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(MSNBC)   Evicted 600-pound woman removed from her apartment by six ambulance attendants holding Big Macs out in front of her   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 391
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2004-05-12 01:18:05 PM  
Dig the port-o-potty nearby and the triangle thingy to pull herself up. I, for one, wouldn't want to be anywhere near that apartment when she decides to pinch a loaf.

 
2004-05-12 01:22:10 PM  
GIS for 'fat chick':

 
2004-05-12 01:26:24 PM  
My heart just aches for this poor, poor woman, who is obviously suffering at the hands of society, as opposed to the shoving of large amounts KFC down her throat daily. Poor thing.
 
2004-05-12 01:26:41 PM  
she had a boyfriend?
 
2004-05-12 01:37:25 PM  
i bet she has pretty face underneath all that flab. In fact there are probably two or three pretty faces stuck underneath her.

/i just made that up
 
2004-05-12 01:37:29 PM  
He's stuck on her. No really, he's stuck between the flaps of the sweaty and sticky third fold of her left "spare tires."
 
2004-05-12 01:51:32 PM  
She lost 100 lbs in the past few months? Go Atkins Diet!
/got nothin
 
2004-05-12 01:56:27 PM  
Did she wash herself with a rag on stick ?
 
2004-05-12 01:57:06 PM  
"Vargas said there is a kitchen in her apartment that has never been used."

Well, now we know where her disability check goes. I'm guessing lots of pizza, or any place that delivers. Someone please clarify, is she wearing a blanket?


/waiting for the "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick" comment that is all but certain to appear soon.
 
2004-05-12 01:58:31 PM  
Brian Wilson's sister?
 
2004-05-12 01:58:33 PM  
Dam, I took too long to post. I knew it would happen though.
 
2004-05-12 02:16:30 PM  
That's a pretty nice apartment compared to the rat-infested caves I lived in during/just after college.

That's it, cancel my appointments! I'm goin' onna da welfare! Yeehaw!
 
2004-05-12 02:28:54 PM  
I like how people on wellfare talk about how much money they "make."
 
2004-05-12 02:30:46 PM  
Dear g-d

Martinez is so heavy, she says, she can't find clothes. Martinez uses a hospital bed but can barely stand.

She is moving because her disability checks weren't enough to cover the $850 rent.

Martinez started to gain weight about 20 years ago, when her children were born -- children now in foster care -- but she says she has lost nearly 100 pounds in the last few months.


Ok honey, you're officially a waste of public space. Time to throw her into a woodchipper for my new reality show called "Face The Consequences"
 
2004-05-12 02:32:58 PM  
Just consider how much more spacious it would appear, Unixrat, when there's not a giant woman in a giant hospital bed right in the foreground. I bet it's huge.

Is that little white thing her port-a-potty? She couldn't even put it away when she has company? Expecially company with cameras?
 
2004-05-12 02:33:55 PM  
She is probably on disability because she is so farking fat.

Usually, if someone is on disability (Social Security handout), they are also getting Section 8 housing benefits, along with Food Stamps, Medicaid (including someone to come bathe them and clean the apartment), and Public Assisstance for utilities.

Plus her kids are in Foster Care. (more tax dollars)

Might be the landlord can finally make more on the apartments as straight rentals instead of inflated Section 8 scam.

Welfare state in action folks.
 
2004-05-12 02:42:59 PM  
great headline, that is wrong yet hilarious
 
2004-05-12 02:43:40 PM  
I'm guessing she does not disclose to the goverment the income she recieves for appearances on the cover of various tabloids.

"Are you man enough? 600lb woman looking for a lover."
 
2004-05-12 02:58:06 PM  
And that picture is after she lost 100 pounds? Holy shiat, she could feed a family for a month.
 
2004-05-12 02:58:17 PM  
BBW?
 
2004-05-12 03:21:49 PM  
"Sir, you're going to have to move your van off the diving board."
 
2004-05-12 03:41:28 PM  
Das one fat byotch.

She's so fat if she wore a malcom X jacket, helicopters would try to land on her.
 
2004-05-12 03:44:11 PM  
Why, oh why do people do things like that to themselves? At what point do you finally say, "Wow, I'm a really farking disgusting piece of humanity. I need to turn my life around."

Sad, sad, sad.
 
2004-05-12 03:53:20 PM  
"Why, oh why do people do things like that to themselves?"

Natural selection to weed out the weak. Expect humans have farked that up too.
 
2004-05-12 04:25:05 PM  
She's so fat if she wore a malcom X jacket, helicopters would try to land on her.

She's so fat she orders food at a restaurant by pointing at the menu and saying, "Yes"
 
2004-05-12 04:49:38 PM  
She had a boyfriend, didn't have to deal with her kids and was getting $710 a month just for being fat; it's the new American Dream.
 
2004-05-12 05:18:28 PM  
See, she lost her boyfriend, and suddenly lost 100 pounds? What happened is she stopped having someone to bring her food. Whenever someone gets that big, I bet if people stop bringing them food, they will lose enough weight that they can get out of bed on their own eventually.
 
2004-05-12 05:21:16 PM  
Maybe her ex-boyfriend is just superhumanly endowed Big Merl.
 
2004-05-12 06:03:54 PM  
How low must your standards be to pork her? I mean, have some dignity. The only reasons she could possibly have a boyfriend are:

a. He's really obese too (but then how would sex be possible?)
b. She uses her welfare checks to support his heroin habit

I'd say b.
 
2004-05-12 06:09:48 PM  
I'd hit it!!!
 
2004-05-12 07:06:18 PM  
I'm fat. I mean, really farking fat. I mean, I believe I'm classified as morbidly obsese, or at least I was last time I checked. 6'4", 330. I make no excuses for why I'm a fatass, really, I'm lazy and I like to eat.

However, I've told my friends on multiple occasions that if I ever get to the point that I can barely walk because I'm so much of a fatass, they are to shoot me till I'm dead. Good christ. I can't ever see myself getting to that point. I fail to see how it happens. I've been fat for years, but when the hell do you get the point that you can't stand up? I don't get it.

Am I out of shape? Yes. Unable to function in society? No. I'm absolutely lost as to how you cross that line in the effing sand.
 
2004-05-12 07:57:56 PM  
Here's a thought:

Shoot her up full of really strong narcotics. Don't wake her up or feed her for a week. Put an IV in her so she doesn't dehydrate. When she wakes up, give her the Neo/Matrix treatment. It'll save society the disability money and she'll know kung-fu!
 
2004-05-12 08:04:55 PM  
You gotta put down a grip of chow to maintain that kinda chassis.

A wise man once said - "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun..."
 
2004-05-12 08:07:10 PM  
Boyfriend? Kids?
Ok...which one of you farkers hit it? Fess up.
 
2004-05-12 08:07:21 PM  
2004-05-12 07:06:18 PM Spacemarinekilla

I'm fat. I mean, really farking fat. I mean, I believe I'm classified as morbidly obsese, or at least I was last time I checked. 6'4", 330. I make no excuses for why I'm a fatass, really, I'm lazy and I like to eat.

That is probably the coolests sentence I ever read.
 
2004-05-12 08:07:56 PM  
So she used to weigh 700lbs??! I wonder what her heart looks like.
 
2004-05-12 08:08:54 PM  
I'm fat. I mean, really farking fat. I mean, I believe I'm classified as morbidly obsese, or at least I was last time I checked. 6'4", 330. I make no excuses for why I'm a fatass, really, I'm lazy and I like to eat.

/Exhibit A
 
2004-05-12 08:09:09 PM  
Roll, Roll, Roll your ass,
merrily out the door,
...
and try not to eat anymore!

Even if she just bothered to cook for herself she might lose a couple of pounds through moving.

How does she weigh herself anyway?
 
2004-05-12 08:09:32 PM  
she's soooo fat, when she walks down the street it looks like 2 volkswagons trying to pass each other on the freeway.

She's soooo fat, she got pulled over and arrested for 500 lbs of CRACK!

/there's more...anyone?
 
2004-05-12 08:10:16 PM  
Gilbert Grape, anybody?
 
2004-05-12 08:11:46 PM  
So being that fat is a disability? Lemmie guess "it's a glandular problem"

/feels awful for being 205 lbs.
 
2004-05-12 08:13:01 PM  
6'6'' 240 lbs

/fat
 
2004-05-12 08:13:40 PM  
Its sad when being too fat to move qualifies as disability.
 
2004-05-12 08:15:29 PM  
2004-05-12 02:33:55 PM jrshull

She is probably on disability because she is so farking fat.

Usually, if someone is on disability (Social Security handout), they are also getting Section 8 housing benefits, along with Food Stamps, Medicaid (including someone to come bathe them and clean the apartment), and Public Assisstance for utilities.

Plus her kids are in Foster Care. (more tax dollars)

Might be the landlord can finally make more on the apartments as straight rentals instead of inflated Section 8 scam.

Welfare state in action folks.


NOW I remember why I'm a Republican...
 
2004-05-12 08:15:30 PM  
Martinez started to gain weight about 20 years ago, when her children were born -- children now in foster care -- but she says she has lost nearly 100 pounds in the last few months.

yeah, she cut off her big toe.
 
2004-05-12 08:15:54 PM  
lost a hundred pounds??
 
2004-05-12 08:17:13 PM  
Why not a "boobies" tag? She clearly outdoes the other girls by a factor of ten...
 
2004-05-12 08:17:32 PM  
So she used to weigh 700lbs??! I wonder what her heart looks like.

An overworked ranch dressing pump.
 
2004-05-12 08:17:32 PM  
Xtremehkr


She must live near a truck stop. Yah, its a once in a few months walk.
 
2004-05-12 08:18:24 PM  
She had a boyfriend?

3 words: Ride the wave!
 
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