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2017-02-17 10:04:15 AM  
Rikers Island
 
2017-02-17 10:21:00 AM  

jaylectricity: Rikers Island


Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.
 
2017-02-17 10:27:11 AM  
I'm always shocked by how dumb these guys are.

You know you didn't break the phone, so there's definitely video out there that may disprove your account, but also you were doing something interesting and probably loud in the middle of a street around the time a bunch of bars let out, so there's almost certainly more video of you.

You're tremendously rich.  You've never needed a job, and you should basically not have a care in the world at this point.  You aren't even doing something embarrassing or illegal.

Why do you have to freak out about some drunk teenager filming you, and then commit a CRIME over it?  Why are you so dumb?
 
2017-02-17 10:36:25 AM  

Super_pope: Why do you have to freak out about some drunk teenager filming you, and then commit a CRIME over it?  Why are you so dumb?


Maybe he's in a bad mood after a down season.
 
2017-02-17 10:37:25 AM  

Super_pope: I'm always shocked by how dumb these guys are.

You know you didn't break the phone, so there's definitely video out there that may disprove your account, but also you were doing something interesting and probably loud in the middle of a street around the time a bunch of bars let out, so there's almost certainly more video of you.

You're tremendously rich.  You've never needed a job, and you should basically not have a care in the world at this point.  You aren't even doing something embarrassing or illegal.

Why do you have to freak out about some drunk teenager filming you, and then commit a CRIME over it?  Why are you so dumb?


Well, to be fair ... he was playing for the J-E-S-T, left for another team, and THEN HE CAME BACK!
Can't fix pant-on-head weapons grade stupid of this magnitude.
 
2017-02-17 10:44:02 AM  

Super_pope: I'm always shocked by how dumb these guys are.

You know you didn't break the phone, so there's definitely video out there that may disprove your account, but also you were doing something interesting and probably loud in the middle of a street around the time a bunch of bars let out, so there's almost certainly more video of you.

You're tremendously rich.  You've never needed a job, and you should basically not have a care in the world at this point.  You aren't even doing something embarrassing or illegal.

Why do you have to freak out about some drunk teenager filming you, and then commit a CRIME over it?  Why are you so dumb?


He lives by a warrior code, something you couldn't even begin to understand. Besides, Revis doesn't need any more film out there showing how he's lost a step and is completely overmatched far too often.
 
2017-02-17 10:52:24 AM  
Damn Cheatriots corrupted him.
 
2017-02-17 10:55:47 AM  

lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.


So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?
 
2017-02-17 11:02:53 AM  

WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?


Including Fan-Jam night with a Chicago concert following the game.
 
2017-02-17 11:06:37 AM  

WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?


It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.
 
2017-02-17 11:19:47 AM  
That cellphone he broke had better coverage.
 
2017-02-17 11:44:33 AM  

lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.


Oh, he was looking for real estate all right. A fine piece of property to plant his seed.

img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 11:51:41 AM  

lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.


Yeah, but that ruins the joke. I made the same joke last night.
 
2017-02-17 12:03:14 PM  
I just saw his lawyer talking on the TV. He was wearing a tie with a knot bigger than his head.
 
2017-02-17 12:03:28 PM  
He tried to ditch the kid, but the kid tenaciously stuck with him. He just couldn't get any separation. How does it feel now, Darrelle??!!
 
2017-02-17 12:10:42 PM  
Eh, after reading the report... I have to agree with Revis here.
 
2017-02-17 12:10:58 PM  
Did he assault him within the first five yards?
 
2017-02-17 12:13:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 01:14:00 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, but that ruins the joke. I made the same joke last night.


That's a "joke"?
 
2017-02-17 01:28:53 PM  

karmaceutical: Eh, after reading the report... I have to agree with Revis here.


Counterpoint: you're a recognizable celebrity.  If you don't want to get pestered by the common folk, get some security people to keep the riff raff away.  Or don't hang out near the common people.
/ He may not be guilty, but he is probably not completely innocent.
 
2017-02-17 01:44:57 PM  

DRTFA: karmaceutical: Eh, after reading the report... I have to agree with Revis here.

Counterpoint: you're a recognizable celebrity.  If you don't want to get pestered by the common folk, get some security people to keep the riff raff away.  Or don't hang out near the common people.
/ He may not be guilty, but he is probably not completely innocent.


Agreed.  She shouldn't have dressed like that.  Le obnoxious smiley face. :^)
 
2017-02-17 01:46:41 PM  
Revis' Super Bowl ring suckered the Jets into signing him, and their fans thought that the Pats were stupid to let Revis go.
 
2017-02-17 01:53:55 PM  

Super_pope: I'm always shocked by how dumb these guys are.

You know you didn't break the phone, so there's definitely video out there that may disprove your account, but also you were doing something interesting and probably loud in the middle of a street around the time a bunch of bars let out, so there's almost certainly more video of you.

You're tremendously rich.  You've never needed a job, and you should basically not have a care in the world at this point.  You aren't even doing something embarrassing or illegal.

Why do you have to freak out about some drunk teenager filming you, and then commit a CRIME over it?  Why are you so dumb?


Do you just assume all black people are guilty?
 
2017-02-17 01:55:59 PM  

lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.


Is that a 'whites only' neighborhood or something? Why does he need an excuse to be there?

Seems incredibly logical that he could have been checking out a bar. Bars, you know, real estate that people often purchase? Especially retired sports stars?

Could even call it "Revis Island"...
 
2017-02-17 02:51:34 PM  

Bullseyed: lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.

Is that a 'whites only' neighborhood or something? Why does he need an excuse to be there?

Seems incredibly logical that he could have been checking out a bar. Bars, you know, real estate that people often purchase? Especially retired sports stars?

Could even call it "Revis Island"...


He was talking about real estate he wanted to develope.

/now I get the joke, Adolph
 
2017-02-17 03:08:13 PM  

Bullseyed: Do you just assume all black people are guilty?


Bullseyed: Is that a 'whites only' neighborhood or something? Why does he need an excuse to be there?


Pull down your skirt sweetheart, your internalized racism is showing
 
2017-02-17 03:49:50 PM  
Ah the NFL, our country's largest private prison.
 
2017-02-17 04:13:10 PM  

indybill23: Ah the NFL, our country's largest private prison.


wot
 
2017-02-17 04:23:18 PM  

stir22: indybill23: Ah the NFL, our country's largest private prison.

wot


Don't feed the troll.
 
2017-02-17 04:54:11 PM  

ColonelCathcart: stir22: indybill23: Ah the NFL, our country's largest private prison.

wot

Don't feed the troll.


Thanks.
 
2017-02-17 05:33:54 PM  

lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.


Oh gee, facts to ruin a joke.

He's known as Revis Island. He's going to jail. Not a stretch.
 
2017-02-17 05:35:02 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, but that ruins the joke. I made the same joke last night.


You did? Great minds!

I submitted this story with that as the headline before I went to bed.
 
2017-02-17 05:36:07 PM  

lindalouwho: Bullseyed: lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.

Is that a 'whites only' neighborhood or something? Why does he need an excuse to be there?

Seems incredibly logical that he could have been checking out a bar. Bars, you know, real estate that people often purchase? Especially retired sports stars?

Could even call it "Revis Island"...

He was talking about real estate he wanted to develope.

/now I get the joke, Adolph


I probably should have read the thread.

Still, not even one funny vote from the couple people that got the joke?
 
2017-02-17 05:57:36 PM  

jaylectricity: lindalouwho: Bullseyed: lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.

Is that a 'whites only' neighborhood or something? Why does he need an excuse to be there?

Seems incredibly logical that he could have been checking out a bar. Bars, you know, real estate that people often purchase? Especially retired sports stars?

Could even call it "Revis Island"...

He was talking about real estate he wanted to develope.

/now I get the joke, Adolph

I probably should have read the thread.

Still, not even one funny vote from the couple people that got the joke?


*scrolls back up and atones for my sin*
 
2017-02-17 06:05:53 PM  

jaylectricity: Adolf Oliver Nipples: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, but that ruins the joke. I made the same joke last night.

You did? Great minds!

I submitted this story with that as the headline before I went to bed.


Mine was to my knowledge the very first one submitted. But that's OK, I'm not a really good headline writer, at least not in a way that attracts the people who greenlight things.
 
2017-02-17 06:14:11 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: jaylectricity: Adolf Oliver Nipples: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, but that ruins the joke. I made the same joke last night.

You did? Great minds!

I submitted this story with that as the headline before I went to bed.

Mine was to my knowledge the very first one submitted. But that's OK, I'm not a really good headline writer, at least not in a way that attracts the people who greenlight things.


Unfortunately, mine was first. 7pm last night. The next two were at 10pm and then there was one today.
 
2017-02-17 07:37:22 PM  
If you are a pro athelete and in Pittsburgh, you should avoid the South Side. There are plenty of good times to be had there, but, like any bar section of any town, it can get ugly at the drop of a hat. You are better off staying low key and going elsewhere.
 
2017-02-17 08:22:13 PM  

lindalouwho: WhiskeySticks: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: Rikers Island

Happened in Pittsburgh, lawyer and hearing in Pittsburgh.

So his punishment will be attending all home Pittsburgh Pirates games?

It's cute you think he could find the ball park. Even though it"s right next to Heinz Field.

Local news said his excuse for being there was "looking at real estate", at 2:30am. In a party zone for college students.


Huge tracts of land
 
2017-02-17 11:49:29 PM  
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQof8SElfcM/

Video of Revis turning himself in. Not sure why they recorded it, nor why they posted it to Instagram.

But there it is.
 
2017-02-18 12:16:59 AM  

jaylectricity: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQof8SElfcM/

Video of Revis turning himself in. Not sure why they recorded it, nor why they posted it to Instagram.

But there it is.


The guy who posted that is a sports columnist for the New York Post.
Local news here showed Revis' mom and an aunt were with him.
 
2017-02-18 12:46:21 AM  

lindalouwho: jaylectricity: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQof8SElfcM/

Video of Revis turning himself in. Not sure why they recorded it, nor why they posted it to Instagram.

But there it is.

The guy who posted that is a sports columnist for the New York Post.
Local news here showed Revis' mom and an aunt were with him.


I'll bet he was pretty excited to be the only one there with an iphone and the instagram app.
 
2017-02-18 01:05:14 AM  

jaylectricity: lindalouwho: jaylectricity: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQof8SElfcM/

Video of Revis turning himself in. Not sure why they recorded it, nor why they posted it to Instagram.

But there it is.

The guy who posted that is a sports columnist for the New York Post.
Local news here showed Revis' mom and an aunt were with him.

I'll bet he was pretty excited to be the only one there with an iphone and the instagram app.


lol
He's been tweeting up a storm about it.
I have no idea if he got it in the Post, guess they have no photography budget for columnists.
 
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