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(Mirror.co.uk)   Mom finds kid friendly Kamasutra guide in doctors office that features unique illistrations. "There were pictures of clowns. Do kids really need to see clown sex?"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Katherine, Birth control, Condom, mum Katherine Peck, Sex education, Clown, Evil clown, Humour  
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2017-03-14 10:36:01 AM  
Looks like she didn't find it too funny.
 
2017-03-14 10:37:24 AM  
Better they learn from books than from the clowns themselves.
 
2017-03-14 10:59:19 AM  
What a nice advertisement for that book.
 
2017-03-14 11:03:33 AM  
As if they haven't seen it before!
 
2017-03-14 11:18:32 AM  
Well would you rather it contain the Carnies?  Sometimes quality trumps quantity, lady.
 
2017-03-14 11:26:56 AM  
Do any of us?
 
2017-03-14 11:44:01 AM  
She seems a bit Peckish.
 
2017-03-14 11:57:19 AM  
I was given this book in the third grade
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And it had this inside:
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2017-03-14 12:21:59 PM  

FortyHams: Better they learn from books than from the clowns themselves.


No kidding.  Clowns are terrible at teaching that sort of thing.  I mean, so I've heard.

/Still haunted by the repeated honking of that horn.  hoo-kee ... hoo-kee ... hoo-kee hoo-kee hoo-kee, ever faster...
 
2017-03-14 12:24:54 PM  
YERGH! Why the need of a close up pic of the mom? Trying to have lunch here.
 
2017-03-14 12:29:53 PM  

netizencain: I was given this book in the third grade
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And it had this inside:
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There's also a video of it, too. I'll instead link to the RLM review of said movie for SFWness.

Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #3
Youtube 5fkjMstO-t0
 
2017-03-14 12:30:51 PM  

StopDaddy: YERGH! Why the need of a close up pic of the mom? Trying to have lunch here.


She looks like Lucy DeCoutere.
 
2017-03-14 12:31:27 PM  
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Mother shocked at finding pornographic book in doctor's office vows to boycott heathen author and the dirty liberals who buy her books
 
2017-03-14 12:31:49 PM  
Kid friendly...
Karmasutra...

Doc and author both need to have their hard drives searched.
 
2017-03-14 12:31:54 PM  
It proves that you don't have to be an artist to be an illustrator.
 
2017-03-14 12:33:36 PM  
"There were pictures of clowns. Do kids really need to see clown sex? "

Yes. Yes they do.
 
2017-03-14 12:36:13 PM  
Well... those certainly are awkward illustrations
 
2017-03-14 12:36:27 PM  
Who DOESN'T need to see clown sex?
 
2017-03-14 12:36:35 PM  

dj_bigbird: What a nice advertisement for that book.


A sex education teacher "found" it and alerted the press.

What are the odds?!
 
2017-03-14 12:38:31 PM  

Toxophil: Kid friendly...
Karmasutra...

Doc and author both need to have their hard drives searched.


Aaaand then i RTA.
Never mind.
Mom's a humorless twat.
 
2017-03-14 12:38:43 PM  
Unless you live in one of those abstinence only places by the time kids are old enough to understand what's going on they've been exposed to much more detailed descriptions and diagrams in school.
 
2017-03-14 12:38:51 PM  
I had sex at a skate park once but don't think either of us would have been coordinated enough to have sex on an actual skateboard.
 
2017-03-14 12:39:27 PM  
If she hated the book she's REALLY not going to like the movie version.
 
2017-03-14 12:40:47 PM  

Psychopusher: FortyHams: Better they learn from books than from the clowns themselves.

No kidding.  Clowns are terrible at teaching that sort of thing.  I mean, so I've heard.

/Still haunted by the repeated honking of that horn.  hoo-kee ... hoo-kee ... hoo-kee hoo-kee hoo-kee, ever faster...


A new keyboard: you owe me one.
 
2017-03-14 12:40:50 PM  
"There was a woman on a f****** space hopper. I mean. I haven't got a scooby what's going on at this point," added Katherine.

Whenever anyone at work asks me a question from now on I'm gonna answer "I haven't got a scooby"
 
2017-03-14 12:41:42 PM  
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2017-03-14 12:42:10 PM  
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2017-03-14 12:43:48 PM  
Kids have to learn where clowns come from someday.  And it's not storks with comically big feet.
 
2017-03-14 12:44:33 PM  

wxboy: And it's not storks with comically big feet.


68.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-03-14 12:44:37 PM  
Did any clowns get punched?
 
2017-03-14 12:51:41 PM  
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2017-03-14 01:01:44 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-03-14 01:02:54 PM  
Then along came you,
Now I know its true,
Naughty clowns need love too!
 
2017-03-14 01:03:39 PM  
*taste funny joke*
 
2017-03-14 01:07:19 PM  
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♫Kamasutra, kamasutra, kamasutra, kamasutra, kamasutra chameleon
You come and go, you come and go♫
 
2017-03-14 01:10:38 PM  

StopDaddy: YERGH! Why the need of a close up pic of the mom? Trying to have lunch here.


Damn those British dentists!
 
2017-03-14 01:12:05 PM  

Frank N Stein: Well... those certainly are awkward illustrations


I'll be in my bunkbed
 
2017-03-14 01:14:51 PM  
NSFW?
 
2017-03-14 01:15:46 PM  
Foobies has really gone downhill.
 
2017-03-14 01:16:12 PM  
What, no clownasutra comments yet? Y'alls be slippin.
 
2017-03-14 01:16:55 PM  
 
2017-03-14 01:18:18 PM  

Thudfark: no clownasutra comments yet?


Relax.

Have some pudding.

i.ytimg.com
 
2017-03-14 01:18:48 PM  
That lady has got a case of Crazy Eyes. Her children should be more concerned about that; next article she's in will be about how she killed then to exorcise them of evil clown spirits.
 
2017-03-14 01:20:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-14 01:24:35 PM  
As the father of a 14 year old boy with a smartphone and his own room I'm going to guess that clown sex is one of the least effed up things he's seen.
 
2017-03-14 01:31:31 PM  

skinink: Then along came you,
Now I know its true,
Naughty clowns need love too!


Samantha Fox revised for the coulrophobia crowd?
 
2017-03-14 01:32:18 PM  
Makes me think of this in a whole new light:
img.fark.net
 
2017-03-14 01:40:03 PM  
Clearly mom has never searched the deep, dark corners of YouPorn.
 
2017-03-14 01:45:43 PM  
FTA: Sex is all very well, but on a skateboard?

Mommy needs to get out more, skateboards are what all the prudes are doing it on nowadays. Mechanical bulls are where it's at.
 
2017-03-14 01:47:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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