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(Slate)   Let us greet this edition of Dear Prudence like Temba, his arms wide, because it was clearly written for us   ( slate.com) divider line
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2017-03-13 04:22:45 PM  
My wife of five years and I have a wonderful marriage, and I am madly in love with her. The one problem is that I have a particular fetish that she is not aware of and I can't indulge with her: I like to masturbate with other men.

Zinda, his closet sparkling.
 
2017-03-13 04:28:53 PM  
My mother-in-law is a screamer in two ways: Her habitual volume is loud, and she often viciously yells and screams in anger at her adult children.

Golbur, her jaw unhinged.
 
2017-03-13 04:52:28 PM  
My mother-in-law is a screamer in two ways: Her habitual volume is loud, and she often viciously yells and screams in anger at her adult children.

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Karl Rove, when the polls closed.
 
2017-03-13 05:02:00 PM  
I don't like being hugged, and it's only getting worse as I get older.

Bayley, her heel turned
 
2017-03-13 05:24:01 PM  
A distressing encounter with a very bean-and-cheese heavy meal ruptured that peace. It is now a farting free-for-all.

Taggart, his legs raised.
 
2017-03-13 05:32:55 PM  
oblig

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2017-03-13 05:33:25 PM  
talaq talaq talaq

All of them. Jeesh
 
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2017-03-13 05:58:32 PM  

jaytkay: oblig

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GAH!
 
2017-03-13 05:58:39 PM  
" My mother-in-law is a screamer in two ways..."

I was expecting this to go in an entirely different direction...
 
2017-03-13 06:03:46 PM  
Mallory Ortberg:Good morning, everyone. May this week bring more "Temba, his arms wide" and less "Shaka, when the walls fell." Let us together be as Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

I think she might be on to us.

There's a balance to be struck between a lifetime of repression and living out that campfire scene from Blazing Saddles; attempt to find it.

She *is* on to us.
 
2017-03-13 06:54:37 PM  
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2017-03-13 07:51:17 PM  
I am afraid to admit that I read the headline. Let alone TFA.
 
2017-03-13 07:54:40 PM  
farts are hilarious
 
2017-03-13 08:59:39 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Mallory Ortberg:Good morning, everyone. May this week bring more "Temba, his arms wide" and less "Shaka, when the walls fell." Let us together be as Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

I think she might be on to us.

There's a balance to be struck between a lifetime of repression and living out that campfire scene from Blazing Saddles; attempt to find it.

She *is* on to us.


They must have rehired Spentmiles.
 
2017-03-13 09:16:32 PM  
"no touching" UH HUH SUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEEEE
 
2017-03-13 09:34:39 PM  
What's the first guy's Fark handle?
 
2017-03-14 07:46:23 AM  
zinda, his face black, his eyes red
 
2017-03-14 09:35:23 AM  
Could dude jerk it with his wife jerking a strap on?  Would that get him off?

You think a single man is going to be p*ssed about seeing a woman who not only doesn't want a committed relationship, but might die in a year?  Lady, you don't know enough assholes.

Holy crap, I can emotionally exploit my wife's spending habits into getting her buying me pot and a motorcycle?  Does this motherfarker have a book I can buy?

"My MIL is a screamer," trust me, everyone already knows.

Light a match, you douche.
 
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