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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Ugly-ass black rhino born at the Pittsburgh zoo, will be quite horny when it hits puberty   ( pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, Rhinoceros, black rhinoceros calf, Black Rhinoceros, PPG Aquarium, eastern black rhinos, Pittsburgh Zoo, Azizi's calf, Lead Carnivore keeper  
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2017-03-19 12:02:05 AM  
Nice. We have to bring these species back to respectable numbers, population-wise.
 
2017-03-19 04:45:45 AM  

kdawg7736: Nice. We have to bring these species back to respectable numbers, population-wise.


So, we need two horny rhinos?
 
2017-03-19 05:16:54 AM  

Sin'sHero: kdawg7736: Nice. We have to bring these species back to respectable numbers, population-wise.

So, we need two horny rhinos?


we need 5 armed people for each one, because some people are assholes and want to kill them. so, yes. Get Horny and give  a damn. REALLY- give a farking damn.
/not subby
 
2017-03-19 06:02:36 AM  
Anything born in Pittsburgh is endangered.
 
2017-03-19 06:05:40 AM  
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2017-03-19 06:10:48 AM  
We need to flood Asian markets with fake rhino horn.
They would never know the difference and it would destroy the demand.
 
2017-03-19 06:33:44 AM  
Rhinos are part of the Rebel Alliance and therefore traitors.
 
2017-03-19 06:49:23 AM  
Who's NOT horny when they hit puberty?
 
2017-03-19 08:26:07 AM  

Begoggle: We need to flood Asian markets with fake rhino horn.


That shrinks penises.
 
2017-03-19 10:50:18 AM  
What is an ass-black rhino?
 
OOF
2017-03-19 11:13:24 AM  
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2017-03-19 03:20:14 PM  

Begoggle: We need to flood Asian markets with fake rhino horn.
They would never know the difference and it would destroy the demand.


I think I know just the guy...
 
2017-03-19 09:47:59 PM  
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