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(Mirror.co.uk)   This is what happens to your penis when you take Viagra - minute by minute. (Your results may vary)   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2017-03-16 09:03:43 PM  
 
2017-03-16 09:47:31 PM  
Why is it that we always have to learn everything about Penis in the News from Uncle England? Why won't Daddy Warbucks ever tell us anything about Penis?
 
2017-03-16 09:51:06 PM  
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2017-03-16 09:52:05 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Fark is not your personal erotica site


It's what Drew sold me, talk to him.
 
2017-03-16 11:01:27 PM  
The easiest way to get a minute by minute status report on my penis is to talk to subby's mom.
 
2017-03-17 12:11:34 AM  
12 hours.
It's still possible to have sex, but with the average erection lasting 16 minutes, it doesn't last long.


Stop boner-shaming me.
 
2017-03-17 01:05:24 AM  
If you've used viagra and cialis, on different occasions, can you tell a difference in their efficacy?
 
2017-03-17 02:49:58 AM  

morg: 12 hours.
It's still possible to have sex, but with the average erection lasting 16 minutes, it doesn't last long.

Stop boner-shaming me.


In the author's defense, it's not hard.
 
2017-03-17 06:04:21 AM  

Any Pie Left: If you've used viagra and cialis, on different occasions, can you tell a difference in their efficacy?


Based on the numbers (not experience), Cialis should be effective for much longer. 17 hr half life to Viagra's 4. Levitra is the strongest (most potent), short-term, of the three. Don't know of that changes the biological effects, but it may. They're all pretty safe, so your best bet may be to ask your physician for a couple of each to see which gets you back up the best.
 
2017-03-17 08:26:40 AM  
Penus
 
2017-03-17 10:56:51 AM  
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She shows up in my bedroom, I'm not needing Viagra
 
2017-03-17 12:43:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 607x418]

She shows up in my bedroom, I'm not needing Viagra


A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. 

An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. 

In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."

"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?"

"Yes."

"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"

"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."


/ Why is Viagra like Disney World?
// You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride.
 
2017-03-17 03:47:17 PM  
Viagra is farking awesome. Tried it once (or twice...OK there or four times... goddamn... I don't know how many times.. does it matter?

Honestly, I got samples for free from my doctor just for the hell of it. I didn't have a problem but my brother in law was talking it. It's just farking awesome. It's like having a giant, porn star dick that keeps on going and going. The wife and I enjoyed it very much.

I could live without the splitting headache it causes but I was able to fark my way through the pain.
 
2017-03-17 04:24:58 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 607x418]

She shows up in my bedroom, I'm not needing Viagra


The warts are a bit of a turnoff though.
 
2017-03-17 04:37:27 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 607x418]

She shows up in my bedroom, I'm not needing Viagra


Those commercials do tend to cast biological Viagra, don't they?
 
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