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(Stuff.co.nz)   What do Dijon, Bacardi, Apple and Brie all have in common besides being food or drink items? Welcome to the new trend of food-based baby names   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2017-03-15 09:25:21 AM  
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"And that's the news."
 
Ant
2017-03-15 10:23:31 AM  
I'm gonna name my next kid Grilled Cheese.
 
2017-03-15 11:16:59 AM  
Here's my son Ramen. My daughter Okra.
 
2017-03-15 11:29:36 AM  
I knew a Brie In Middle School (86ish)... Remember that was in the days of Cricket being popular.  Lots of soap opera names.
 
2017-03-15 11:30:52 AM  
When I hear the word "brie," this is what I think of now.

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2017-03-15 11:33:30 AM  
Still no Barnold?
 
2017-03-15 11:34:05 AM  
Beef Supreme.

/Idiocracy is here now in every other sphere of life.
 
2017-03-15 11:34:24 AM  
My kid is named Grey Poupon.
 
2017-03-15 11:43:09 AM  
Deli-oris?

/Got nothing
 
2017-03-15 11:43:19 AM  
If you're going to do that, just be a kind parent and drown them at birth.

No, that's totally wrong.  I happen to think it's really really stupid, but it's your kid, form them how you wish.

I will still think you are stupid parent(s), and your child will be teased mercilessly, but hey, go on wif yer bad sef.
 
2017-03-15 11:45:27 AM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: When I hear the word "brie," this is what I think of now.

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2017-03-15 11:58:50 AM  
Dijon?  Pfffft.  My next kid's gonna be named Grey Poupon.
 
2017-03-15 12:03:19 PM  

foo monkey: RoomFullOfMonkeys: When I hear the word "brie," this is what I think of now.

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"We don't sexualize Annie" is definitely one of the stupidest things ever said. Though that wasn't the exact line, but yeah.
 
2017-03-15 12:05:48 PM  
This is Spam Anderson, reporting.
Back to the studio.
 
2017-03-15 12:05:50 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Still no Barnold?


Just lots of Borts.
 
2017-03-15 12:09:03 PM  
But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.
 
2017-03-15 12:19:53 PM  
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2017-03-15 12:22:28 PM  

eltejon: But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.


My son- Boy-ar-dee, the chef, agrees.
 
2017-03-15 12:23:18 PM  
Actually, you could probably BS your way into a PhD in sociology studying how social networking use drives people to seek individuality. That leads to hipsters and kids named non-names.
 
2017-03-15 12:27:23 PM  
Does this mean I am trendy because I named my boy Turducken?
 
2017-03-15 12:28:50 PM  

Saiga410: Does this mean I am trendy because I named my boy Turducken?


"Turd" for short.
 
2017-03-15 12:29:00 PM  
I heard of a couple of Brie before
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2017-03-15 12:30:53 PM  
Laugh now, but when my son becomes Supreme Emperor of Earth, you shall all bow before the mighty Galactose!
 
2017-03-15 12:33:44 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Saiga410: Does this mean I am trendy because I named my boy Turducken?

"Turd" for short.


It's a funny name.
 
2017-03-15 12:38:44 PM  
Proud father of Tiberius.
 
2017-03-15 12:39:49 PM  

comhcinc: I heard of a couple of Brie before
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Does that XFL cheerleader action figure come with herpes sore accessory? Looks like it does.
 
2017-03-15 12:40:59 PM  

Nexzus: Proud father of Tiberius.


Tiberius you say?

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2017-03-15 12:41:17 PM  

bloobeary: This is Spam Anderson, reporting.
Back to the studio.


And now with fashion news, from Paris, Dijon Camembert.
 
2017-03-15 12:42:25 PM  

Psychopusher: eltejon: But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.

My son- Boy-ar-dee, the chef, agrees.


My nephew, Jeff Boyardee, agrees with both of you.
 
2017-03-15 12:51:41 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Dijon?  Pfffft.  My next kid's gonna be named Grey Poupon.


That sounds good
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2017-03-15 12:53:13 PM  

Psychopusher: eltejon: But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.

My son- Boy-ar-dee, the chef, agrees.


Unlike Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker, Chef Boyardee was real.  His name was Hector Boiardi, and the marketing people changed the spelling on the packages so people would know how to pronounce it.  He'd been executive chef at the Greenbriar Resort before moving to packaged foods.
 
2017-03-15 12:58:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: comhcinc: I heard of a couple of Brie before
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Does that XFL cheerleader action figure come with herpes sore accessory? Looks like it does.


You have the power to diagnosis a person with herpes just by a photoshopped picture?

Amazing!
 
2017-03-15 12:59:40 PM  
I met a terrible dogowner who named it Bacardi. It's like, I wonder if you naming the dog after cheap booze and treating it like an inconvenient lifestyle accessory are related?
 
2017-03-15 01:08:52 PM  
Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
 
2017-03-15 01:22:52 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Saiga410: Does this mean I am trendy because I named my boy Turducken?

"Turd" for short.


"MAAAAARGE!!!  That little shiat is getting into trouble again!!"
 
2017-03-15 01:28:01 PM  
Gruel McPherson.
 
2017-03-15 02:04:22 PM  

comhcinc: mongbiohazard: comhcinc: I heard of a couple of Brie before
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Does that XFL cheerleader action figure come with herpes sore accessory? Looks like it does.

You have the power to diagnosis a person with herpes just by a photoshopped picture?

Amazing!


Worst.
X-man.
Ever.
 
2017-03-15 02:10:06 PM  
My hobby is talking about the horrible names or stupid spellings we will give our never to be born children in public when we are around pregnant couples in hopes that they will steal the name and maybe one day we can laugh at the result.   Its a joke with a long set up time but I hope to have it paying dividends by the I'm in my angry twilight years.

Can't wait to point and laugh at little Klantsy, Bwn (Boon) and Johndice some day.
 
2017-03-15 02:20:17 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Psychopusher: eltejon: But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.

My son- Boy-ar-dee, the chef, agrees.

Unlike Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker, Chef Boyardee was real.  His name was Hector Boiardi, and the marketing people changed the spelling on the packages so people would know how to pronounce it.  He'd been executive chef at the Greenbriar Resort before moving to packaged foods.


The whitewashing of the greatest name in canned pasta not fit for human consumption is an outrage!
 
2017-03-15 02:21:35 PM  

comhcinc: mongbiohazard: comhcinc: I heard of a couple of Brie before
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Does that XFL cheerleader action figure come with herpes sore accessory? Looks like it does.

You have the power to diagnosis a person with herpes just by a photoshopped picture?

Amazing!


My penis can detect early warning signs of cervical cancer.  It just has to be in physical contact with the area.

/someone, somewhere has used this as a line
 
2017-03-15 02:22:18 PM  
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2017-03-15 02:23:04 PM  
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2017-03-15 02:27:29 PM  

AquaTatanka: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Psychopusher: eltejon: But you know, this might be better than more Aidens, Calebs, Jacksons, Hunters, et. al.

My son- Boy-ar-dee, the chef, agrees.

Unlike Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker, Chef Boyardee was real.  His name was Hector Boiardi, and the marketing people changed the spelling on the packages so people would know how to pronounce it.  He'd been executive chef at the Greenbriar Resort before moving to packaged foods.

The whitewashing of the greatest name in canned pasta not fit for human consumption is an outrage!


In Mr. Boiardi's defense, he owned a popular Italian restaurant. His pasta dishes were so popular, "customers expressed interest in learning how to make Italian dishes at home. So the Boiardis started sending people home with pasta, sauce and cheese and teaching them how to cook, heat and assemble the dishes themselves."

At least according to his niece.
"That's what got the family thinking:  'What if we started jarring our sauce and selling it? Would it sell?' That was really this germ of an idea ... that eventually turned into Chef Boyardee."


NPR interview
 
2017-03-15 02:35:38 PM  
Have you met my twins, Kale and Quinoa?
 
2017-03-15 02:47:57 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: In Mr. Boiardi's defense, he owned a popular Italian restaurant. His pasta dishes were so popular, "customers expressed interest in learning how to make Italian dishes at home. So the Boiardis started sending people home with pasta, sauce and cheese and teaching them how to cook, heat and assemble the dishes themselves."

At least according to his niece.
"That's what got the family thinking: 'What if we started jarring our sauce and selling it? Would it sell?' That was really this germ of an idea ... that eventually turned into Chef Boyardee."


I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that what exists as tinned "pasta" today is utterly nothing like what they served at their restaurant -- or even the sauce they ended up putting in jars.
 
2017-03-15 04:13:41 PM  
These are the kids, hot, sour, and soup. They already have modelling gigs lined up and they are not even out of nappies!
 
2017-03-15 04:36:01 PM  

bighairyguy: Have you met my twins, Kale and Quinoa?


My best man's name is Kale.

I kid you not.
 
2017-03-15 05:46:00 PM  
I've heard Brie as a nickname on occasion.

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2017-03-15 06:26:00 PM  

amyldoanitrite: Laugh now, but when my son becomes Supreme Emperor of Earth, you shall all bow before the mighty Galactose!


will he be intolerant, is the question
 
2017-03-15 08:10:38 PM  

Ball of Confusion: amyldoanitrite: Laugh now, but when my son becomes Supreme Emperor of Earth, you shall all bow before the mighty Galactose!

will he be intolerant, is the question


Hmm.... Maybe yes, may Beano.
 
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