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18272 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2004 at 10:47 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-05-12 11:17:59 AM  
the word must be d*ck like hi-d*cki matsui....but wat about Kaz Matsui.....SON OF A biatch!! im takin the short bus too...
2004-05-12 11:40:50 AM  
Kids today are weak, my speak'n'spell cussed at me on a regular basis, and I turned our just farking fine.
2004-05-12 11:57:18 AM  
creeto: you forgot U S O B
2004-05-12 12:13:49 PM  
I was in Target yesterday and messed with a talking Barney educational thing. It wouldn't shut up, and it was stuck on asking what color the "bench" was.

"What color is the biatch?"
"What color is the biatch?"
"What color is the biatch?"
"What color is the biatch?"
"What color is the biatch?"

I had to get away from it.
2004-05-12 03:19:50 PM  
My sisters had one of those pull-the-string Care Bear dolls named Secret Bear. I found out very early that if you pull the string and release it *very* slowly, the voice sounds like a creepy, perverted old man.

Found the toy back at my parents' place, and it still makes me laugh.

"I proooooomissssssse, I wooooooon't telllllllll..."
2004-05-12 03:46:27 PM  
Similar story about a toy that prevents improper usage: I was in a store one time and came across a toy that allowed you to spell out words. So of course I tried all the bad ones... It would put them on the screen as you typed (an LCD screen)... When you turn it on, it says "Enter a word." I typed "S." It said "S." I typed "H." It said "H." I typed "I." It said "I." I typed "T." It said "Enter a word." Damn toys preventing me from spelling...
2004-05-12 06:05:53 PM  
It's amazing, the disparity between language and violence when it comes to kids and the media. It's been years since Steve has been the "Blue's Clues" host, yet he still doesn't come out and cuss like the indie musician he is now.

/veteran "Blue's Clues" mom
2004-05-15 03:08:44 AM  
My roommate fell in love with the speaking caterpillar.
Instead of trying F U or F K, try B K J. For some reason, J is pronounced "joo" so it SHOULD say BUH KUH JOO. Of course it sounds a bit more distinct.
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