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2017-03-17 04:17:42 PM  
 
2017-03-17 07:02:52 PM  
The security cameras at his house were useless, the intruders face was constantly covered by a lens flare.
 
2017-03-17 07:15:23 PM  
Back in Bel Air, neighbors - who include Meg Ryan, Jennifer Aniston and Elon Musk

So the Crossroads Demon corrals several people in the same area.

/didn't know Elon Musk was a person
 
2017-03-17 07:21:59 PM  
Speaking of Jennifer Aniston, just saw her in Leprechaun in the Leprechaun marathon. I really don't see what was so wrong with her old nose. Or why she was such a snob that she couldn't star in Leprechauns 2-7.
 
2017-03-17 10:43:08 PM  
Same police reaction if any of us were to suspect someone trying to break in.
 
2017-03-17 10:55:45 PM  
That entire "article" could be condensed, minus the flourish about Bay's movies and style, to:

"Michael Bay thought people were on his property, so police sent choppahs, but nobody was found after some time and his neighbors were pissed." and no actual information would be lost.
 
2017-03-17 11:22:44 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/v7ssUivM-eM - 480x360]


Little know fact: Bay was secretly a character in Borderlands 2:

 
2017-03-18 12:29:05 AM  
I prefer living next to Michael Estuary, much more tranquil.
 
2017-03-18 02:12:51 AM  

Tom_Slick: The security cameras at his house were useless, the intruders face was constantly covered by a lens flare.


I don't know how they get ANY sleep..It's a constant glare from his property..
 
2017-03-18 04:41:12 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Tom_Slick: The security cameras at his house were useless, the intruders face was constantly covered by a lens flare.

I don't know how they get ANY sleep..It's a constant glare from his property..


He sold that property to J.J. Abrams years ago.
 
2017-03-18 08:41:17 AM  
... said no neighbor ever.
 
2017-03-18 08:56:41 AM  
the director, who's finishing "Transformers: The Last Knight."
The film, which stars Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Stanley Tucci and John Goodman, comes out on June 23.


I for one am glad they put this relevant piece of information in TFA

/Should have used the plug tag
 
2017-03-18 04:11:00 PM  
Michael Bay is good people
 
2017-03-18 04:31:44 PM  

RolfBlitzer: Michael Bay is good people


Michael Bay is AWESOME!
 
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