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2017-02-17 08:26:17 AM  
The horse genitals were medicinal, moron. Not for eating.
 
2017-02-17 08:32:28 AM  
I'm always packing horse genitals, IYKWIM.
 
2017-02-17 08:44:30 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The horse genitals were medicinal, moron. Not for eating.


Imagine adding "Your honor," before that and saying that in court.
 
2017-02-17 09:25:44 AM  
Otherwise known as 'unlawful offal'.
 
2017-02-17 09:30:27 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The horse genitals were medicinal, moron. Not for eating.


There is, of course, no medicinal value in horse genitals.

If you want medicinal value from a horse, you've got to use the piss.
 
2017-02-17 09:32:11 AM  
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2017-02-17 09:34:03 AM  
Whoa!
 
2017-02-17 09:36:12 AM  
FTA "13 pounds of horse genitals"
Hung like a horse indeed.
 
2017-02-17 09:37:56 AM  
You know, "pack your own horse genitals" sounds like pretty good advice regardless of the situation.
 
2017-02-17 09:47:00 AM  
Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers

Well, they do, but you shouldn't eat it. It's not even food, as I understand the definition. Which is why I always travel with my own.

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2017-02-17 09:51:00 AM  
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2017-02-17 09:54:50 AM  
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2017-02-17 09:58:11 AM  
And that's why I never bring back sheep's lungs when I visit Scotland.
 
2017-02-17 10:00:15 AM  
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2017-02-17 10:04:54 AM  
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2017-02-17 10:06:26 AM  
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2017-02-17 10:07:31 AM  
Never more. Baltimore Poe joke. It's not funny if you have to explain.
 
2017-02-17 10:12:14 AM  

nekom: Pocket Ninja: The horse genitals were medicinal, moron. Not for eating.

Imagine adding "Your honor," before that and saying that in court.


He's got to say it like Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinnie
 
2017-02-17 10:14:32 AM  

MrBallou: I'm always packing horse genitals, IYKWIM.


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2017-02-17 10:17:32 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers

Well, they do, but you shouldn't eat it. It's not even food, as I understand the definition. Which is why I always travel with my own.

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Do you eat it with pinto beans and a Colt .45?
 
2017-02-17 10:17:58 AM  
"Remember that time you helped your Uncle Jack off a horse?"
 
2017-02-17 10:19:26 AM  

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R.I.P. Mr. Ed

 
2017-02-17 10:23:08 AM  

Slypork: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers

Well, they do, but you shouldn't eat it. It's not even food, as I understand the definition. Which is why I always travel with my own.

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Do you eat it with pinto beans and a Colt .45?


[Makes snorting noise.]
 
2017-02-17 10:36:51 AM  
 
2017-02-17 10:37:43 AM  
Brayburn's going to be teed.
 
2017-02-17 10:37:58 AM  
CSB: Took some clients to a restaurant in Nairobi called Carnivores. They serve all sorts of meat and things. One client really seemed to enjoy the ox testicles. After dinner, I asked him if those were the best balls he ever had in his mouth. The next morning while driving in a caravan, the lead vehicle pulled over so this client could enjoy a good scarf. Guess he didn't really enjoy them so much after all.
 
2017-02-17 10:42:00 AM  

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R.I.P. Mr. Ed


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2017-02-17 11:00:11 AM  
It's company policy never to imply ownership with the definite article. It's somehorse genitals, never yourhorse genitals.

/I gots yer horse genitals right here, baby *makes karate-chop gesture to indicate crotch*
 
2017-02-17 11:08:10 AM  
They also confiscated the yak milk? What's wrong with yak milk?
 
2017-02-17 11:12:40 AM  

Bslim: They also confiscated the yak milk? What's wrong with yak milk?


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" I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? "
 
2017-02-17 11:13:04 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's company policy never to imply ownership with the definite article. It's somehorse genitals, never yourhorse genitals.

/I gots yer horse genitals right here, baby *makes karate-chop gesture to indicate crotch*


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2017-02-17 11:28:53 AM  
It's your in-flight YTMND.
 
2017-02-17 11:29:27 AM  

Bslim: They also confiscated the yak milk? What's wrong with yak milk?


It taste yakky.
 
2017-02-17 11:31:23 AM  

Chigroe Please: Bslim: They also confiscated the yak milk? What's wrong with yak milk?

It taste yakky.


I believe the proper adjective is "yakkity".
 
2017-02-17 11:36:39 AM  
Stewardess, these horse testicles are stale!
 
2017-02-17 11:38:13 AM  
Knew a guy who worked at BWI - one day a flight from Ghana was unloading baggage and there's a dead monkey in a plastic bag coming down the chute.  Apparently the traveler spotted a dead monkey on the side of the road on the way to the airport and was like "hey, I bet my cousin Billy would like some good old fashioned monkey stew, I should bring it with me".  The airport staff in Ghana saw nothing wrong with that logic and gave him one of those clear plastic airline bags and into checked luggage it went.  Buzz-kills at US customs didn't let it through though.  Cousin Billy is going to have to stick with goat stew.
 
2017-02-17 11:48:32 AM  

ChipNASA: Bslim: They also confiscated the yak milk? What's wrong with yak milk?

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" I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? "


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2017-02-17 12:00:54 PM  
Well, in her defence, somebody did tell her to go eat a bag of dicks.
 
2017-02-17 12:04:19 PM  
A horse is a horse
unless of course
you've got his ballsack
in you purse
 
2017-02-17 12:11:30 PM  

Willy Wacker: A horse is a horse
unless of course
you've got his ballsack
in you purse


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2017-02-17 12:17:35 PM  

probesport: Willy Wacker: A horse is a horse
unless of course
you've got his ballsack
in you purse

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2017-02-17 12:17:54 PM  

probesport: Willy Wacker: A horse is a horse
unless of course
you've got his ballsack
in you purse

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Close enough for lulz
 
2017-02-17 12:18:48 PM  
I've always liked venison testicles as a cheap snack. They're under a buck.
 
2017-02-17 12:33:14 PM  

PolyHatSnake: I've always liked venison testicles as a cheap snack. They're under a buck.


So I guess you saved some doe.
 
2017-02-17 01:57:29 PM  
It was a present for Mr Hands
 
2017-02-17 02:38:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: Otherwise known as 'unlawful undocumented offal'.


Liberalised that for you.
 
2017-02-17 02:40:14 PM  
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2017-02-17 07:24:54 PM  
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2017-02-18 02:06:06 AM  

Freschel: PolyHatSnake: I've always liked venison testicles as a cheap snack. They're under a buck.

So I guess you saved some doe.


My weekend is going to be better for having read that.
 
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