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2017-03-17 08:13:17 AM  
Alex, maybe now would be a good time for you to contemplate your own morality.  Because we all end up dead, it's not God punishing us for anything.  It's literally the nature of being human.
 
2017-03-17 08:48:49 AM  
Did he take his shirt off first? Cuz I hear God's really into that.
 
2017-03-17 09:10:26 AM  
What an insane nutbag. Guess that's why idiots like him I guess.
 
2017-03-17 09:15:46 AM  
who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.
 
2017-03-17 09:18:54 AM  
LOL.  God's too busy planning what He's going to do with Alex Jones.  It's pretty elaborate.
 
2017-03-17 09:18:59 AM  
He has a skull on his desk? Jesus. His ranting reminds me of an even more despicable (and real) version of Lewis Prothero.
 
2017-03-17 09:23:44 AM  
How Christian. Republican Christian, of course, not normal Christian.
 
2017-03-17 09:24:05 AM  
"Shut up, Dale."
-Hank Hill
 
2017-03-17 09:24:45 AM  

Ambivalence: Alex, maybe now would be a good time for you to contemplate your own morality.  Because we all end up dead, it's not God punishing us for anything.  It's literally the nature of being human.


He hasn't one of those.
 
2017-03-17 09:24:59 AM  
I haven't got 5 minutes to sit through one of AJ's rants. You know, 15 or so years ago, I thought he was ever so slightly interesting because his point of view was counter. But, he's just gotten crazier and crazier with the years. I don't think it's healthy to listen to someone lose their shiat every 2 minutes like he does. Whatever point he had hoped to make through the years is now completely lost under a thick crust of batshiat.
 
2017-03-17 09:25:53 AM  
Jesus. Even if you agree with him, how could anyone possibly stand listening to that obnoxious lunatic?
 
2017-03-17 09:30:19 AM  

abhorrent1: Jesus. Even if you agree with him, how could anyone possibly stand listening to that obnoxious lunatic?


Are you talking about Baldwin or Jones?
 
2017-03-17 09:33:20 AM  

phenn: I haven't got 5 minutes to sit through one of AJ's rants. You know, 15 or so years ago, I thought he was ever so slightly interesting because his point of view was counter. But, he's just gotten crazier and crazier with the years. I don't think it's healthy to listen to someone lose their shiat every 2 minutes like he does. Whatever point he had hoped to make through the years is now completely lost under a thick crust of batshiat.


He was at least entertaining when he was a looney conspiracy nut.  Now he's just a boring looney Trump shill.
 
2017-03-17 09:35:51 AM  
Watch at least 30 seconds of the video and then remember that the President of the United States considers this guy a reliable source for news.
 
2017-03-17 09:39:15 AM  

abhorrent1: Jesus. Even if you agree with him, how could anyone possibly stand listening to that obnoxious lunatic?


Yeah, that always got me, too.  I never got that.  A person's natural instinct should be to dismiss him out of hand before you even get to an "argument."
 
2017-03-17 09:39:37 AM  

Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.


The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.
 
2017-03-17 09:48:24 AM  

Guybird: What an insane nutbag. Guess that's why idiots like him I guess.


trusted presidential advisor who is helping shape policy that will affect us all for a generation

FTFY
 
2017-03-17 09:51:10 AM  

Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.


Michael Chiklis?
 
2017-03-17 10:06:08 AM  
if there is a god, he/she/it will strike Alex Jones down dead.
 
2017-03-17 10:06:58 AM  
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No doubt he's given it his best shot.
 
2017-03-17 10:16:03 AM  

Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.


The way to do him would be to go understated. Have him be calm, rational, and clearly aware that he's putting on a show for the sort of idiots who believe chemtrails are a thing. Have him making fun with his writers during the commercial breaks and daring them to come up with the dumbest things they could possibly put out there to see who bites.
 
2017-03-17 10:21:11 AM  

Diogenes: Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.

Michael Chiklis?


Too likeable.
 
2017-03-17 10:48:28 AM  

wellreadneck: [fb.ru image 525x700]
No doubt he's given it his best shot.


I'm not sure I understand stand the Bacchus reference there, but damn, that statue has nice nipples.
 
2017-03-17 11:07:34 AM  

Diogenes: Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.

Michael Chiklis?


YES! that is an excellent suggestion, thank you.
 
2017-03-17 11:12:01 AM  

Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.


I used to think he looked like Kevin James. If they go with SNL cast members, Bobby Moynihan has the build (or, if they go the Sean Spicer/Jeff Sessions route, Aidy Bryant).
 
2017-03-17 11:12:51 AM  

Guybird: What an insane nutbag. Guess that's why idiots like him I guess.


What's REALLY crazy is when you watch an interview of him and he's not in the infowars zone, he's seems pretty normal, and sensible, makes A LOT of good points.
But then he goes on infowars and says the craziest shiat.

I think it's just an act. You'll never go broke appealing to crazies.
 
2017-03-17 11:15:45 AM  
How does God feel about grabbing pussy, massive egos and relentless greed?
 
2017-03-17 11:17:29 AM  
Alec Baldwin is God, Alex.
Prepare to be destroyed.
 
2017-03-17 11:30:29 AM  

Cheron: Guybird: What an insane nutbag. Guess that's why idiots like him I guess.

trusted presidential advisor who is helping shape policy that will affect us all for a generation

FTFY


Can't say I had ever watched him before and was only slightly aware of him back when Howard Stern was goofing on a tape of him blubbering like a baby. After watching this though I can't wait for the day he bursts a blood vessel or strokes out on video while doing his fake outrage thing.
 
2017-03-17 11:31:18 AM  

DubyaHater: How does God feel about grabbing pussy, massive egos and relentless greed?


I think their god is a giant pig goat monster that eats and humps everything while screeching profanities and threats.
 
2017-03-17 11:32:58 AM  
Has any of his paranoid predictions or "just might happen" ever come true?
 
2017-03-17 11:46:49 AM  

DubyaHater: How does God feel about grabbing pussy, massive egos and relentless greed?


Depends on the god. Zeus is totally down with all of that. Really digs the golden showers, too. Trump really does love that old time religion, people are just confused about exactly how old and which time he prefers.
 
2017-03-17 11:46:58 AM  
if there was a god Alex Jones would have been struck down a long time ago.....although when was the last time anybody saw him during a thunderstorm?
 
2017-03-17 12:09:31 PM  

Voiceofreason01: if there was a god Alex Jones would have been struck down a long time ago.....although when was the last time anybody saw him during a thunderstorm?


If anyone is going to self combust, it's Alex Jones. No lightning needed.
 
2017-03-17 12:12:27 PM  

Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.


I don't think enough people would recognize who was being impersonated.
 
2017-03-17 12:29:20 PM  
From "I want to punch him in the face!" to praying in about 40 seconds, classic.
 
2017-03-17 12:37:51 PM  

Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.


farm3.static.flickr.com

"Mmmm, so meaty"
 
2017-03-17 12:38:19 PM  

Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.


I could see Will Sasso from Mad TV do Jones.
 
2017-03-17 12:43:25 PM  

FunkOut: DubyaHater: How does God feel about grabbing pussy, massive egos and relentless greed?

I think their god is a giant pig goat monster that eats and humps everything while screeching profanities and threats.


But enough about Trump...
 
2017-03-17 12:49:36 PM  
Thanks for all the good suggestions guys. I also finally thought of the brother-in-law from Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader. He looks kinda like Alex Jones and has some of the same build.
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2017-03-17 12:50:12 PM  
I'm waiting for him to have an aneurysm live on air and stroke out mumbling gibberish as the confused look on his face half twists to horror as he flops to the ground, the aftermath of which will leave him with locked in syndrome.  After that, may all his nurses be male Jewish homosexuals.
 
2017-03-17 12:52:03 PM  

stoli n coke: Diogenes: Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.

Michael Chiklis?

Too likeable.


Chiklis is a grade a asshole.
 
2017-03-17 01:12:19 PM  
I'm no expert but I don't think that is how God works.
 
2017-03-17 01:13:00 PM  

Mangoose: Has any of his paranoid predictions or "just might happen" ever come true?


Sure he has and that's what keeps his fans going. But you can't argue with them, you can't reason with them. If you mention something about anything he's said that is completely batshiat crazy, they try to pass it off or deny he said it. When you give them evidence they run away with their fingers in their ears.
 
2017-03-17 01:18:20 PM  

mjbok: stoli n coke: Diogenes: Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.

Michael Chiklis?

Too likeable.

Chiklis is a grade a asshole.


He is? Any anecdotes?
 
2017-03-17 01:30:10 PM  

mjbok: stoli n coke: Diogenes: Iowan73: Egalitarian: who could do a good Alex Jones impersonation on SNL and look vaguely like him? I can't come up with anything. Just tried CelebsLike.Me and got Sean Pertwee, WTF.

The problem with that is the impression has to be over the top to be funny, and there is no way to top how insane Alex Jones is.

Michael Chiklis?

Too likeable.

Chiklis is a grade a asshole.


Exactly.  Too likeable.
 
2017-03-17 01:30:47 PM  

vudukungfu: Alec Baldwin is God, Alex.
Prepare to be destroyed.


Malice - I am God
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Sees what you did there.
 
2017-03-17 01:30:50 PM  

phed: When you give them evidence they run away with their fingers in their ears.


There's a lot of that going around lately.
 
2017-03-17 01:37:31 PM  
These people who ask for God to "destroy" their enemies... They really never started reading that New Testament, did they? They got to the end of the Old Testament and said, "You know, everything I like about this God was in that part. The vengeance, the jealousy, the authoritarian hate... I'll just skip the next part that essentially rescinds and apologizes for all that shiatty behavior and pretend I like Jesus even though he probably represents everything that the Old Testament God is not."

Pat Robertson, Alex Jones, and hell-- ALL of these f*ckers; They are some unhappy, hateful, dickless pieces of shiat. Why does our society still tolerate their ilk? It's time to sweep the doomsayers, hatemongers, and prophets of fear out of our midst. They're just screwing it up for everybody.
 
2017-03-17 01:48:50 PM  
Man, I wonder what a decent mental heath care sytem would have done for this guy.
 
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