:03:12 PM  

mdb1407: Not so much went missing, so much as arbitrarily mailed to other morturaries around the country without proper record keepibg.


Keeping. Dammit.
 
2017-03-20 04:03:25 PM  
I've seen that movie, it doesn't end well for us.  Oh, well, we had a good run.
 
2017-03-20 04:10:53 PM  
What the fark is going on with George Michael? Would you believe they still haven't buried the poor farker yet. He's been dead about seven years now.
 
2017-03-20 04:10:54 PM  
Send more Paramedics.
 
2017-03-20 04:11:17 PM  
Tom Petty wanted for questioning.
 
2017-03-20 04:11:22 PM  
Was said "chemical" 2,4,5-Trioxin?
 
2017-03-20 04:13:56 PM  
Kreiger?
 
2017-03-20 04:14:16 PM  

cgraves67: I feel like going for a walk.


You're not fooling anyone, you know
 
2017-03-20 04:21:07 PM  

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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They are being used for an experiment...(nsfw)
Louis CK Dead Bodies & Perversion
Youtube TXK7AaZyVus
 
2017-03-20 04:25:27 PM  
"It's not like they just got up and walked away!" Doctor Block.
 
2017-03-20 04:29:28 PM  
What a dead person might look like:

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-03-20 04:33:28 PM  
Milanese - Dead Man Walking Ft. Virus Syndicate - Extend
Youtube KdYktLQAGcQ
 
2017-03-20 04:33:53 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 04:34:27 PM  

Munden: It said nothing about bodies being in "storage bins" subby


I don't want to go in the storage bin!

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 04:35:43 PM  
B
UR
TIS
ASLA
VEDRIVE
RANDACHE
APSONOFAB
ITCHWHOSALS
OGOINGBALDHAHA
 
2017-03-20 04:36:32 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 04:43:59 PM  

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Misspoken words from the Necronomicon - 8:5
 
2017-03-20 04:45:14 PM  
Did they spot any weird looking metal spheres floating around ?

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/R.I.P Angus Scrimm
 
2017-03-20 04:45:43 PM  

mdb1407: mdb1407: Not so much went missing, so much as arbitrarily mailed to other morturaries around the country without proper record keepibg.

Keeping. Dammit.


Nah, they probably wrote it all down while they were putting the bodies in vans. And then left the paper in the building they aren't allowed in.
 
2017-03-20 04:48:29 PM  
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Guys with carts?
 
2017-03-20 04:49:57 PM  

OkieDookie: hardinparamedic: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

Mummy Curse.

Igor looking for parts for Dr. Frankenstein


I was nowhere near that mortuary.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:23 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


Ha probably right about the necrophiliacs; my money's on some freaky hazmat folks that cleaned up that spill.

/ dnrtfa
 
2017-03-20 04:53:17 PM  
I admit it, I took the bodies.  Now I ride in style in the HOV lane.

/smell is a bit strong
//but they don't seem to mind
 
2017-03-20 05:03:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1


Russian / North Korean plot to recover the body of someone they assassinated.
 
2017-03-20 05:04:42 PM  
I see all the good stuff has already been posted.  I considered a lich from Dungeons and Dragons but it doesn't quite fit.
 
2017-03-20 05:07:30 PM  

Gergesa: I see all the good stuff has already been posted.  I considered a lich from Dungeons and Dragons but it doesn't quite fit.


Fleeing a nerd's commentary 2:3
 
2017-03-20 05:07:51 PM  

doglover: POLKA NEVER DIES!!!

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Hah! The first question I thought to myself was "Did this happen in Chicago?"
 
2017-03-20 05:14:16 PM  

LewDux: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

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Ghouls
 
2017-03-20 05:15:54 PM  

Scatteredsun: doglover: POLKA NEVER DIES!!!

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Hah! The first question I thought to myself was "Did this happen in Chicago?"


That and I thought Butters kept better track of corpses than that.
 
2017-03-20 05:16:17 PM  

LordOfThePings: Munden: It said nothing about bodies being in "storage bins" subby

I don't want to go in the storage bin!

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Aww, don't be such a baby!
 
2017-03-20 05:20:07 PM  
 
2017-03-20 05:31:35 PM  

gunther_bumpass: B
UR
TIS
ASLA
VEDRIVE
RANDACHE
APSONOFAbiatchWHOSALS
OGOINGBALDHAHA


Nice! An incredibly quotable movie, for sure...
 
2017-03-20 05:32:38 PM  

RecoveringLibertarian: Sin_City_Superhero: Here are the Vegas odds as of this morning:

Necrophiliacs - 3:2
Zombies - 6:1
Cannibals - 5:1
Honest mistake - 150,000:1

Ha probably right about the necrophiliacs; my money's on some freaky hazmat folks that cleaned up that spill.

/ dnrtfa


Dr. Herbert West, re-agent.
 
2017-03-20 05:38:20 PM  
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance
Youtube aowSGxim_O8
 
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