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(Marketwatch)   Stocks have a 91% chance of rising during the NCAA basketball tournament. It's an investor's March Madness   ( divider line
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266 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Mar 2017 at 10:18 PM (30 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-03-14 07:30:21 PM  
Because a few percent put their tax returns in their various investment vehicles.
2017-03-14 10:22:11 PM  

wildcardjack: Because a few percent put their tax returns in their various investment vehicles.
2017-03-15 03:24:08 AM  
Yet this certainly has nothing to do with office productivity being at an all-time high during the tourney.
2017-03-15 03:40:27 AM  
Since stocks tend to go up more often than down, don't they have a good chance of rising during any randomly chosen event?
2017-03-15 06:33:06 AM
That Mason is just SICK!
2017-03-15 12:15:56 PM  
Yep, keep trying to time that market.
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