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(CBS Sports)   Tony Romo earned a $64.11 bonus from the Dallas Cowboys for taking seven snaps in 2016. Which is not even enough to take a family of four for a rib dinner at Tony Roma's   ( cbssports.com) divider line
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2017-03-17 01:39:11 PM  
Well, 8 snaps if you count his skeleton.
 
2017-03-17 10:23:32 PM  
Poor Tony. First he loses his starting spot, now he can't even afford to buy his 15th Ferrari. Heartbreaking how far he's fallen.
 
2017-03-17 10:39:39 PM  
Comment of the year in 1.
 
2017-03-17 11:22:07 PM  
I will trade my bonus for his salary. Deal?
 
2017-03-18 12:26:26 AM  
Tony Roma's is a half-assed Golden Coral for the "discerning piece of fly-over state trash" that likes "Alpo-grade choice meat".
 
2017-03-18 12:27:21 AM  
Pffft. Most players get bigger bonuses just for showing up for training camp or OTAs.

Given that, I would donate this paltry bonus to charity if I were him. Maybe someplace dedicated to teaching the Heimlich Maneuver.
 
2017-03-18 02:30:12 AM  
He could get a big pile of Benghazi wings at Gay Hooters
 
2017-03-18 02:38:28 AM  

fatalvenom: Tony Roma's is a half-assed Golden Coral for the "discerning piece of fly-over state trash" that likes "Alpo-grade choice meat".


I've never been to Tony Roma's but you'd be hard pressed to convince me that there's a joint -worse- than Golden Corral.
 
2017-03-18 02:44:44 AM  

The Bestest: fatalvenom: Tony Roma's is a half-assed Golden Coral for the "discerning piece of fly-over state trash" that likes "Alpo-grade choice meat".

I've never been to Tony Roma's but you'd be hard pressed to convince me that there's a joint -worse- than Golden Corral.


I'll put it this way...

I went on a business trip to a trade show with some co-workers.

They saw a Golden Corral, and right next door there was a McDonalds.

I told them "have fun" and went to the McD's..

/I just proved your point
 
2017-03-18 07:29:46 AM  

iron_city_ap: Comment of the year in 1.


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2017-03-18 10:20:12 AM  
I kept interpreting that as 64 million
 
2017-03-18 01:20:56 PM  
Jerruh won't release Romo. Hilarious.
 
2017-03-18 07:00:49 PM  

The Bestest: fatalvenom: Tony Roma's is a half-assed Golden Coral for the "discerning piece of fly-over state trash" that likes "Alpo-grade choice meat".

I've never been to Tony Roma's but you'd be hard pressed to convince me that there's a joint -worse- than Golden Corral.


This. I thought at one time maybe it was my particular location but every one I have tried same setup same choices same terrible food.
 
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