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(New York Daily News)   Rex Ryan out of coaching forever. Once you get that cushy ESPN job, you are never going back. Just ask Jon Gruden   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-03-17 03:31:04 PM  
So he's gonna leave his footprint on ESPN, huh?

/feet joke
 
2017-03-17 04:14:24 PM  
Head Coach:
Live, breathe, eat, sleep, and shiat football 24/7 for the length of your tenure. Never see your family. Never a moment to yourself. Every waking hour is scrutinized by media machines. But... make loads of cash.

Sportsball Channel Talking Head:
Study the finer points of your next assignment for a few hours each day. Travel once a week for a couple days. Live in relative privacy the rest of the time. But... make loads of cash.

I don't blame Gruden or Cowher or Dungy or any of the others who stopped pursuing coaching jobs to take the cushy broadcasting jobs. It's a wonderful thing to love your work -- and a head coach obviously must love what he does or else he'd burn out in a week -- but there are only a handful of inhuman abominations in the world (Bellichick, e.g.) who can live like that in perpetuity.
 
2017-03-17 05:43:49 PM  

jake_lex: So he's gonna leave his footprint on ESPN, huh?

/feet joke


I guess the shoe is on the other foot now.
 
2017-03-17 07:20:56 PM  

Nogrhi: jake_lex: So he's gonna leave his footprint on ESPN, huh?

/feet joke

I guess the shoe is on the other foot now.


He's dipping his toes in the water.
 
2017-03-17 07:22:48 PM  
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIM YELL AT STEPHEN A.
 
2017-03-17 07:34:25 PM  
Cowher apparently had too much time on his hands.  Didn't deal well with existing family relations.

Dungy does the work that goes with his religion.  Still with his first wife and four sons.  Lost one boy to suicide.  Always came off as genuine.
 
2017-03-17 08:12:07 PM  

BKITU: Head Coach:
Live, breathe, eat, sleep, and shiat football 24/7 for the length of your tenure. Never see your family. Never a moment to yourself. Every waking hour is scrutinized by media machines. But... make loads of cash.

Sportsball Channel Talking Head:
Study the finer points of your next assignment for a few hours each day. Travel once a week for a couple days. Live in relative privacy the rest of the time. But... make loads of cash.

I don't blame Gruden or Cowher or Dungy or any of the others who stopped pursuing coaching jobs to take the cushy broadcasting jobs. It's a wonderful thing to love your work -- and a head coach obviously must love what he does or else he'd burn out in a week -- but there are only a handful of inhuman abominations in the world (Bellichick, e.g.) who can live like that in perpetuity.


Or Rex finally realizes he's a shiat coach and nobody wants him
 
2017-03-17 08:22:29 PM  

natural316: BKITU: Head Coach:
Live, breathe, eat, sleep, and shiat football 24/7 for the length of your tenure. Never see your family. Never a moment to yourself. Every waking hour is scrutinized by media machines. But... make loads of cash.

Sportsball Channel Talking Head:
Study the finer points of your next assignment for a few hours each day. Travel once a week for a couple days. Live in relative privacy the rest of the time. But... make loads of cash.

I don't blame Gruden or Cowher or Dungy or any of the others who stopped pursuing coaching jobs to take the cushy broadcasting jobs. It's a wonderful thing to love your work -- and a head coach obviously must love what he does or else he'd burn out in a week -- but there are only a handful of inhuman abominations in the world (Bellichick, e.g.) who can live like that in perpetuity.

Or Rex finally realizes he's a shiat coach and nobody wants him


Yeah, I mean, look how successful the Jets are without him.

And how great the Bills were.
 
2017-03-17 09:57:13 PM  
A lot of shoes in Connecticut
 
2017-03-17 10:00:49 PM  

germ78: Nogrhi: jake_lex: So he's gonna leave his footprint on ESPN, huh?

/feet joke

I guess the shoe is on the other foot now.

He's dipping his toes in the water.


"Step by step, day by day...

Looking for the perfect corns to make me blow like Tim McVeigh..."

/I'll show myself out...
 
2017-03-17 11:19:26 PM  
Another reason to not watch the ESPN Sunday Pregame Hootenanny.
 
2017-03-18 01:03:54 AM  
Or Herm Edwards. Or Dungy and Cowher somewhere else.
 
2017-03-18 07:32:28 AM  

IAmRight: natural316: BKITU: Head Coach:
Live, breathe, eat, sleep, and shiat football 24/7 for the length of your tenure. Never see your family. Never a moment to yourself. Every waking hour is scrutinized by media machines. But... make loads of cash.

Sportsball Channel Talking Head:
Study the finer points of your next assignment for a few hours each day. Travel once a week for a couple days. Live in relative privacy the rest of the time. But... make loads of cash.

I don't blame Gruden or Cowher or Dungy or any of the others who stopped pursuing coaching jobs to take the cushy broadcasting jobs. It's a wonderful thing to love your work -- and a head coach obviously must love what he does or else he'd burn out in a week -- but there are only a handful of inhuman abominations in the world (Bellichick, e.g.) who can live like that in perpetuity.

Or Rex finally realizes he's a shiat coach and nobody wants him

Yeah, I mean, look how successful the Jets are without him.

And how great the Bills were.


The Jets are one of the worst organizations in NFL history and Buffalo hasn't been a threat since In Living Color was a popular TV show.  I commend the Bills for cutting bait sooner then later and the Jets kept him around 2 years longer than they should have because he made funny headlines.  He's right where he belongs now
 
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