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(Deadspin)   Is there a better way to congratulate a teammate on scoring a game winning goal than a punch to the face?   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, 2009 NHL Entry Draft, National Hockey League, New York Islanders, teammate Jason Chimera, John Tavares, New York, 2008 NHL Entry Draft, 2001 NHL Entry Draft  
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2017-03-15 08:30:18 AM  
A punch to the balls?
2017-03-15 08:57:34 AM  
A kick to the ba-

Ambivalence: A punch to the balls?

2017-03-15 08:57:48 AM  
Bang his wife?
2017-03-15 09:09:16 AM  
STD's in the locker room?
2017-03-15 09:11:11 AM  
It's time to put an end to the NHL and its thug culture! Kids look up to them as role models and furthermore and such as.
2017-03-15 10:09:13 AM  
C'mon, that was cute - watch their reactions closely.
2017-03-15 10:10:06 AM  
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
2017-03-15 10:21:48 AM  
Put a dent in his old onion bag?
2017-03-15 10:39:03 AM  
I thought an ass-grab was the standard.
2017-03-15 10:49:15 AM  
Watched video, didn't see shiat
2017-03-15 10:52:28 AM  

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2017-03-15 11:59:23 AM  
UFIA. Next question.
2017-03-15 12:58:18 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: A kick to the ba-

Ambivalence: A punch to the balls?


Eh, I was coming here to say a cup check.  Seems a popular option.
2017-03-15 01:09:17 PM  

doubled99: Watched video, didn't see shiat

Watch the second video below.  one guy jokingly pushes the other guy, other guy play jabbed (made a little contact to the noodle) with the one guy, both skate off laughing and smiling.

/nice to see teammates horsing around.
2017-03-15 01:24:46 PM  

fatalvenom: Bang his wife?

Somebody in the Maple Leafs' front office understood that reference.
2017-03-15 01:29:35 PM  
I was congratulating Charlie Bauman!
2017-03-15 01:36:10 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I thought an ass-grab was the standard.

I've never understood the whole patting another man's ass thing.  I asked a buddy who played football and he said because if you're hyped up and it is too soft, a pat on the shoulder might not be noticed.  Okay, that makes a little sense for football and hockey I guess, but men's asses get congratulatory pats in baseball and basketball too.  It is farking weird.
2017-03-15 02:07:36 PM  

fatalvenom: Bang his wife?
2017-03-15 03:48:00 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: Bang his wife?

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Well played.
2017-03-15 06:21:51 PM's been done...
2017-03-16 09:32:16 AM  
I watched the first video, and I have no idea how the hell the refs allowed the goal to stand.  Blatant interference on Ho-Sang.  I wish the refs in the NHL actually did their jobs on occasion.
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