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(Canoe)   Say my name. You're Dr Heisenberg. You're goddamn right   ( cnews.canoe.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dentistry, crude dentist office, unlicensed dental office, high school chemistry, Dental surgery, unlicensed dentist, Henry K. Lee, Joseph Hirsch  
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8147 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2017 at 8:50 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-03-20 07:38:47 AM  
Better call Saul.
 
2017-03-20 08:23:38 AM  
Editor:  What did you think of Dr. Heisenberg's paper?
Reviewer:  I'm not sure.
 
2017-03-20 08:39:22 AM  
It's a case that almost mirrors an episode of "Breaking Bad".

No it doesn't.  Not in almost any possible way I can imagine other than meth and bald head.
 
2017-03-20 08:54:33 AM  
This guy isn't funny.  At all.
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2017-03-20 08:55:03 AM  
How does one go about opening a fake dentist office?  Who are your patients?

Is the object to charge WAY less than a real dentist?  You know, so people with no insurance would be your most likely patients?
 
2017-03-20 08:55:29 AM  
I do have to say, though, that is an impressive bit of facial hair. And, you have to admire a guy that's happy to work both sides of the business - he'll sell you meth, and then he'll fix the damage meth mouth causes to your teeth.
 
2017-03-20 08:56:15 AM  
media4.giphy.com
 
2017-03-20 08:57:16 AM  
Did he also sell nitrous? Asking for a friend.
 
2017-03-20 08:58:06 AM  
Well, a dentist. So "Dr." Heisenberg.

/Anti-dentite.
 
OOF
2017-03-20 09:03:49 AM  
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2017-03-20 09:06:13 AM  

Mentat: Editor:  What did you think of Dr. Heisenberg's paper?
Reviewer:  I'm not sure.


UNCERTAIN.
 
2017-03-20 09:06:33 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Well, a dentist. So "Dr." Heisenberg.

/Anti-dentite.


That made me laugh more than it should have.  Not because of the blacks and the Jews, but because of Tim Watley.
 
2017-03-20 09:13:23 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Did he also sell nitrous? Asking for a friend.


Yeah, you can legally buy that anywhere.
 
2017-03-20 09:19:29 AM  

durbnpoisn: How does one go about opening a fake dentist office?  Who are your patients?

Is the object to charge WAY less than a real dentist?  You know, so people with no insurance would be your most likely patients?


BAD HOMBRES
 
2017-03-20 09:20:31 AM  
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But, can he do this?
 
2017-03-20 09:26:17 AM  

FormlessOne: I do have to say, though, that is an impressive bit of facial hair. And, you have to admire a guy that's happy to work both sides of the business - he'll sell you meth, and then he'll fix the damage meth mouth causes to your teeth.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like he has to shave his cheeks nearly all the way up to his eyes.  It looks shaved to me.  Positively Sasquatchian.
 
2017-03-20 09:41:04 AM  
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2017-03-20 09:52:42 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?


Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.
 
2017-03-20 09:55:05 AM  

sardonicobserver: This guy isn't funny.  At all.
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Can you imagine him as your dentist?
 
2017-03-20 10:00:04 AM  
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2017-03-20 10:04:32 AM  
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2017-03-20 10:07:16 AM  
You're Dr Heisenberg. You're goddamn right

You certain about that?
 
2017-03-20 10:07:29 AM  
How can you make meth out of a crude dental office?  Can you also make meth out of a genuine dental office or any office in general?
 
2017-03-20 10:54:02 AM  

lilbjorn: You're Dr Heisenberg. You're goddamn right

You certain about that?


He's both certain and uncertain. Won't know which until he opens his mouth.
 
2017-03-20 11:04:02 AM  

foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?

Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.


I hope that was a "prop" pizza. My heart aches to see that pie wasted.
 
2017-03-20 11:34:01 AM  
The #RealDrHeisenberg shown here with #Schrödinger's cat.

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2017-03-20 11:39:56 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?

Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.

I hope that was a "prop" pizza. My heart aches to see that pie wasted.


It was a real pie, but it's New Mexico pizza, so don't get too broken up about it.

http://www.amc.com/shows/breaking-bad/talk/2011/07/bryan-cranston-fan​-​interview
 
2017-03-20 11:41:07 AM  

1nsanilicious: sardonicobserver: This guy isn't funny.  At all.
[img.fark.net image 792x990]

Can you imagine him as your dentist?


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 12:13:46 PM  

foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?

Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.

I hope that was a "prop" pizza. My heart aches to see that pie wasted.

It was a real pie, but it's New Mexico pizza, so don't get too broken up about it.

http://www.amc.com/shows/breaking-bad/talk/2011/07/bryan-cranston-fan-​interview


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 01:07:56 PM  
He should let that cat out of that box
That's just mean
 
2017-03-20 01:27:19 PM  

foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?

Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.

I hope that was a "prop" pizza. My heart aches to see that pie wasted.

It was a real pie, but it's New Mexico pizza, so don't get too broken up about it.

http://www.amc.com/shows/breaking-bad/talk/2011/07/bryan-cranston-fan-​interview


I love how they retconned in a reason why it wasn't sliced.
 
2017-03-20 02:00:24 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 320x240]


Is it safe?
 
2017-03-20 02:14:51 PM  

durbnpoisn: Who are your patients?


Meth heads

1. Sell meth
2. Replace missing teeth
3. Floss, rinse, repeat
 
2017-03-20 03:20:37 PM  
Say your name? Oh I'm gonna spell it out for ya.

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2017-03-20 03:36:07 PM  
lordargent: durbnpoisn: Who are your patients?


Meth heads

1. Sell meth
2. Replace missing teeth
3. Floss, rinse, repeat


Came here to make a "self-perpetuating business via meth mouth" reference... I appear to have been beaten to it.
 
2017-03-20 04:23:04 PM  

balko: foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: foo monkey: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 350x197]
But, can he do this?

Fun fact:  They were going to do that with special effects, but Cranston wanted to try it live.  First take, without looking, he got the pizza up there perfectly.

I hope that was a "prop" pizza. My heart aches to see that pie wasted.

It was a real pie, but it's New Mexico pizza, so don't get too broken up about it.

http://www.amc.com/shows/breaking-bad/talk/2011/07/bryan-cranston-fan-​interview

I love how they retconned in a reason why it wasn't sliced.


They like, pass the savings onto you!
 
2017-03-20 08:01:11 PM  

Trik: He should let that cat out of that box
That's just mean

Never mix up your Schrödinger with a Heisenberg.
 
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