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(Gizmodo)   Yo dawg, I heard you like smartphones   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
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2322 clicks; posted to Geek » on 14 Mar 2017 at 4:06 AM (44 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-03-14 02:03:39 AM  
I jam my phone straight up my ass. Totally stops H4x0r5.
 
2017-03-14 02:04:24 AM  
So, two screens to break now.
 
2017-03-14 04:29:57 AM  
"Have you ever been using your iPhone and found yourself wishing it was heavier and more prone to viruses?"

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2017-03-14 04:32:33 AM  
Finally something Android and iPhone fans can agree on: NOT THIS.
 
2017-03-14 04:34:07 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: "Have you ever been using your iPhone and found yourself wishing it was heavier and more prone to viruses?"

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I think the heavier descriptor is for having the second phone tied to the first one.
 
2017-03-14 06:48:51 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: "Have you ever been using your iPhone and found yourself wishing it was heavier and more prone to viruses?"

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Dear article author:  Steve Jobs is dead, man.  If you weren't aware, he was fragged by the equivalent of Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com.   With one convenient locations.

In Africa.

So your fawning is not only falling on deaf ears, it's also falling on dead ones.  If there are even any ears still on there.
 
2017-03-14 08:15:42 AM  
"In the same way that Reese's Peanut Butter cups brought together toodisparate worlds..."

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2017-03-14 08:40:05 AM  
This is the computer equivalent of putting a Mopar engine in a Ferrari.
 
2017-03-14 08:47:43 AM  
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2017-03-14 09:51:46 AM  
DjangoStonereaver

This is the computer equivalent of putting a Mopar engine in a Ferrari.

Mopar engines are less prone to starting on fire so there is that
 
2017-03-14 11:07:04 AM  
The article and comments would be much more enjoyable without the bitter fanboy wankery.
 
2017-03-14 11:37:25 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: DjangoStonereaver

This is the computer equivalent of putting a Mopar engine in a Ferrari.

Mopar engines are less prone to starting on fire so there is that


OEMs, how do they work?!
 
2017-03-14 12:04:49 PM  
It's a hardware Kickstarter project, so expect this to be delivered... well, probably never. Let's be realistic.
 
2017-03-14 02:13:41 PM  
If I can put my ID and 20$ in it instead of a crappy iphone I might just want one.
 
2017-03-14 05:26:13 PM  
Have you ever been using your iPhone and found yourself wishing it was heavier and more prone to viruses?

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/I don't care which you like better, if either
//but if you're going to be an insufferable douche about it, as is the case here, you can fark right off
 
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