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(Toronto Star)   Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary curling brush and poutine. As opposed to: Welcome to the US. Here's your complimentary frisking and deportation   ( thestar.com) divider line
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2017-03-16 11:43:43 PM  
Do not get me started on what a cock of shiate modern curling brooms are. Might as well just make the stone remote controlled.
 
2017-03-17 12:04:23 AM  

Ghastly: Do not get me started on what a cock of shiate modern curling brooms are. Might as well just make the stone remote controlled.


www.thecomedynetwork.ca
 
2017-03-17 12:05:49 AM  

Ghastly: Do not get me started on what a cock of shiate modern curling brooms are. Might as well just make the stone remote controlled.


What, did you get splinters?
 
2017-03-17 12:58:42 AM  
Organization aims to give government-sponsored refugees support in their new community

Let's not pretend it's a welcome mat.
 
2017-03-17 01:03:21 AM  
I'd consider taking my skills to Toronto ( the Miami of Canadia), for some quality poutine. Instead of the curls no brush, just heap on more fries.
 
2017-03-17 01:04:20 AM  

iron_city_ap: I'd consider taking my skills to Toronto ( the Miami of Canadia), for some quality poutine. Instead of the curls no brush, just heap on more fries.


Curling brush. Goddamned autocorrect and proof reading laziness.
 
2017-03-17 09:14:09 AM  
I did not read that as curling brush and poutine.
 
2017-03-17 09:20:54 AM  
It's a broom.

Ghastly: Do not get me started on what a cock of shiate modern curling brooms are. Might as well just make the stone remote controlled.


I learned with a corn broom and sliding without support. I can slide out with the rock on my right hand while flipping the bird or holding a beer with my left. It's a handy skill.
 
2017-03-17 11:40:04 AM  

morg: Ghastly: Do not get me started on what a cock of shiate modern curling brooms are. Might as well just make the stone remote controlled.

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"What kind of backwards-ass farking pageantry is that?"
 
2017-03-17 11:52:35 AM  
I guess that's why everyone is leaving this country to go there.
 
2017-03-17 02:24:38 PM  

doubled99: I guess that's why everyone is leaving this country to go there.


I'd love to try curling.

Lucky refugees.
 
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