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(The Runner Sports)   After seeing Joe Mixon rise in the NFL Draft Projections, Michigan's Jourdan Lewis decided to have a melee with his girlfriend   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Assault, ann arbor police, Lewis, Jourdan Lewis, National Football League, Police, Ann Arbor, Detective  
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532 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Mar 2017 at 8:36 PM (31 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-03-15 08:25:06 PM  
Sheesh, this is suddenly happening in all sports across the board, it seems. Arrested developement indeed.
2017-03-15 08:50:12 PM  
The headline made me slap myself silly.
2017-03-15 08:59:38 PM  
Ezekiel Elliott approves of these women abusing shenanigans
2017-03-16 04:17:52 AM  

women like to lie
2017-03-16 08:13:35 AM  
On the good side, at least he didn't assault an Ohio State fan after an annual loss to his betters which was then somehow not punished in another example of integrity Michigan fans love to go on and on about.

2017-03-16 08:29:02 AM  
FTFA: "It wasn't clear to the officers (Wednesday morning) if there was an assault, or who the aggressor was," Ann Arbor police Detective Lt. Matthew Lige added.

But by all means, then, go ahead and charge him with a crime.
2017-03-16 08:38:26 AM  
"Prior to the incident, Lewis seemed to be a mid-tier draft pick. Lewis may have been a second-round pick. However, Lewis seemed destined to become a third or fourth-round selection."

It's like the writer of the article couldn't decide so he just threw every possibility in there. Choose your own adventure!
2017-03-16 09:08:34 AM  
Details seem to be scarce at this point. It is possible no crime occurred.

However, if they didn't charge him and it turned out he DID commit domestic violence, people would be in an uproar about a star football player getting preferential treatment.
2017-03-16 02:54:26 PM  
He was just practicing his Woody Hayes impression.
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