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(Some Guy) Boobies Britney naked? (not safe for work)   ( divider line 236
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509318 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2004 at 12:34 AM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-05-11 02:41:41 AM  
Pepsi's new marketing campaign:
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With new-window goodness.
2004-05-11 02:45:08 AM  
This seems like a good place to share this... I was bored earlier today and I made an interesting photoshop of Britney from one of those pink bikini pics.


I think it's pretty good!
2004-05-11 02:50:39 AM  
Not bad at all, Mungojerrie.
2004-05-11 02:52:39 AM  
Mungojerrie, now if you change the texture on her ass cheecks it'd be a lot better
2004-05-11 02:54:18 AM  
Yeah, it looks kind of blotchy, but maybe it is that way in real life?

Could someone else do better? I'm not really a photoshop pro... just messing around.
2004-05-11 02:55:12 AM  
Hm. Another link straight off of
2004-05-11 02:58:29 AM  
I agree. Real photo, different girl.

Wait.... lil' sis?
2004-05-11 03:00:38 AM  
I thought I recognized that pic, the photographer has 144 pics posted on the photo critique site, PhotoSig.

and here is his gallery: note, you need to sign up to view fullsized pics of most except things posted in the past 24 hours.
2004-05-11 03:11:15 AM  
No-one's mentioned the pics of Britney in a see-thru top from a few months ago where we got a full view of her dugs and saucer sized nips, I'd put my money on a full South American jungle down below as well except when she's out in public.
2004-05-11 03:11:42 AM  
that emilymontage shot makes her look like a Greek statue. It's more art than porn, really
2004-05-11 03:18:53 AM  
william_m_hicks, can you find that picture somewhere? I don't remember that one.
2004-05-11 03:19:03 AM  

Where are these photos you speak of?
2004-05-11 03:20:01 AM  
I'm not sure why I should care that this chick isn't "Britney Spears." She's way hotter, and, unlike Britney, we don't *know* she can't sing. I think she's got as much a right to be Britney Spears as the flabby one in the pink bikini w/ the marlboro lights.
2004-05-11 03:33:50 AM  
Fake or not, fact of the matter is that this article contains some of the most hillarious Engrish of all time.
2004-05-11 03:46:05 AM  
Not Britney, but close enough for my purposes. Well, the purposes I'd have if I wasn't at work. And had a computer at home.
2004-05-11 03:53:15 AM  
willam_m_hicks, share the nips! I have to agree that this girl rates higher on the fap-o-meter than Britney. I cringe whenever I hear that weak, I-was-trained-to-sing-Annie-by-my-overbearing-parents-when-I-was-a-kid-but-now -I'm-selling-sex-so-I-try-to-sound-like-I'm-having-an-orgasm-while-I'm-singing voice. We need a photoshop where we place poptart girls' and models' heads on unattractive bodies.
2004-05-11 04:00:26 AM  
Mission not accomplished
2004-05-11 04:01:19 AM  
Real Britney or not, I'm not one to complain about this lass...
2004-05-11 04:11:40 AM  
Good god. Has no one mentioned the paparazzi shots at:


I'm diggin the turd-cutter, but that GUNT is brutal.
2004-05-11 04:14:41 AM  
If there's anything that all farkers should know, it's that Photoshop can do amazing things. This may be Britney -- the face, that is. I doubt the whole thing is real.
2004-05-11 04:36:46 AM  
That gave me a Striffler in the pants.

/to those who COTLTSIWB*

*clicked on the link that showed it wasn't Britney.

//I'd still hit it**

**to illustrate that, I'll post the following pic

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2004-05-11 04:53:05 AM  
from mailnride's link...this one is just an outstanding work of art...
2004-05-11 05:09:42 AM  
Hmm.....youp Emmie can look like Britney, but mostly I thought she resembled Devon. MMMmmmmm.....Devon...oh, look at that pretty kitten.
2004-05-11 05:16:46 AM  
Okay, here is an improved version of my photoshop, now with better ass texturing.

2004-05-11 05:18:15 AM  
I think it's safe to say that, although it's not truly Britney's naked ass, her naked ass must look almost exactly like that. That swimsuit doesn't hide much.
2004-05-11 05:59:13 AM  
Quite an amazing free link on that Britney page!
2004-05-11 06:03:24 AM  
that montage picture is friggin' awesome.
/that is all
/and i want some more of this girls pics. . .damn!
2004-05-11 06:59:05 AM  
Ok so NOT Britney....

However, did anyone try to read the broken English caption on the side of that pic? My God... I'm almost tempted to seek out someone from France today to throw some of my broken French at them just for spite.

2004-05-11 07:01:59 AM  
If Playboy took pictures of Britney Spears, they wouldn't keep it a secret. What would be the point? It's like the Doomsday Device in Dr. Strangelove- it's only useful if people know about it.
2004-05-11 07:17:23 AM  
It may not be Britney, but it would still be advisable to do the following:
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2004-05-11 07:19:32 AM  
I don't care who it is, she can join me in some sit-ups.
2004-05-11 07:37:45 AM  
Not her, but very close. The face of that model has more defined lines on the nose, chin, etc. Wouldn't surprise me if it was a celebrity impersonator.
2004-05-11 08:07:31 AM  
From all the other photos of Britney you can get an idea of what her breasts would like in all their exposed glory, and I must say, for a very brief moment, that's close to what they'd look like after primmed and propped.

She has very slugging round almost droopy boobs with downward point nipples.

Yes.. I've spent too much time thinking of her breasts..
2004-05-11 08:11:34 AM  
No way.... Fake. Face is not right.

How ever I am tired of holding my computer monitor up with one hand.
2004-05-11 08:12:35 AM  
She's trash.
2004-05-11 08:31:20 AM  
Damn! They keyboard needs to go into the dishwasher again!
2004-05-11 08:43:16 AM  
Anyone notice that every other folder in that subject has less than 3500 views and the one with the fake Britney pics has almost 47000?

2004-05-11 08:43:25 AM  
Tits are too small.
2004-05-11 08:43:33 AM  
Not her. From the front page of the site:

IT WAS NOT BRITNEY. We felt pecador, but you will have to continue hoping: the L3roy friend informs to us into who the girl of the other day was not Britney Spears, but a called model Emmie that looks like to him a profile egg. That yes, although is not the famous singer, nobody can deny that paya is awhile good. Or no?

Thank the 'Fish for the "wonderful" translation.
2004-05-11 08:45:49 AM  
that imposter doesn't have enough acne to be britney spears, and she is also missing the tattoos that don't say the right thing in madonna's magic religion.

Now that Anna Kournikova is of age, the olson twins (nay, sisters) are going to be legal in 33 days, when does someone start the Jamie Lynn Spears countdown clock?
2004-05-11 08:46:54 AM  
goodbye little kittens
2004-05-11 09:08:18 AM  
Does anyone have any recommendations for good web site / image crawlers?
2004-05-11 09:08:43 AM  
how the...

no way that is her.

2004-05-11 09:17:41 AM  
The Speak & Spell is the best hit-it pic ever.
2004-05-11 09:22:57 AM  
Are you kidding me? The home of the FARK Photoshop Contest, and there are people claiming this is fake because they can't see her tattoo? Jesus, people....
2004-05-11 09:24:24 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
To the small handful of people who will get this reference, I salute you.
2004-05-11 09:28:02 AM  
ironically, with my screen resolution, when the picture opened, the text over the picture read:

anal 96
2004-05-11 09:28:52 AM  
Why are people still debating if its really Britney or not...did you guys miss the ton of links provided to the real girl in the photo? Its only been posted several times every few posts. Hypothetically speaking...if it were Britney (and it isn't) and it were a playboy shoot...Playboy is known for airbrushing tattoos out.
2004-05-11 09:29:42 AM  
Does it lookalike I care?
2004-05-11 09:32:01 AM  
Not her. Would hit it. End of story.
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