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(Bleacher Report)   Brazilian goalkeeper signed to two year contract after release from prison for HOLY CRAP   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Violence, goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes, Clube de Regatas do Flamengo, Boa Esporte, highly rated goalkeeper, Jones Featured Columnist, Brazil, Brazilian Cup match  
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2017-03-14 01:46:07 PM  
Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.
 
2017-03-14 01:57:47 PM  

Cewley: Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.


Getting close to politics-level justification here.
 
2017-03-14 02:02:42 PM  
Intrigued

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2017-03-14 02:05:58 PM  
At least he fed his dogs.

/ducks and runs
 
2017-03-14 02:16:03 PM  
"The court heard how he conspired with friends who tortured and strangled the model, then disposed of the body by feeding it to the footballer's Rottweilers," noted Watts. Bruno has admitted his role in the plot.

Christ... For some reason I'm wondering if he spent the time the dogs were eating her saying "who's a good dog?"

Cewley: Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.


You'd think his new team would be full of good sports...

/Boa Esporte is Portuguese for good sport
 
2017-03-14 02:43:45 PM  
Boa Esporte signed him?

So I guess he choked her?
 
2017-03-14 02:48:48 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: At least he fed his dogs.

/ducks and runs


So I guess there are some who would say that, as far as outcast sports figures go, he's not even as bad as Michael Vick, huh?
 
2017-03-14 03:15:38 PM  
That's a lot of...  nevermind.
 
2017-03-14 03:31:21 PM  
Sounds like me playing Rimworld
 
2017-03-14 03:31:53 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Boa Esporte signed him?

So I guess he choked her?


Don't know if you RTFA but yes, he strangled her.
 
2017-03-14 03:34:20 PM  

largedon: Sounds like me playing Rimworld


depends if he has a girlfriend skin cowboy hat somewhere
 
2017-03-14 03:36:07 PM  

dywed88: ToastmasterGeneral: Boa Esporte signed him?

So I guess he choked her?

Don't know if you RTFA but yes, he strangled her.


I did.  I was (trying to) making a Boa constrictor / strangling joke.
 
2017-03-14 03:38:36 PM  
I know for a fact that the American justice/prison system is horribly flawed for myriad reasons, but not in the "appropriate sentence for someone that murdered his GF and fed her body to dogs department".
 
2017-03-14 03:44:01 PM  
0_o
 
2017-03-14 03:45:28 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: dywed88: ToastmasterGeneral: Boa Esporte signed him?

So I guess he choked her?

Don't know if you RTFA but yes, he strangled her.

I did.  I was (trying to) making a Boa constrictor / strangling joke.


I know the joke. And you can still make it without knowing it is accurate or not. Just thought you would appreciate the confirmation if you hadn't read the article in full.
 
2017-03-14 03:50:28 PM  

dywed88: ToastmasterGeneral: dywed88: ToastmasterGeneral: Boa Esporte signed him?

So I guess he choked her?

Don't know if you RTFA but yes, he strangled her.

I did.  I was (trying to) making a Boa constrictor / strangling joke.

I know the joke. And you can still make it without knowing it is accurate or not. Just thought you would appreciate the confirmation if you hadn't read the article in full.


Indeed I do!

I was set to make the joke as soon as I read "Boa."  Seeing "tortured and strangled" in the article was just the icing on the cake.

/Well, not so much for that lady or her poor daughter.  But for humor's sake, delicious cake.
 
2017-03-14 03:50:45 PM  
Way more action off the field in soccer.
 
2017-03-14 03:53:55 PM  
I just don't get it. It would make sense if he was a proven goal scorer, sure, but a goalie?
 
2017-03-14 03:58:37 PM  

Cewley: Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.


We've got animal abusers, murders and venerated kiddy diddlers and possibly slavery or something for the next world cup.  I'm not sure how they'd sink lower.
 
2017-03-14 04:04:32 PM  
Finally, Hope Solo has a hero.
 
2017-03-14 04:22:32 PM  
All the class of Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez and Michael Vick rolled up into one package.
 
2017-03-14 04:24:30 PM  

drewsclues: I know for a fact that the American justice/prison system is horribly flawed for myriad reasons, but not in the "appropriate sentence for someone that murdered his GF and fed her body to dogs department".


This.  I don't want to know what the guys serving 8 years did.
 
2017-03-14 04:49:13 PM  
"Heh - I nicknamed her 'Beggin' Strips', well, because she stripped and, at the end, well, she was begging."
 
2017-03-14 04:49:39 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: drewsclues: I know for a fact that the American justice/prison system is horribly flawed for myriad reasons, but not in the "appropriate sentence for someone that murdered his GF and fed her body to dogs department".

This.  I don't want to know what the guys serving 8 years did.


the guy was essentially released on bail pending appeal. I don't know what the appeal was or if it is reasonably likely to succeed, but if his conviction is upheld he will go back to jail.
 
2017-03-14 04:50:21 PM  

BMFPitt: All the class of Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez and Michael Vick rolled up into one package.


This - by their douchebagginess combined, he became Capitão Rottweiler.
 
2017-03-14 04:51:22 PM  
Can you imagine being his teammate?   You would just look at him and think, man this guy chopped up a girl and fed her to his dogs.  Pass to me!   Over here!  Nice stop man!
 
2017-03-14 04:52:00 PM  
Who says convicts can't get jobs?
 
2017-03-14 04:53:42 PM  
He must be like, a ridiculously good soccer goalie.
 
2017-03-14 05:25:20 PM  

Paris1127: "The court heard how he conspired with friends who tortured and strangled the model, then disposed of the body by feeding it to the footballer's Rottweilers," noted Watts. Bruno has admitted his role in the plot.

Christ... For some reason I'm wondering if he spent the time the dogs were eating her saying "who's a good dog?"

Cewley: Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.

You'd think his new team would be full of good sports...

/Boa Esporte is Portuguese for good sport


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2017-03-14 05:54:48 PM  
The feeding a corpse to dogs thing might stop him from starting at QB for Florida State.  Maybe.
 
2017-03-14 06:04:42 PM  
Sometimes 22 years should be 22 years.  7 is a touch light for torture, murder, and dog-feeding.
 
2017-03-14 06:29:52 PM  

cefm: Sometimes 22 years should be 22 years.  7 is a touch light for torture, murder, and dog-feeding.


Released pending an appeal. His sentence isn't over.
 
2017-03-14 06:52:05 PM  
Only 7 months for strangling my ex wife and feeding her to dogs? Where do I sign up?
 
2017-03-14 07:22:05 PM  
In Brazil if you commit murder you'll be back in goal as soon as you're out of prison.
In England you get a lifetime ban for eating a pie.
 
2017-03-14 07:31:16 PM  
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2017-03-14 08:16:54 PM  

Gordon Bennett: In Brazil if you commit murder you'll be back in goal as soon as you're out of prison.
In England you get a lifetime ban for eating a pie.


But it's about integrity in sports betting!! (Ignore the fact that if he DIDN'T eat that pie then he'd be effecting the outcome of the bet, too)
 
2017-03-14 10:28:53 PM  

BMFPitt: [img.fark.net image 702x842]


dammit I wanted to make the Ramsay Bolton joke.
 
2017-03-15 09:02:27 AM  
What's with using "have" instead of "has" to denote possession by a singular entity?
 
2017-03-15 09:23:02 AM  
Every sponsor of the club has told them to rescind the contract offer or they will all rescind their sponsorships. Money talks and Brazilian clubs don't have all that much money. He won't be there long.
 
2017-03-15 10:54:18 AM  

JDJoeE: Cewley: Just when you think "sports" can't sink any lower.

We've got animal abusers, murders and venerated kiddy diddlers and possibly slavery or something for the next world cup.  I'm not sure how they'd sink lower.


At least they don't play for Danny Snyder.
 
2017-03-15 12:23:37 PM  
Give him a break. Who among us hasn't chopped up a girlfriend and fed her to our dogs.
 
2017-03-15 05:34:55 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2017-03-16 12:42:19 AM  
This guy needs a FIFA permaban or something. He deserves it.
 
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