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(Guardian)   Matthew Perry kicked Justin Trudeau's butt in grade school. They were not friends   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2017-03-16 04:46:45 PM  
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Julius Levinson: You punched the President?

David Levinson: He wasn't the President *yet*!
 
2017-03-16 04:52:50 PM  
I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.
 
2017-03-16 04:59:34 PM  
I got my ass kicked by a future founding member of GWAR in junior high

/CSB
 
2017-03-16 06:31:44 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.


He was the kid that pissed himself and started crying every time somebody popped a paper bag.
 
2017-03-16 07:06:55 PM  

Mme.Mersault: Marcus Aurelius: I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.

He was the kid that pissed himself and started crying every time somebody popped a paper bag.


You forgot about the calling his rich daddy part.  My theory is Trump would be a much different person today if he'd gotten his bully-ass kicked in the schoolyard when he was growing up. (a few times)
 
2017-03-16 07:24:24 PM  

PaulRB: Mme.Mersault: Marcus Aurelius: I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.

He was the kid that pissed himself and started crying every time somebody popped a paper bag.

You forgot about the calling his rich daddy part.  My theory is Trump would be a much different person today if he'd gotten his bully-ass kicked in the schoolyard when he was growing up. (a few times)


Or else he's the way he is because he got his ass kicked in the schoolyard, and is taking it out on everybody else now

/not excusing or justifying his bully-tactics
//just saying the other kids should've tried harder at beating his little orange ass
 
2017-03-16 07:49:32 PM  
Sam Huntington (Jungle 2 Jungle, Detroit Rock City, Superman Returns, and some others) was a couple grades ahead of me and we shared the same bus route during middle school. I sat in the same row across the aisle from him one day wearing an admittedly dorky winter hat when he started ribbing on me for it pretty good. I just smiled and nodded for a few minutes until a cute girl in his grade actually defended me, and he shut right up.

Clearly, I was the reason for his professional acting career.
 
2017-03-16 08:15:52 PM  

PaulRB: You forgot about the calling his rich daddy part. My theory is Trump would be a much different person today if he'd gotten his bully-ass kicked in the schoolyard when he was growing up. (a few times)


That's actually a personal philosophy of mine: Every man, at least once in his life, has to have the living shiat kicked out of him. Preferably early on in life (middle school is the perfect age). It builds character, humbles him, gets him to understand and recognize the empathy of others. A lot of valuable life lessons can be learned from losing a fight. It's like what Robert Freeman said in Friday: You win some. You lose some. But you live to fight another day.

The most self-absorbed assholes, divas, sycophants, narcissists, objectivists and libertarians you meet are the types who never got beaten up.
 
2017-03-16 08:24:51 PM  
Beat up the PM and got a hummer from Allanis Morrissette in a movie theater.  Not bad Chandler.
 
2017-03-16 08:26:33 PM  
I would do many things to Justin Trudeau's ass; kicking is not one of them.  Rhymes with it, though.
 
2017-03-16 08:54:06 PM  
Yeah, right.  And after that, he went and banged Jacques Grande's girlfriend.
 
2017-03-16 09:11:36 PM  
Beaten up by Chandler? Could this BE any more embarrassing?
 
2017-03-16 09:28:23 PM  
Then he opened Japan to the West.
 
2017-03-16 09:43:05 PM  
I met Matt Perry once when we were in our early teens.  He was such an entitled  douchebag that despite having spent maybe 2 hrs with him, 20 years later when I watched the first episode of Friends I immediately recognized him.  It takes a serious dick to make that kind of impression.
 
2017-03-16 09:58:12 PM  

Ishkur: Every man, at least once in his life, has to have the living shiat kicked out of him. Preferably early on in life


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2017-03-16 10:14:24 PM  

Flappyhead: Beat up the PM and got a hummer from Allanis Morrissette in a movie theater.  Not bad Chandler.


Dave Coulier
 
2017-03-16 10:31:52 PM  

Ishkur: Flappyhead: Beat up the PM and got a hummer from Allanis Morrissette in a movie theater.  Not bad Chandler.

Dave Coulier


Wait, he got a hummer from Dave Coulier?
 
2017-03-16 10:56:38 PM  

PaulRB: Mme.Mersault: Marcus Aurelius: I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.

He was the kid that pissed himself and started crying every time somebody popped a paper bag.

You forgot about the calling his rich daddy part.  My theory is Trump would be a much different person today if he'd gotten his bully-ass kicked in the schoolyard when he was growing up. (a few times)


I was trying to think of how lonely and sad my life would have to be to turn every conversation into one about Trump...but I can't even imagine. Sorry guys.
 
2017-03-16 11:54:49 PM  

saracin: Ishkur: Flappyhead: Beat up the PM and got a hummer from Allanis Morrissette in a movie theater.  Not bad Chandler.

Dave Coulier

Wait, he got a hummer from Dave Coulier?


✌👆👈
 
2017-03-16 11:59:01 PM  

saracin: Ishkur: Flappyhead: Beat up the PM and got a hummer from Allanis Morrissette in a movie theater.  Not bad Chandler.

Dave Coulier

Wait, he got a hummer from Dave Coulier?


According to the song, quite possibly.
 
2017-03-17 12:59:07 AM  

reprobate1125: PaulRB: Mme.Mersault: Marcus Aurelius: I can't imagine that Trump has ever taken a real punch.  Not even on the arm.

He was the kid that pissed himself and started crying every time somebody popped a paper bag.

You forgot about the calling his rich daddy part.  My theory is Trump would be a much different person today if he'd gotten his bully-ass kicked in the schoolyard when he was growing up. (a few times)

I was trying to think of how lonely and sad my life would have to be to turn every conversation into one about Trump...but I can't even imagine. Sorry guys.


I should introduce you to my co-worker.
 
2017-03-17 01:17:19 AM  

Deece: I met Matt Perry once when we were in our early teens.  He was such an entitled  douchebag that despite having spent maybe 2 hrs with him, 20 years later when I watched the first episode of Friends I immediately recognized him.  It takes a serious dick to make that kind of impression.


Matthew Perry is the only person Bruce Campbell calls out by name in his book If Chins Could Kill. Bruce seems to echo your sentiments.
 
2017-03-17 08:23:35 AM  
Where did they go to school? The academy for handsome Canadian dudes?
 
2017-03-17 09:08:03 PM  

BorgiaGinz: I would do many things to Justin Trudeau's ass; kicking is not one of them.  Rhymes with it, though.


Oh Canada!

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