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(New Musical Express)   Patrick Stewart admits to having bonged where no man has bonged before   ( nme.com) divider line
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2017-03-16 08:48:49 AM  
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2017-03-16 09:27:34 AM  
No, everyone's bonged subby's mom.
 
2017-03-16 09:37:50 AM  
This is exactly how I ingest my medical! I use oral oils, that we make with coconut oil from whole buds and infused ointments. I use the ointment on my knee, incidentally with extremely high CBD. The difference is like Night and day. Before I used Cannabis, I was on hydromorph contin and dilaudid. This January, I took 200 tablets of the hydromorph contin and threw them away. I'm now on Tylenol 4 and recently reduced by a half a tablet. I hope to be completely off by the summertime.

Incidentally, I got off the muscle relaxants and lorazepam I was taking last year. Plus I was able to cut my Blood pressure medicine in half.

I'm pretty pleased with the results, save a serious case of the munchies every once in a while.
 
2017-03-16 11:16:58 AM  
Good for him and I'm happy to hear it's working for him.
 
2017-03-16 11:28:12 AM  
Bake it so.
 
2017-03-16 11:29:53 AM  
I hope I never meet him in real life.  He seems like the coolest guy ever and I don't want that idea ruined.
 
2017-03-16 11:31:01 AM  
Can those replicators make brand-name products...like Cheetos and Funyons? Or will they just make generic 'cheese puffs' and the like?
 
2017-03-16 11:32:41 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Can those replicators make brand-name products...like Cheetos and Funyons? Or will they just make generic 'cheese puffs' and the like?


They wouldn't bother with packaging, that's for sure.
 
2017-03-16 11:34:29 AM  

mjbok: I hope I never meet him in real life.  He seems like the coolest guy ever and I don't want that idea ruined.


Everything I've read indicates he's wonderful with fans.
 
2017-03-16 11:41:32 AM  

Khellendros: mjbok: I hope I never meet him in real life.  He seems like the coolest guy ever and I don't want that idea ruined.

Everything I've read indicates he's wonderful with fans.


I met Tom Baker when I was 13.  Total dick.  2, 5, and 6 were cool, though.
 
2017-03-16 11:48:22 AM  
I don't get high all that much anymore but I would totally smoke out with Sir Patrick
 
2017-03-16 11:52:10 AM  

mjbok: Khellendros: mjbok: I hope I never meet him in real life.  He seems like the coolest guy ever and I don't want that idea ruined.

Everything I've read indicates he's wonderful with fans.

I met Tom Baker when I was 13.  Total dick.  2, 5, and 6 were cool, though.


I did a PhD with Tom Baker.

/not that Tom Baker
//didn't finish
 
2017-03-16 11:54:28 AM  
Dude was assimilated by the Borg. How would YOU treat that?

"Woah, Number One... I can totally see through my hand!"

"You're being transported, sir..."

"Far out!"
 
2017-03-16 11:57:31 AM  
"There are four blunts!"
 
2017-03-16 12:16:41 PM  
1) Announce you are becoming a US citizen to oppose Donald Trump.
2) Announce you use marijuana at the same time the new AG indicates he is going to go after marijuana users.
3) ?????
4) THERE ARE FOUR ICE AGENTS at Sir Patrick's door!
 
2017-03-16 12:22:34 PM  
 
2017-03-16 01:04:27 PM  
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2017-03-16 01:21:29 PM  
One of the few celebrities that in my opinion actually deserves the respect and admiration commonly given them. Never heard a negative thing about the man. Besides I have mad respect for anyone willing to foster a former dog fight ring pit.

Can we nuke the entire Kardashian clan and just clone this guy a dozen times?
 
2017-03-16 01:25:52 PM  

Luse: One of the few celebrities that in my opinion actually deserves the respect and admiration commonly given them. Never heard a negative thing about the man. Besides I have mad respect for anyone willing to foster a former dog fight ring pit.

Can we nuke the entire Kardashian clan and just clone this guy a dozen times?


It's been done.  Didn't work out so well.
 
2017-03-16 01:30:58 PM  
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Harold and Kumar at White Castle.
 
2017-03-16 01:31:41 PM  
I'm glad this is working for him but all I got from that was he thought he was circumcised most his life. WTF?
 
2017-03-16 01:48:31 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x331]


I think it was the episode 'Relics', but there was a cold open to one episode where Riker was relieving Data of the night shift. Data's briefing mentioned "a minor injury incurred in exobiology at 04:20."
 
2017-03-16 01:49:17 PM  

Ambivalence: No, everyone's bonged subby's mom.


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2017-03-16 02:45:12 PM  
Heh, Captain Pot-card
 
2017-03-16 02:46:10 PM  

Snapper Carr: I don't get high all that much anymore but I would totally smoke out with Sir Patrick


That would be the coolest thing ever.
 
2017-03-16 02:58:25 PM  
I use the ointment for my arthritis and it has changed my
Life.someone said it's all in my head.I say whatever.
 
2017-03-16 03:08:45 PM  
He deserves an Oscar for Logan.
 
2017-03-16 03:13:33 PM  

foo monkey: He deserves an Oscar for Logan.


That movie should be up for several major ones, best picture included.  It was damn near flawless and there were times you forgot it was a comic book movie.
 
2017-03-16 03:19:19 PM  

Flappyhead: foo monkey: He deserves an Oscar for Logan.

That movie should be up for several major ones, best picture included.  It was damn near flawless and there were times you forgot it was a comic book movie.


It was okay.  Too long imho.
 
2017-03-16 03:48:04 PM  

mjbok: Flappyhead: foo monkey: He deserves an Oscar for Logan.

That movie should be up for several major ones, best picture included.  It was damn near flawless and there were times you forgot it was a comic book movie.

It was okay.  Too long imho.


Logan is a very good movie that if it had about fifteen minutes of editing may have become a great movie. But it's also a very sad film and it's not one I'd want to watch again - not in the theater anyway.

/Poor Logan
 
2017-03-16 03:53:16 PM  

browneye: mjbok: Flappyhead: foo monkey: He deserves an Oscar for Logan.

That movie should be up for several major ones, best picture included.  It was damn near flawless and there were times you forgot it was a comic book movie.

It was okay.  Too long imho.

Logan is a very good movie that if it had about fifteen minutes of editing may have become a great movie. But it's also a very sad film and it's not one I'd want to watch again - not in the theater anyway.

/Poor Logan


I thought it was okay, but thought some of the dialogue felt forced to earn that R, especially from Xavier.
 
2017-03-16 03:57:30 PM  
Must be lobbying for an Oscar from Logan. He's trying so hard to be cool and hip.
 
2017-03-16 04:13:58 PM  

Trik: Must be lobbying for an Oscar from Logan. He's trying so hard to be cool and hip.


Or maybe he's just being the same guy he's been for years?
 
2017-03-16 04:22:05 PM  

browneye: mjbok: Flappyhead: foo monkey: He deserves an Oscar for Logan.

That movie should be up for several major ones, best picture included.  It was damn near flawless and there were times you forgot it was a comic book movie.

It was okay.  Too long imho.

Logan is a very good movie that if it had about fifteen minutes of editing may have become a great movie. But it's also a very sad film and it's not one I'd want to watch again - not in the theater anyway.

/Poor Logan


I liked the slow parts and that it ran long.  Still, I'd watch the shiat out of a tighter edit.
 
2017-03-16 04:22:17 PM  

Khellendros: Trik: Must be lobbying for an Oscar from Logan. He's trying so hard to be cool and hip.

Or maybe he's just being the same guy he's been for years?


He isn't even waiting for his Oscar speech to attack trump. He's going to become a US citizen just to fight him. It's all to stay in the public and Oscar academy minds.
 
2017-03-16 05:41:53 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Dude was assimilated by the Borg. How would YOU treat that?

"Woah, Number One... I can totally see through my hand!"

"You're being transported, sir..."

"Far out!"


Ever been assimilated by the Borg... ON WEED?!?
 
2017-03-16 05:53:53 PM  

fusillade762: ThatBillmanGuy: Dude was assimilated by the Borg. How would YOU treat that?

"Woah, Number One... I can totally see through my hand!"

"You're being transported, sir..."

"Far out!"

Ever been assimilated by the Borg... ON WEED?!?


Wait, if you get the Queen stoned....Holy shiat!
 
2017-03-16 05:57:04 PM  

fusillade762: ThatBillmanGuy: Dude was assimilated by the Borg. How would YOU treat that?

"Woah, Number One... I can totally see through my hand!"

"You're being transported, sir..."

"Far out!"

Ever been assimilated by the Borg... ON WEED?!?


img.fark.net

"That's because you haven't been properly... stimulated yet."

*45 minutes later*

"They call them Klingons, but I've never seen them 'Kling'..."
 
2017-03-16 06:24:03 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: fusillade762: ThatBillmanGuy: Dude was assimilated by the Borg. How would YOU treat that?

"Woah, Number One... I can totally see through my hand!"

"You're being transported, sir..."

"Far out!"

Ever been assimilated by the Borg... ON WEED?!?

[img.fark.net image 850x365]

"That's because you haven't been properly... stimulated yet."

*45 minutes later*

"They call them Klingons, but I've never seen them 'Kling'..."


"Do you ever find Odo attractive when he shape-shifts into a girl?"

"No... ha ha. Nooo! NOooooo!... No."

"Me neither, I was just asking."
 
2017-03-16 06:26:48 PM  

softshoes: I'm glad this is working for him but all I got from that was he thought he was circumcised most his life. WTF?


That is the only thing I really got from this article how the Fark did he not know he wasn't circumsized did you never see another penis in his life? No woman ever brought this up to him? That article was kind of odd I figured more people would be mentioning that instead of the marijuana
 
2017-03-16 06:59:12 PM  
This is absolutely true.  I can take a vicodin and about 30 minutes later feel euphoric and numb or I can use medical marijuana and feel instant relief, euphoria and less pain, not numbness.  No addicteness, no damaged liver, no hangovers.

It's an easy choice for me.
 
2017-03-16 07:02:14 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 850x639]

Harold and Kumar at White Castle.


img.fark.net
 
2017-03-16 07:47:54 PM  

Astorix: This is exactly how I ingest my medical! I use oral oils, that we make with coconut oil from whole buds and infused ointments. I use the ointment on my knee, incidentally with extremely high CBD. The difference is like Night and day. Before I used Cannabis, I was on hydromorph contin and dilaudid. This January, I took 200 tablets of the hydromorph contin and threw them away. I'm now on Tylenol 4 and recently reduced by a half a tablet. I hope to be completely off by the summertime.

Incidentally, I got off the muscle relaxants and lorazepam I was taking last year. Plus I was able to cut my Blood pressure medicine in half.

I'm pretty pleased with the results, save a serious case of the munchies every once in a while.


Would you happen to know I could  get this oil?  Ohio aint the most cutting edge state.

I have smoked recreationally, the benefits to my arthritis are a grateful byproduct.  Excellent when it comes to pain management.

Welcome, Mr Stewart, to relief
 
2017-03-16 08:34:25 PM  

jackandwater: Astorix: This is exactly how I ingest my medical! I use oral oils, that we make with coconut oil from whole buds and infused ointments. I use the ointment on my knee, incidentally with extremely high CBD. The difference is like Night and day. Before I used Cannabis, I was on hydromorph contin and dilaudid. This January, I took 200 tablets of the hydromorph contin and threw them away. I'm now on Tylenol 4 and recently reduced by a half a tablet. I hope to be completely off by the summertime.

Incidentally, I got off the muscle relaxants and lorazepam I was taking last year. Plus I was able to cut my Blood pressure medicine in half.

I'm pretty pleased with the results, save a serious case of the munchies every once in a while.

Would you happen to know I could  get this oil?  Ohio aint the most cutting edge state.

I have smoked recreationally, the benefits to my arthritis are a grateful byproduct.  Excellent when it comes to pain management.

Welcome, Mr Stewart, to relief


Apparently Ohio just legalized it, but there are no dispensaries yet.  Highly likely they will have it when they finally open.

Reminds me, what do old people watch when they get stoned?
 
2017-03-16 10:29:57 PM  

HallsOfMandos: Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 850x639]

Harold and Kumar at White Castle.

[img.fark.net image 500x357]


Thanks.

And what's funnier is Sulu is also a botanist, and now that John Cho is playing Sulu, we know what sort of plants he has in his collection...
 
2017-03-16 10:43:41 PM  
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There are ... There are lights, okay? A bunch of lights, man, and like, I seriously couldn't tell you how many, and what's the deal with trying to get all control freaky, man?
 
2017-03-16 10:46:28 PM  

Luse: One of the few celebrities that in my opinion actually deserves the respect and admiration commonly given them. Never heard a negative thing about the man. Besides I have mad respect for anyone willing to foster a former dog fight ring pit.

Can we nuke the entire Kardashian clan and just clone this guy a dozen times?


vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net

You know who ELSE wanted to nuke the entire Kardashian clan?
 
2017-03-16 10:47:29 PM  

Luse: One of the few celebrities that in my opinion actually deserves the respect and admiration commonly given them. Never heard a negative thing about the man. Besides I have mad respect for anyone willing to foster a former dog fight ring pit.

Can we nuke the entire Kardashian clan and just clone this guy a dozen times?


www.startrek.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2017-03-16 11:56:13 PM  

softshoes: I'm glad this is working for him but all I got from that was he thought he was circumcised most his life. WTF?


He really cocked that one up.
 
2017-03-17 12:41:54 AM  

Old Smokie: jackandwater: Astorix: This is exactly how I ingest my medical! I use oral oils, that we make with coconut oil from whole buds and infused ointments. I use the ointment on my knee, incidentally with extremely high CBD. The difference is like Night and day. Before I used Cannabis, I was on hydromorph contin and dilaudid. This January, I took 200 tablets of the hydromorph contin and threw them away. I'm now on Tylenol 4 and recently reduced by a half a tablet. I hope to be completely off by the summertime.

Incidentally, I got off the muscle relaxants and lorazepam I was taking last year. Plus I was able to cut my Blood pressure medicine in half.

I'm pretty pleased with the results, save a serious case of the munchies every once in a while.

Would you happen to know I could  get this oil?  Ohio aint the most cutting edge state.

I have smoked recreationally, the benefits to my arthritis are a grateful byproduct.  Excellent when it comes to pain management.

Welcome, Mr Stewart, to relief

Apparently Ohio just legalized it, but there are no dispensaries yet.  Highly likely they will have it when they finally open.

Reminds me, what do old people watch when they get stoned?


Myself I like to kick back and listen to some old school Motown and R&B.
 
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