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(NYPost)   Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 03:43:26 AM  
She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.
 
2017-03-20 04:13:38 AM  
Shake them hard enough, and some teen aged kids will drop out.
 
2017-03-20 05:01:29 AM  
They don't pay teachers enough.
 
2017-03-20 05:40:47 AM  
Teacher of middle schoolers?  Personal use.  Case dismissed.
 
2017-03-20 05:43:53 AM  
There was no meth.
 
2017-03-20 05:51:42 AM  
What kind of weapons? I can't click on the link because I'm at work already

15-20 years.
 
2017-03-20 05:53:15 AM  

turbocucumber: There was no meth.


That's what we were told.
 
2017-03-20 05:54:30 AM  
61 KILOS? Yeah, 25-to-life is probably about right.
 
2017-03-20 06:07:26 AM  
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that's a lot of china
 
2017-03-20 06:15:36 AM  

themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.


You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.
 
2017-03-20 06:20:22 AM  
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2017-03-20 06:23:52 AM  

DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.


Yeah, you'd need to be both white and rich enough to afford enough lawyers to scare the prosecutor. Connections may also help. A middle school teacher's salary plus cocaine sales ain't gonna cut it.
 
2017-03-20 06:32:01 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: What kind of weapons? I can't click on the link because I'm at work already

15-20 years.


I see an AR15 of some sort and a silenced Uzi in the stash photo.
 
2017-03-20 06:37:05 AM  

DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.


lol you're cute.
 
2017-03-20 06:43:16 AM  
If she was super hot and white and rich enough to afford the best lawyers I would say maybe with that amout of drugs and those guns still probably 10-20 yrs.

As it is a person who looks and has a Spanish name in the state of Georgia, looking at life easily.
 
2017-03-20 06:47:57 AM  

Jesus Farking Christ: DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.

lol you're cute.


Thanks, I was worried about ditching the bangs but so far people have been digging it.  Kisses!
 
2017-03-20 06:49:40 AM  
Didn't take long for the race card threadshiating to commence.
 
2017-03-20 06:55:33 AM  
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2017-03-20 07:29:54 AM  
Apparently some forgot to ready the math word problem correctly (or posted the picture of a second party, not the teacher). The question was how long they will serve, not sentencing.

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Monica, the other - on the left, will serve longer, a prison staff will need more time for her reform.
The teacher, Karla, will serve two years for each year she taught, plus one year times the grade level taught, plus or minus three years into the next democratic presidency.
 
2017-03-20 07:38:49 AM  
^ AS prison staff . . .
 
2017-03-20 07:41:26 AM  
Forgot to factor in professional lawyer or public defender.

Teacher has professional lawyer - warrant will get challenged possibly thrown out, teacher will get bail, plea bargain
Teacher gets pd - sits in jail and gets the maximum.  No time served.
 
2017-03-20 07:42:39 AM  
fark! Read (not ready) ^ ^
More coffee please
 
2017-03-20 07:43:22 AM  

Bowen: [img.fark.net image 254x400]


I would Def hit that. There's no sharpie work either. All natural eyebrows
 
2017-03-20 07:53:09 AM  
How many documents did they find?
 
OOF
2017-03-20 08:08:56 AM  
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2017-03-20 08:09:51 AM  
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Collected for press release.


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Turned into evidence locker
 
2017-03-20 08:12:00 AM  
The so called "justice" system just loves these opportunities to throw the book at someone about drugs.

It seems to have so much of an emotional investment in the drug laws.
 
2017-03-20 08:31:27 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: Apparently some forgot to ready the math word problem correctly (or posted the picture of a second party, not the teacher). The question was how long they will serve, not sentencing.

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Monica, the other - on the left, will serve longer, a prison staff will need more time for her reform.
The teacher, Karla, will serve two years for each year she taught, plus one year times the grade level taught, plus or minus three years into the next democratic presidency.


Only to disappear without a trace six weeks after release for farking up.
 
2017-03-20 08:33:25 AM  

DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.


Being female will help.
 
2017-03-20 08:38:21 AM  

themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

61 kilos of cocaine, a kilo of heroin, guns and cash


I don't think this is the perp you want to hang your 'zomg racism' flag on.
 
2017-03-20 08:44:41 AM  

Carousel Beast: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

61 kilos of cocaine, a kilo of heroin, guns and cash

I don't think this is the perp you want to hang your 'zomg racism' flag on.


No matter the case, it is easier to just ignore the statistically proven inequalities in the justice system.
 
2017-03-20 08:49:14 AM  

Moopy Mac: Carousel Beast: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

61 kilos of cocaine, a kilo of heroin, guns and cash

I don't think this is the perp you want to hang your 'zomg racism' flag on.

No matter the case, it is easier to just ignore the statistically proven inequalities in the justice system.


Ooooh. Somebody did some math to retroactively prove somebody else who the first somebody has never met is a racist? That sounds really high speed and progressive. Is there a news letter or manifesto I can read to learn more?
 
2017-03-20 09:07:56 AM  

cherryl taggart: Teacher of middle schoolers?  Personal use Medical exemption.  Case dismissed.


Clarified that for you.
 
2017-03-20 09:25:00 AM  

Aetre: DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.

Yeah, you'd need to be both white and rich enough to afford enough lawyers to scare the prosecutor. Connections may also help. A middle school teacher's salary plus cocaine sales ain't gonna cut it.


White has nothing to do with it.  You can get away with murder if you're rich enough.

They'll be out in a year or two "on good behavior" when everyone stops paying attention and whomever they didn't rat out bribes the right people. At which point they'll disappear.
 
2017-03-20 09:59:31 AM  
Life in prison or life on the outside as middle school teacher, I can't decide which is the harsher sentence.
 
2017-03-20 10:11:01 AM  

Aetre: DeadPuppySociety: themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.

You think being white would help with that kind of weight+guns? You're an idiot.  You could be GOP Jesus come back from the grave and still never see the outside of a prison again.

Yeah, you'd need to be both white and rich enough to afford enough lawyers to scare the prosecutor. Connections may also help. A middle school teacher's salary plus cocaine sales ain't gonna cut it.


You would also have to have no priors to get any kind of kid-glove treatment.  Tend to think someone with her stash has been doin it for a while, maybe two whiles.
 
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2017-03-20 10:11:41 AM  

themindiswatching: She's not white? 25 to life.

/unfortunately true more often than not.


Yea no
 
2017-03-20 10:19:57 AM  
You're not doing the rest of the Latinos in the south any favors with this behavior ladies
 
2017-03-20 10:22:39 AM  
Funny, the posters arguing the existence of racial inequality are the same ones I have farkied with "t-virus".

Definitely infected.
 
2017-03-20 10:31:03 AM  
Why the hell is any of this in Gainesville, GA? There's nothing there. I should know -- I've actually been there. It's not even on a good route to get it to... anywhere.
 
2017-03-20 10:58:47 AM  
IDK, a day in jail for every dollar of street value?
 
2017-03-20 11:12:37 AM  
Hall County?  Mexican?  Drugs?  More than likely gang related with a very good chance of that gang being MS13.
 
2017-03-20 11:16:37 AM  
Dealers?  No, more likely holders, and not willing to give up the real dealers.
 
2017-03-20 11:25:05 AM  
Is she white? is she hot?
 
2017-03-20 11:36:13 AM  

cherryl taggart: Teacher of middle schoolers?  Personal use.  Case dismissed.


Came to say exactly this.

/  Taught middle school. *shudder*
 
2017-03-20 12:24:42 PM  
Lemme gues ... yep. I was right ..
 
2017-03-20 01:11:32 PM  
Come on you know you love Gainesvegas.
 
2017-03-20 01:16:58 PM  

Parrahs: pastramithemosterotic: What kind of weapons? I can't click on the link because I'm at work already

15-20 years.

I see an AR15 of some sort and a silenced Uzi in the stash photo.


Don't forget the small scope front and center. Why the hell is that even in the picture? There is absolutely nothing remotely illegal or nefarious about it. Even the magazines have no place being shown, that is all just fluff.
I would even question if the weapons were legally purchased and stored. I'm not saying they don't matter with that amount of illegal drugs, but it does still matter.
 
2017-03-20 01:23:53 PM  

Percise1: Parrahs: pastramithemosterotic: What kind of weapons? I can't click on the link because I'm at work already

15-20 years.

I see an AR15 of some sort and a silenced Uzi in the stash photo.

Don't forget the small scope front and center. Why the hell is that even in the picture? There is absolutely nothing remotely illegal or nefarious about it. Even the magazines have no place being shown, that is all just fluff.
I would even question if the weapons were legally purchased and stored. I'm not saying they don't matter with that amount of illegal drugs, but it does still matter.


Some places have laws about possessing guns while committing a felony.  Being they were caught with felony amount of drugs, it's an easy tag on charge.
 
2017-03-20 01:33:33 PM  
I completely understand that, but... the scope is not a weapon in any way, the magazines are not a weapon, just a periphery or component. That is really all I was saying, they are just filling out the picture.
The question if the guns were legal was just a curiosity, obviously there is plenty of criminal behavior here; far more than most could/would justify.
 
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