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(MSN)   Australian teenager summons his inner Steve Irwin, survives a crocodile attack, then washes his thumb   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 05:27:18 AM  
I survived two Crocs attached to my feet with only blisters and shame.
 
2017-03-20 06:21:32 AM  

johnsoninca: I survived two Crocs attached to my feet with only blisters and shame.


Crikey!

/oblig.
 
2017-03-20 07:06:38 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2017-03-20 07:31:01 AM  
s/Steve Irwin/Mick Dundee/g

/yes, I know he was a fictional character
 
2017-03-20 08:00:39 AM  
and then the stingray got him?
 
2017-03-20 08:04:04 AM  
Darwin swung and missed. He was dared to jump into the river.

A river in north Queensland.

Where the locals know that crocodiles, BIG, HUNGRY crocodiles will take large prey, including humans.

And he took the dare.
 
2017-03-20 08:04:10 AM  
You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-a​t​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html
 
2017-03-20 08:05:23 AM  
Uh, oh.  Now that croc has had a taste...

 
2017-03-20 08:07:36 AM  
British hot meets Aussie stupid, with predictable results.
 
2017-03-20 08:09:04 AM  

Walker: You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-at​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html


I might jump into croc infested waters for her.

Let's not judge this kid too harshly.
 
2017-03-20 08:12:30 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Walker: You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

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[img.fark.net image 673x690]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-at​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html

I might jump into croc infested waters for her.

Let's not judge this kid too harshly.


And I'd guess 10 months later you'd jump into croc infested waters to get away from her.  The circle of croc.
 
2017-03-20 08:12:51 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Walker: You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

[img.fark.net image 634x583]

[img.fark.net image 673x690]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-at​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html

I might jump into croc infested waters for her.

Let's not judge this kid too harshly.



That knee looks like an old farmer's knuckle.  Bleah.
 
2017-03-20 08:14:01 AM  
Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.
 
2017-03-20 08:16:02 AM  
Him: "I'd give my left arm to be with you"

Her: "I don't think you would."

Him: "Oh, yeah?  Watch this!"

Her: "Huh, I guess you really would, but it's still not happening."

Him: "Dammit."
 
2017-03-20 08:16:41 AM  
She's a robot.  Look at her eyes.  Maybe her mission is to remove stupid from the gene pool.

30 years ago, I might have fought a croc for her too.
 
2017-03-20 08:16:59 AM  
You got to love the stupid. Now the crocs in the area will be put down because of this jackass.
 
2017-03-20 08:17:50 AM  
Did he think her accent was sexy or was it just a less angry version of his?
 
2017-03-20 08:18:15 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: You got to love the stupid. Now the crocs in the area will be put down because of this jackass.


It didn't happen in Disney World.
 
2017-03-20 08:18:50 AM  
Any good gator wrestler knows you can subdue a beast such as that by slipping your thumb up his butt. They get immediately docile. Probably works on crocs, too.
 
2017-03-20 08:19:36 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Walker: You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

[img.fark.net image 634x583]

[img.fark.net image 673x690]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-at​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html

I might jump into croc infested waters for her.

Let's not judge this kid too harshly.


Not even worth caching British herpes over. img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 08:21:07 AM  
why do they mispronounce all their vowels and WHERE THE FARK ARE THEIR Rs?
 
2017-03-20 08:23:38 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: You got to love the stupid. Now the crocs in the area will be put down because of this jackass.


That's an American thing. If the auusie tried to kill all the dengerous creatures who attacked people they would need to VX gas the whole Continent.

Keep in mind these people do have a city named after Darwin.
 
2017-03-20 08:35:20 AM  

reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.


Steve Irwin's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2017-03-20 08:43:35 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: She's a robot.  Look at her eyes.  Maybe her mission is to remove stupid from the gene pool.

30 years ago, I might have fought a croc for her too.


30 years ago, I don't think she was born, yet.
 
2017-03-20 09:28:14 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.

Steve Irwin's not gonna sleep with you.


Thanks ya crocblocker.
 
2017-03-20 09:28:42 AM  

reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.


"Dammit, Donald!!!"... Welcome to fark..

/Or something like that.
 
2017-03-20 09:33:32 AM  

reubendaley: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.

Steve Irwin's not gonna sleep with you.

Thanks ya crocblocker.


Ha ha ha
 
2017-03-20 09:41:39 AM  

vudukungfu: why do they mispronounce all their vowels and WHERE THE FARK ARE THEIR Rs?


The pirates stole them?
 
2017-03-20 09:48:39 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.

Steve Irwin's not gonna sleep with you.


 It's not like he can say no.
 
2017-03-20 09:59:12 AM  

Walker: You can't fix stupid....and horny.

'She's beautiful and caring': Teen, 18, attacked by crocodile during dare to impress British backpacker says he's STILL smitten - after she rejected him and said his stunt was 'horrendous'

[img.fark.net image 634x583]

[img.fark.net image 673x690]
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4330592/Lee-Paauw-crocodile-at​tack-British-backpacker-smitten.html


In his defense, she's hot enough that I would probably try fight a crocodile for her
 
2017-03-20 10:06:01 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: You got to love the stupid. Now the crocs in the area will be put down because of this jackass.


It's not a zoo, or a man eating bear in Yellowstone, it's a croc in Australia. There will be no mass killing of crocodiles because one hurt an idiot. How would they even identify it? It has no human remains in it's stomach, it's not tagged for tracking, and it's probably indistinguishable from any other crocodiles in the area. Killing one crocodile is an effort, killing a group of them is damn near impossible. Start shooting them while they are out sunning, they'll all dash into the water and eat their wounded. Then what? Wait two hours for them to need to breathe?
 
2017-03-20 10:48:18 AM  

reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump stingray barb and then welcome me to Fark.

 
2017-03-20 10:49:30 AM  
That is not a nice woman or a smart boy
 
2017-03-20 11:12:25 AM  
Australian teenager summons his inner Steve Irwin...

So he died?  He died from a creature I have never heard of another human ever having any problems with whatsoever?
 
2017-03-20 11:14:01 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: reubendaley: Subby, way to insult Steve Irwin by comparing him to a drunken (presumed from 2:30 a.m. time of teh stupid) idiot with no credentials as a wildlife expert.  Quick - someone work in a Trump barb and then welcome me to Fark.

Steve Irwin's not gonna sleep with you.


His daughter is 18 now, if you're looking for someone who knows how to use her thumb.  Not my thing, however I'm not going to stand in the way of love.
 
2017-03-20 11:36:32 AM  

mikaloyd: That is not a nice woman or a smart  sober boy.

 
2017-03-20 12:33:35 PM  
"I started telling (her) about backpackers are more likely to get eaten by crocodiles than Australians so we decided to go down to the river and test the theory," he said.

How often do Australians eat backpackers?
 
2017-03-20 02:38:38 PM  
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2017-03-20 04:16:39 PM  

Almost-ready: vudukungfu: why do they mispronounce all their vowels and WHERE THE FARK ARE THEIR Rs?

The pirates stole them?


THAT's WHY THERE ARE NO PIRATES IN BOSTON!!
 
2017-03-20 07:49:44 PM  
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2017-03-20 07:55:38 PM  

Wellon Dowd: "I started telling (her) about backpackers are more likely to get eaten by crocodiles than Australians so we decided to go down to the river and test the theory," he said.

How often do Australians eat backpackers?


He was trying to find out.
 
2017-03-20 07:59:47 PM  
 
2017-03-21 03:37:39 AM  

nuntcugget: a man eating bear



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