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(NBC News)   Do you want your balls to glow in the dark? Because this is how you get your balls to glow in the dark   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
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2017-03-17 08:40:27 PM  
What's really scary is the video at the bottom of TFA about hunting the radioactive boars that have taken over abandoned towns.
1. That huge populations of boars are alive and breeding and radioactive.
2. That it was boars that became the dominant species.
3. That the boars look like fricking BEARS more than pigs. (manbearpig?)
4. The shot of millions of garbage bags holding nuclear wastes. All piled up. (Plastic garbage bags? Really?)
5. Did the video say that the boars were foraging on the nuclear waste in the garbage bags?
6. They say that they are hunting and shooting the bears boars so that people will return?
 
2017-03-17 09:19:29 PM  
Well that's one way to speed up the Akira predictions.
 
2017-03-17 11:25:03 PM  

Kevin72: What's really scary is the video at the bottom of TFA about hunting the radioactive boars that have taken over abandoned towns.
1. That huge populations of boars are alive and breeding and radioactive.
2. That it was boars that became the dominant species.
3. That the boars look like fricking BEARS more than pigs. (manbearpig?)
4. The shot of millions of garbage bags holding nuclear wastes. All piled up. (Plastic garbage bags? Really?)
5. Did the video say that the boars were foraging on the nuclear waste in the garbage bags?
6. They say that they are hunting and shooting the bears boars so that people will return?


 Boars are the grizzly bears of the Old World. Ferocious things that you took a hunting party out to get one, complete with big hunting dogs and spears with big crossbeams so you could plant yourself and the boar couldn't impale itself hard enough to slide down the shaft's entire length to gore you to death before it expired. If you managed to kill one singlehandedly it launched a Davy Crockett level reputation.

Radiation? I'm not really surprised they can thrive at relatively high levels of radiation, especially after many generations of selective pressure. Of course, everything is radioactive. The intensity and type of radiation is key. If they are eating stuff that is radioactive then they are probably helping to dilute it. Not that it is intentional. They probably just like the way it makes their stomachs burn, helps puts them in that berserker rage that they seem to constantly chase.
 
2017-03-17 11:29:28 PM  

BolloxReader: Kevin72: What's really scary is the video at the bottom of TFA about hunting the radioactive boars that have taken over abandoned towns.
1. That huge populations of boars are alive and breeding and radioactive.
2. That it was boars that became the dominant species.
3. That the boars look like fricking BEARS more than pigs. (manbearpig?)
4. The shot of millions of garbage bags holding nuclear wastes. All piled up. (Plastic garbage bags? Really?)
5. Did the video say that the boars were foraging on the nuclear waste in the garbage bags?
6. They say that they are hunting and shooting the bears boars so that people will return?

 Boars are the grizzly bears of the Old World. Ferocious things that you took a hunting party out to get one, complete with big hunting dogs and spears with big crossbeams so you could plant yourself and the boar couldn't impale itself hard enough to slide down the shaft's entire length to gore you to death before it expired. If you managed to kill one singlehandedly it launched a Davy Crockett level reputation.

Radiation? I'm not really surprised they can thrive at relatively high levels of radiation, especially after many generations of selective pressure. Of course, everything is radioactive. The intensity and type of radiation is key. If they are eating stuff that is radioactive then they are probably helping to dilute it. Not that it is intentional. They probably just like the way it makes their stomachs burn, helps puts them in that berserker rage that they seem to constantly chase.


Oops, sorry. I kind of got my farki/Chernobyl timelines crossed there. No evolutionary pressures yet. But the rest of it I'll stand behind.
 
2017-03-18 12:26:27 AM  
You sit in front of your TVs and watch your balls glow in the dark?

/Mind not my words, let the play say the thing
//I'll get back forth and touch myself anon
 
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