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(Guardian)   Asteroid hunter: "I owe my job to a Bruce Willis movie." No, not "Color of Night"   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2017-03-19 04:11:28 PM  
The Fifth Element?
 
2017-03-19 04:21:06 PM  
The Last Boy Scout?
 
2017-03-19 04:37:08 PM  
Color of Night was a fine film. Screw you!
 
2017-03-19 04:41:37 PM  
Hudson Hawk?
 
2017-03-19 04:46:26 PM  
Blind Date?
 
2017-03-19 05:08:26 PM  
Sin City?
 
2017-03-19 05:12:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Color of Night was a fine film. Screw you!


Agreed:

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2017-03-19 05:57:40 PM  
Cop Out?
 
2017-03-19 06:03:00 PM  
Babylon 5: The River of Souls?
 
2017-03-19 06:37:31 PM  
The Astronaut Farmer? He's actually not credited on that.
 
2017-03-19 06:38:15 PM  
Unbreakable?
 
2017-03-19 06:40:30 PM  
Looking back at his IMDB credits, Bruce has been in some really random shiat but like most prolific actors it's a mix of good and bad. He did the voice of Buddy Grimes in Beavis and Butt Head do America lol
 
2017-03-19 06:43:04 PM  
No no, you fools!
12 Monkeys??
 
2017-03-19 06:59:06 PM  
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1?
 
2017-03-19 07:00:02 PM  
Die Hard?
 
2017-03-19 07:02:43 PM  
Die Hard 2
 
2017-03-19 07:04:01 PM  
Nice bush.
 
2017-03-19 07:11:19 PM  
Color of Night, aside from being a Skinamax Friday night classic ...
1. Bruce Willis' taint and possibly more, depending on the film cut.
2. A who's-who of character actors and where are they nows.
3. Features some constantly naked tart that needs to be carded and verified to be 18.
4. Has a laughable thrown-in car chase.
5. Dumb ending.

"Bruce Willis spends a week nude at a So Cal mansion with an underage-looking nympho chick with issues" was too long of a title.
 
2017-03-19 07:12:22 PM  
I wore the same thing that night.
It was embarrassings-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com.
 
2017-03-19 07:24:01 PM  
Moonlighting?
 
2017-03-19 07:28:45 PM  
No, Color of Night is about pitching tents.
 
2017-03-19 07:40:34 PM  
The Whole Nine Yards?
 
2017-03-19 07:41:34 PM  
I want to name it Dottie, after my wife.  She's a vicious, life sucking biatch from which there is no escape.
 
2017-03-19 08:07:16 PM  
Oceans 12?
 
2017-03-19 08:20:07 PM  
Death becomes her?
/morbid lady i tell 'ya!
 
2017-03-19 08:26:44 PM  
Ocean's  13?
 
2017-03-19 08:29:29 PM  
Moonlight Kingdom?
 
2017-03-19 08:38:11 PM  
The Bonfire of the Vanities?
 
2017-03-19 09:36:41 PM  
i.guim.co.uk

i.imgflip.com
 
2017-03-19 09:56:00 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Color of Night was a fine film. Screw you!


Agreed.

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2017-03-19 11:13:41 PM  
North?
 
2017-03-19 11:33:07 PM  

big pig peaches: [i.guim.co.uk image 850x509]

[i.imgflip.com image 634x455]


Like an asteroid.  Of course, then you'd have to manage some post-coital talk, which might be a bit tough to stay in her league.

Dr. Nugent: interesting...
You: oh, yeah this was just the--
Dr. Nugent: So, anyway, did you read any of my articles I sent to you.
You: Um, yeah, cool stuff.
[...]
Dr. Nugent: I might revisit the Influence of confinement on dynamical heterogeneities in dense colloidal samples in light of my new thinking in Detection of Semi-Major Axis Drifts in 54 Near-Earth Asteroids: New Measurements of the Yarkovsky Effect.
[...]
You:  Heh, you know, there's an arcade game called asteroids that's a classic.
Dr. Nugent: You didn't read them, did you?
 
2017-03-20 12:22:02 AM  

big pig peaches: [i.guim.co.uk image 850x509]

[i.imgflip.com image 634x455]


IDK img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 12:30:33 AM  
GI Joe 2?
 
2017-03-20 12:44:53 AM  
Arm...........y of Darkness?
 
2017-03-20 01:08:22 AM  
...Mercury Rising?
 
2017-03-20 02:38:19 AM  
Look Who's Talking !

/duh
 
2017-03-20 05:57:56 AM  
No, wait I got this ...

Pulp Fiction
 
2017-03-20 07:33:10 AM  
 
2017-03-20 08:11:48 AM  

iron de havilland: Babylon 5: The River of Souls?


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 09:01:11 AM  

hammettman: big pig peaches: [i.guim.co.uk image 850x509]

[i.imgflip.com image 634x455]

Like an asteroid.  Of course, then you'd have to manage some post-coital talk, which might be a bit tough to stay in her league.

Dr. Nugent: interesting...
You: oh, yeah this was just the--
Dr. Nugent: So, anyway, did you read any of my articles I sent to you.
You: Um, yeah, cool stuff.
[...]
Dr. Nugent: I might revisit the Influence of confinement on dynamical heterogeneities in dense colloidal samples in light of my new thinking in Detection of Semi-Major Axis Drifts in 54 Near-Earth Asteroids: New Measurements of the Yarkovsky Effect.
[...]
You:  Heh, you know, there's an arcade game called asteroids that's a classic.
Dr. Nugent: You didn't read them, did you?


Me: How does the anisotropic emission of thermal photons have influence on particle rearrangements in a supercooled medium?

You know what,  your smarter then me.   Go ahead and revisit the topic,  but this time don't let that hack,  Dr.  Edmond,  steal any of the credit for all your hard work and genius.

/abstracts,  better then cliff notes
 
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