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(ESPN)   NASCAR won't penalize Kyle Busch or Joey Logano for an altercation during a race in Las Vegas. Apparently NASCAR bylaws clearly state "What happens in Vegas stays in 'Vegas"   ( espn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Kyle Busch, 2009 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, Nationwide Series, NASCAR Executive Vice, NASCAR wide latitude, Busch sponsor M&M, 2009 NASCAR Nationwide Series, Joey Logano  
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2017-03-17 11:04:19 AM  
Well, Logano stayed out of the fight as per usual and had his crew take care of the fighting for him... so he's technically innocent.

No, they shouldn't penalize fighting.  Who cares?  It's a little fun to watch.  Especially after these boring tracks, of which we're in the middle of a big swing of.
 
2017-03-17 11:48:59 AM  
The wreckings will continue until morals improve.
 
2017-03-17 12:26:58 PM  
They have declared Jowys face irresistably punchable. No foul.
 
2017-03-17 12:29:56 PM  
The rulebook gives NASCAR wide latitude when determining penalties or sanctions for postrace altercations.

otherwise know as the 'make shiat up as we go' clause
 
2017-03-17 12:30:32 PM  

downstairs: Well, Logano stayed out of the fight as per usual and had his crew take care of the fighting for him... so he's technically innocent.

No, they shouldn't penalize fighting.  Who cares?  It's a little fun to watch.  Especially after these boring tracks, of which we're in the middle of a big swing of.


the wreck and fight were the only thing that registered above coma inducing levels
 
2017-03-17 12:35:16 PM  
I hope they crash each other out this weekend, too. I like the crashes.
 
2017-03-17 12:41:34 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I hope they crash each other out this weekend, too. I like the crashes.


It'll be 292 laps of Harvick out front, he gets a pit road penalty with 20 to go, and then three wrecks to the finish.
 
2017-03-17 01:16:04 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: The rulebook gives NASCAR wide latitude when determining penalties or sanctions for postrace altercations.

otherwise know as the 'make shiat up as we go' clause


Thats the same rulebook that Goodell uses.
 
2017-03-17 01:22:09 PM  

mikaloyd: They have declared Jowys face irresistably punchable. No foul.


This could work in NASCAR's favor if they'd handle the marketing right. Everyone who purchases a ticket is entered into a drawing. Winner gets to punch Jowy in the face. Sold out crowds every week.
 
2017-03-17 01:27:20 PM  

QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: They have declared Jowys face irresistably punchable. No foul.

This could work in NASCAR's favor if they'd handle the marketing right. Everyone who purchases a ticket is entered into a drawing. Winner gets to punch Jowy in the face. Sold out crowds every week.


You know you would buy a whole row of tickets to increase your chances.
 
2017-03-17 01:27:45 PM  
It's NASCAR. Fights are icing on their cake so no way in hell do they want to discourage drama.
 
2017-03-17 01:34:20 PM  

ShonenBat: It's NASCAR. Fights are icing on their cake so no way in hell do they want to discourage drama.


well, depends who's involved.  if cole whitt or landon cassil punched logano they probably be suspended for the year.  can't have the peasants getting uppity
 
2017-03-17 01:34:48 PM  

mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: They have declared Jowys face irresistably punchable. No foul.

This could work in NASCAR's favor if they'd handle the marketing right. Everyone who purchases a ticket is entered into a drawing. Winner gets to punch Jowy in the face. Sold out crowds every week.

You know you would buy a whole row of tickets to increase your chances.


Damn straight I would. Hell I'd sent up a Go Fund Me to buy every seat at Kentucky Speedway. "Help me achieve my dream of punching Joey Logano's smarmy face.....I'll even throw in a bonus fight with his dad afterwards."
 
2017-03-17 03:05:47 PM  
They figured that Kyle's bruised ego and bloody nose was punishment enough?

I guess that's fair.
 
2017-03-17 03:14:56 PM  
Except for herpes. That will stay with you forever.
 
2017-03-17 03:22:46 PM  
I don't want to jump into the debate at who was at fault in the wreck, but the fact that Jowy's crew did his fighting for him (not very bright on Kyle's part I have to mention) punctuated by his smarmy "none on me" (in response to a reporter asking if any punches landed) afterward makes my already low opinion of him all that much lower.
 
2017-03-17 03:24:24 PM  
NASCAR is just being nice and introducing Vegas fans to what life is going to be like when the NHL comes to town.
 
2017-03-17 03:58:06 PM  

The Bestest: I don't want to jump into the debate at who was at fault in the wreck, but the fact that Jowy's crew did his fighting for him (not very bright on Kyle's part I have to mention) punctuated by his smarmy "none on me" (in response to a reporter asking if any punches landed) afterward makes my already low opinion of him all that much lower.


That and a video later surfaced that shows Kyle landing a right hook upside Joey "I need more friends" Logano's fat head.
 
2017-03-17 04:20:23 PM  
Well, right now, hockey is the only sport where you can repeatedly punch someone in the face, and all you get is a 3 minute penalty.  We need more sports like that.
 
2017-03-17 04:28:08 PM  
FTFA:  "It could take years for the federal government to litigate the eminent domain claims necessary to build the barrier."

Let's just stop right here.  Because that's the very first barrier that needs to be crossed (no pun intended).  And it will never be crossed.

I've been saying from the very beginning that this whole "Im'a build a wall!!!" thing is bullshiat.  There is no way it's going to happen.  Ever.  If they manage to get a couple of panels built before Trump leaves office, I will be really, really surprised.

Also, to you dumb farks that voted for Trump on the basis that this was a reality...  By the estimates in TFA, it will cost around $12-20BILLION to build.  And Mexico will not pay a dime of that.  This wall is supposed to save us money in the form of keeping all those evil Mexicans out?  At what point does the $20B deficit start making us money?

It doesn't matter.  Because like I said before.  It's not going to happen.  Ever.

We need this government to stop wasting our time and money on shiat that is never going to happen.
Sheesh...
 
2017-03-17 04:32:03 PM  

QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: They have declared Jowys face irresistably punchable. No foul.

This could work in NASCAR's favor if they'd handle the marketing right. Everyone who purchases a ticket is entered into a drawing. Winner gets to punch Jowy in the face. Sold out crowds every week.

You know you would buy a whole row of tickets to increase your chances.

Damn straight I would. Hell I'd sent up a Go Fund Me to buy every seat at Kentucky Speedway. "Help me achieve my dream of punching Joey Logano's smarmy face.....I'll even throw in a bonus fight with his dad afterwards."


I'm in for 500 bucks.  Seriously.  Can't stand that twerp.

durbnpoisn: FTFA:  "It could take years for the federal government to litigate the eminent domain claims necessary to build the barrier."

Let's just stop right here.  Because that's the very first barrier that needs to be crossed (no pun intended).  And it will never be crossed.

I've been saying from the very beginning that this whole "Im'a build a wall!!!" thing is bullshiat.  There is no way it's going to happen.  Ever.  If they manage to get a couple of panels built before Trump leaves office, I will be really, really surprised.

Also, to you dumb farks that voted for Trump on the basis that this was a reality...  By the estimates in TFA, it will cost around $12-20BILLION to build.  And Mexico will not pay a dime of that.  This wall is supposed to save us money in the form of keeping all those evil Mexicans out?  At what point does the $20B deficit start making us money?

It doesn't matter.  Because like I said before.  It's not going to happen.  Ever.

We need this government to stop wasting our time and money on shiat that is never going to happen.
Sheesh...


Okay, you got me.  Do you want to build a wall around Joey Logano?
 
2017-03-17 04:32:43 PM  

durbnpoisn: FTFA:  "It could take years for the federal government to litigate the eminent domain claims necessary to build the barrier."

Let's just stop right here.  Because that's the very first barrier that needs to be crossed (no pun intended).  And it will never be crossed.

I've been saying from the very beginning that this whole "Im'a build a wall!!!" thing is bullshiat.  There is no way it's going to happen.  Ever.  If they manage to get a couple of panels built before Trump leaves office, I will be really, really surprised.

Also, to you dumb farks that voted for Trump on the basis that this was a reality...  By the estimates in TFA, it will cost around $12-20BILLION to build.  And Mexico will not pay a dime of that.  This wall is supposed to save us money in the form of keeping all those evil Mexicans out?  At what point does the $20B deficit start making us money?

It doesn't matter.  Because like I said before.  It's not going to happen.  Ever.

We need this government to stop wasting our time and money on shiat that is never going to happen.
Sheesh...


We don't need a wall.  He can just station Logano's team down there.
 
2017-03-17 04:36:57 PM  

stir22: Okay, you got me.  Do you want to build a wall around Joey Logano?


I would chip in for that wall.
 
2017-03-17 04:37:59 PM  

BlueBox: durbnpoisn: FTFA:  "It could take years for the federal government to litigate the eminent domain claims necessary to build the barrier."

Let's just stop right here.  Because that's the very first barrier that needs to be crossed (no pun intended).  And it will never be crossed.

I've been saying from the very beginning that this whole "Im'a build a wall!!!" thing is bullshiat.  There is no way it's going to happen.  Ever.  If they manage to get a couple of panels built before Trump leaves office, I will be really, really surprised.

Also, to you dumb farks that voted for Trump on the basis that this was a reality...  By the estimates in TFA, it will cost around $12-20BILLION to build.  And Mexico will not pay a dime of that.  This wall is supposed to save us money in the form of keeping all those evil Mexicans out?  At what point does the $20B deficit start making us money?

It doesn't matter.  Because like I said before.  It's not going to happen.  Ever.

We need this government to stop wasting our time and money on shiat that is never going to happen.
Sheesh...

We don't need a wall.  He can just station Logano's team dad down there.


FTFY
 
2017-03-17 04:55:22 PM  
Wait...  That is some wild crosswiring.
//Hangs head in shame.

I'll go put this in the thread in which it belongs.

//Sorry about that...
 
2017-03-17 05:14:27 PM  
When he was coming up, the company I worked for sponored Logano for some Busch races.  I rooted for him back then.  I wonder what happened to him?
 
2017-03-17 05:36:17 PM  

stir22: Okay, you got me.  Do you want to build a wall around Joey Logano?


And have Juan Pablo Montoya pay for it!
 
2017-03-17 05:41:48 PM  

rjakobi: stir22: Okay, you got me.  Do you want to build a wall around Joey Logano?

And have Juan Pablo Montoya pay for it!


What about Daniel Suarez?  He took that Missouri boy's job!  Or something like that
 
2017-03-17 06:43:14 PM  
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QueenMamaBee: This could work in NASCAR's favor if they'd handle the marketing right. Everyone who purchases a ticket is entered into a drawing. Winner gets to punch Jowy in the face. Sold out crowds every week.



OK! Alright! It's my fault! I collected the 34, the 28, and the 16, stupidly trying to pass low. You want a bad guy? You wanna punching bag? Go ahead! Kick my ass. Kick Joey Logano's ass! Here! I earned it! Kick Joey Logano's farkin' ass!"

/obscure?
 
2017-03-17 07:05:09 PM  
Kyle "everything is great" on FS1 just now.  He only said that to every question asked about it.  So I'm sure it's all great.
 
2017-03-17 07:19:22 PM  
Kyle's first Commandment.
Do Not due unto Kryle what Kryle does unto You.
 
2017-03-17 07:26:40 PM  

durbnpoisn: FTFA:  "It could take years for the federal government to litigate the eminent domain claims necessary to build the barrier."

Let's just stop right here.  Because that's the very first barrier that needs to be crossed (no pun intended).  And it will never be crossed.

I've been saying from the very beginning that this whole "Im'a build a wall!!!" thing is bullshiat.  There is no way it's going to happen.  Ever.  If they manage to get a couple of panels built before Trump leaves office, I will be really, really surprised.

Also, to you dumb farks that voted for Trump on the basis that this was a reality...  By the estimates in TFA, it will cost around $12-20BILLION to build.  And Mexico will not pay a dime of that.  This wall is supposed to save us money in the form of keeping all those evil Mexicans out?  At what point does the $20B deficit start making us money?

It doesn't matter.  Because like I said before.  It's not going to happen.  Ever.

We need this government to stop wasting our time and money on shiat that is never going to happen.
Sheesh...


Go back to your politics tab and dont come back until you can tell the difference idiot.
 
2017-03-17 07:34:01 PM  
mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.
 
2017-03-17 07:39:02 PM  

BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.


Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?
 
2017-03-17 07:41:07 PM  

mikaloyd: BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.

Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?


Logano, Trump, what's the difference?
 
2017-03-17 07:42:29 PM  
mikaloyd:
Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?

I guess I could troll the thread with this?

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/tv-and-online-where-find-12-hours-se​b​ring-coverage
 
2017-03-17 07:43:27 PM  

QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.

Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?

Logano, Trump, what's the difference?


When one whines he looks like he's going to stroke out and the other looks like he's about to cry?
 
2017-03-17 07:46:02 PM  

BlueBox: QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.

Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?

Logano, Trump, what's the difference?

When one whines he looks like he's going to stroke out and the other looks like he's about to cry?


It's the squinty eyes that make Logano look like he's about to cry
 
2017-03-17 07:56:41 PM  
On qualifying DW was talking about how you want the skirts to drag low.  So Jamie goes out first
 
2017-03-17 08:18:19 PM  

BlueBox: mikaloyd:
Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?

I guess I could troll the thread with this?

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/tv-and-online-where-find-12-hours-seb​ring-coverage


That's some beautiful thread shiatting right there.
 
2017-03-17 08:50:30 PM  

crotchgrabber: BlueBox: mikaloyd:
Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?

I guess I could troll the thread with this?

http://autoweek.com/article/imsa/tv-and-online-where-find-12-hours-seb ring-coverage

That's some beautiful thread shiatting right there.


I'll Second that!

 
2017-03-17 08:53:06 PM  

mikaloyd: BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.

Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?


Let who that has never posted in the wrong thread when having multiple tabs open cast the first stone.
 
2017-03-17 09:33:31 PM  

durbnpoisn: Well, right now, hockey is the only sport where you can repeatedly punch someone in the face, and all you get is a 3 minute penalty.  We need more sports like that.


5 minutes, 10 if the player instigated the fight.  Take time to state correct details.
 
2017-03-17 10:11:03 PM  

mikaloyd: BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.

Is all Trump all the time really how you want to liven threads up around here?


Given how I've seen you comment on the subject, I'm beginning to think you have a few decisions you've been regretting for some time now.
 
2017-03-18 05:14:04 AM  

BlueBox: mikaloyd:

Don't be harsh.  It wasn't like the thread was really rolling along.  If this thread was a pit stop it wouldn't have been allowed back on the track.


That depends, did it take you longer than 5 minutes to type your post?
 
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