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(CBS News)   Cheech Marin has written a new memoir based on his recollections with Tommy Chong in the 1960s. Which is probably the reason why it only covers three pages   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Cheech Marin, Marin, Cheech & Chong, Up in Smoke, 'n' roll., Chong, 70-year-old comedy icon, east Los Angeles  
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2017-03-16 09:39:33 AM  
Dave's not here, man.
 
2017-03-16 11:24:41 AM  
Born In East L.A. (Cheech And Chong) [HD]
Youtube sFUFw1GH6ic
 
2017-03-16 12:24:56 PM  
My crazy uncle used to show me those movies when I was like five. Never gave me any weed though.
 
2017-03-16 02:22:09 PM  
Nah the rest of the pages were "re-purposed"
 
2017-03-16 02:26:24 PM  
68.media.tumblr.com

/Labrador
 
2017-03-16 02:34:39 PM  

gopher321: Dave's not here, man.


OMFG, someone besides me plays the Dave game!  Thank you!
 
2017-03-16 02:40:26 PM  

gopher321: Dave's not here, man.


Dammit.

Screw it. I'll do it anyway.


Dave was going to help him ghost write it but...
 
2017-03-16 02:41:38 PM  
I might read it.  Their early history is kinda fascinating.
 
2017-03-16 02:45:13 PM  
Cheech & Chong Police Station - LardAss
Youtube jQKzZh-ldCw
 
2017-03-16 02:50:35 PM  
far out man
 
2017-03-16 02:59:54 PM  
No, don't take those.
 
2017-03-16 03:05:19 PM  
If weed is so terrible and dangerous, shouldn't Cheech and Chong and Willie Nelson be dead by now? They have had careers longer than I have been alive, and according to my 20 something kids, I am no spring chicken.
 
2017-03-16 03:08:30 PM  
Waaasssappening?

/find him really entertaining
 
2017-03-16 03:11:17 PM  
Cheech killed it in Ghostbusters.

/Better late than never
 
2017-03-16 03:26:35 PM  
One very warm and sunny evening in LA, me and a friend were tripping balls on the Sunset Strip. We were following Cheech, but didn't know it was him. But we knew he was somebody because the most smoking hot, drop-dead gorgeous beauties God ever put here on this earth kept walking past him, nodding, smiling, and trying to get his attention. We were basically specks of lint in the game of life. He turned around, looked at us, smiled, and gave us a look like, "life is farking good". He could have had any one of them, but just enjoyed the attention - didn't need to touch them.
 
2017-03-16 03:26:39 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-16 03:30:12 PM  
"Can I see your license?  Uh....isn't it on the back of the car?"

/40 years later and I still laugh hard at that line...
 
2017-03-16 03:36:11 PM  

Farkomatic: One very warm and sunny evening in LA, me and a friend were tripping balls on the Sunset Strip. We were following Cheech, but didn't know it was him. But we knew he was somebody because the most smoking hot, drop-dead gorgeous beauties God ever put here on this earth kept walking past him, nodding, smiling, and trying to get his attention. We were basically specks of lint in the game of life. He turned around, looked at us, smiled, and gave us a look like, "life is farking good". He could have had any one of them, but just enjoyed the attention - didn't need to touch them.


CSB
 
2017-03-16 03:50:35 PM  
It looks like he narrates the Audible version as well.  Just used up one of my credits to add it to my library.
 
2017-03-16 04:03:00 PM  
C'mon, guys.
Show a little class.

Class?
Class?
CLASS?


SHUTUP!
 
2017-03-16 04:06:30 PM  

vudukungfu: C'mon, guys.
Show a little class.

Class?
Class?
CLASS?


SHUTUP!


Thank you.
 
2017-03-16 04:22:33 PM  
My best friend and I took my mother to go see them live in the late 70s. Star Wars was still a thing and they did the Queer Wars routine, complete with dildos that they had to roll a condom off of (gotta take the safety off). Hilarious all the way through, and my mother just cracked up. She was a very cool mother
 
2017-03-16 05:02:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-16 05:29:34 PM  
excerpt:
Page one
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Page 2
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
 
2017-03-16 05:31:14 PM  

Hobodeluxe: excerpt:
Page one
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Page 2
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore


Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging out in front of the drugstore.
 
2017-03-16 05:38:25 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: Hobodeluxe: excerpt:
Page one
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Page 2
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging out in front of the drugstore.


nice follow up. I was wondering if anyone would take the cue.
 
2017-03-16 05:46:48 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Non Sequitur Man: Hobodeluxe: excerpt:
Page one
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Page 2
I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore

Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging out in front of the drugstore.

nice follow up. I was wondering if anyone would take the cue.


Yeah man. Those routines are burned into my psyche. Apparently I was a stoner before I was a stoner.
 
2017-03-16 06:20:22 PM  
A couple of years ago, I took the family to a local Triple-A baseball game.  During the game they'd locate folks in the stands that looked like celebrities, displaying the fan and the celebrity photo side-by-side on the scoreboard.  Some were kinda close, most were not.

At one point they zoomed in on two guys and put their images next to Cheech and Chong's photo.  My god, they were dead ringers for each other!  Come to find that C&C were in town to do a stint at a local Casino and they decided to kill some time by taking in a ball game.

I went to a ballgame at the same time that Cheech and Chong were there...My Lame Claim to Fame.
 
2017-03-16 06:23:18 PM  

EasilyDistracted: A couple of years ago, I took the family to a local Triple-A baseball game.  During the game they'd locate folks in the stands that looked like celebrities, displaying the fan and the celebrity photo side-by-side on the scoreboard.  Some were kinda close, most were not.

At one point they zoomed in on two guys and put their images next to Cheech and Chong's photo.  My god, they were dead ringers for each other!  Come to find that C&C were in town to do a stint at a local Casino and they decided to kill some time by taking in a ball game.

I went to a ballgame at the same time that Cheech and Chong were there...My Lame Claim to Fame.


Not lame at all, very cool indeed
 
2017-03-16 06:25:26 PM  
My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live...
 
2017-03-16 06:36:35 PM  
Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
Youtube VJW67QN24SA
 
2017-03-16 07:31:27 PM  
...I almost broke my NECK, man..!

It is impossible for me to hear that line and not laugh.
 
2017-03-16 10:37:54 PM  
Fuck Me Alex
Youtube yugqNgJJB5M

NSFW
 
2017-03-16 11:05:58 PM  
Oh man, it's a cloudburst!
 
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