OgreMagi: Alcohol helps me remember that I am devilishly handsome and can dance.
gunsmack: OgreMagi: Alcohol helps me remember that I am devilishly handsome and can dance.It makes me remember that everyone wants to hear a drunken Boomtown Rats karaoke.
Iamos: As I recall alcohol is a state-dependent learning drug, so if you want clear access to those memories, you need to drink on the witness stand.
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