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2017-02-17 03:33:05 AM  
SI is basically just looking for Upton clones now, aren't they?
 
2017-02-17 03:42:58 AM  
Kate Upt-on me.

Then I woke up. Already spent.
 
2017-02-17 04:18:56 AM  
Kate Upton Sinclair Lewis Black Sabbath
 
2017-02-17 05:55:28 AM  
Do they work as a floatation device? Looking at that ass, those tits have to be aftermarket add-ons.
 
2017-02-17 06:00:19 AM  
The best shot was the old guy behind here seemingly just completely bored by her and looking out at the ocean instead.

"It's Miami Beach and there are three girls like you everyday...I think Imma go fishin'..."
 
2017-02-17 06:00:58 AM  

wejash: The best shot was the old guy behind here seemingly just completely bored by her and looking out at the ocean instead.

"It's Miami Beach and there are three girls like you everyday...I think Imma go fishin'..."


behind HER
 
2017-02-17 06:31:30 AM  

wejash: The best shot was the old guy behind her seemingly just completely bored by her and looking out at the ocean instead.


"You look like you're too high maintenance to even fantasize about.  Screw it, I think Imma goin' fishin'...."
 
2017-02-17 06:46:31 AM  

Recoil Therapy: wejash: The best shot was the old guy behind her seemingly just completely bored by her and looking out at the ocean instead.

"You look like you're too high maintenance to even fantasize about.  Screw it, I think Imma goin' fishin'...."


He's married to the sea
 
2017-02-17 07:21:16 AM  
Gimme. GIMME GIMME GIMME.

Whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned King of England.
 
2017-02-17 07:33:21 AM  
In reference to her ample bosoms in that small bikini top: That looks uncomfortable.
 
2017-02-17 07:39:40 AM  
The Daily Mail is such a weird mix of angry paranoia and soft core porn.

/sigh. if only that were my fetish.
 
2017-02-17 07:42:59 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: The Daily Mail is such a weird mix of angry paranoia and soft core porn.

/sigh. if only that were my fetish.


At least you have a fetish for fetishes.
 
2017-02-17 07:43:18 AM  
"Let me pose for the paparazzi in my too-small bikini and gigantic teats. I'm so gonna make the tabloids."
 
2017-02-17 07:47:52 AM  

dionysusaur: PartTimeBuddha: The Daily Mail is such a weird mix of angry paranoia and soft core porn.

/sigh. if only that were my fetish.

At least you have a fetish for fetishes.


I suppose. It's just that ... no. You're right. I should look on the bright side.
 
2017-02-17 07:54:19 AM  

wildcardjack: Do they work as a floatation device? Looking at that ass, those tits have to be aftermarket add-ons.


They don't look like bolt-ons. Some women are actually blessed (or cursed) with large breasts.
 
2017-02-17 07:58:23 AM  
Honestly, they are just too big for me liking. I can just see her having back issues later in life. Maybe get a reduction down to a "C" cup and then let's talk. 

/Plus I hear she's a bit of a self-absorbed biatch
 
2017-02-17 08:09:04 AM  
Too soft.
 
2017-02-17 08:10:54 AM  

isamudyson: Honestly, they are just too big for me liking. I can just see her having back issues later in life. Maybe get a reduction down to a "C" cup and then let's talk. 

/Plus I hear she's a bit of a self-absorbed biatch


Going by these pics, I have to agree. Half her face is covered, and her squishy breasts in that outfit look silly. I'd be more than willing to see better pics of her and reserve final scoring until then.... Butt is pretty blah as well.
 
2017-02-17 08:20:03 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Recoil Therapy: wejash: The best shot was the old guy behind her seemingly just completely bored by her and looking out at the ocean instead.

"You look like you're too high maintenance to even fantasize about.  Screw it, I think Imma goin' fishin'...."

He's married to the sea


When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin' glory
 
2017-02-17 08:20:57 AM  
Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.  Never heard of this Charlotte woman but, I don't spend my time ogling 'swimsuit models' i will never meet
 
2017-02-17 08:36:37 AM  

AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.  Never heard of this Charlotte woman but, I don't spend my time ogling 'swimsuit models' i will never meet


So ogling an actress you'll never meet is somehow superior?
 
2017-02-17 08:44:12 AM  
 
2017-02-17 09:04:24 AM  
img.fark.net

forget neil, you've outneiled him!
 
2017-02-17 09:14:37 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.  Never heard of this Charlotte woman but, I don't spend my time ogling 'swimsuit models' i will never meet

So ogling an actress you'll never meet is somehow superior?


He only likes her for the articles her personality.
 
2017-02-17 09:20:37 AM  
Looks like an attractive woman to me.
 
2017-02-17 09:31:10 AM  
my contribution
 
2017-02-17 09:32:16 AM  

AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

img.fark.net


And, no
 
2017-02-17 09:34:20 AM  
She looks boring...

Attractive, sure, but everything about her screams boring to me...

Give me Danni Divine over this gal any day...
 
2017-02-17 09:39:57 AM  
she's attractive but the boobs and the butt don't match.  if she's going to.put on jeans\jean shorts, they should fit better than that.

/not a religious man, but god bless whoever invented tight ladies' jeans
 
2017-02-17 09:46:11 AM  
Studman69....paging Studman69...white courtesy thread...

Oh, they're already here, carry on.

/first reaction: Who?
//sees pictures: homina homina
 
2017-02-17 09:50:43 AM  
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2017-02-17 09:51:06 AM  
What the heck is up with the tags for this?

More: Giggity, Sameer Suri, 1996, EST, 1978, 1970, 1957, 1986, 1975
 
2017-02-17 09:59:25 AM  
Kate Upton is beautiful and also damn funny. She's shown she can actually act and perform beyond just her magnificent tracks of land.

My wife and I both agree we would love to wine and dine her :P
 
2017-02-17 10:04:02 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: The Daily Mail is such a weird mix of angry paranoia and soft core porn.


it's classic rightwing tabloid fare. moralizing mixed with prurience. you'll often see headlines like these right next to each other:

IMMIGRANTS LOUNGE WHILE YOU PAY!

16-YEAR-OLD LINDA: "MY BIG BOOBS MAKE IT HARD TO WEAR TIGHT SWEATERS"
 
2017-02-17 11:00:53 AM  

dennysgod: In reference to her ample bosoms in that small bikini top: That looks uncomfortable.


Agreed - it's way too small, and unflattering, as it doesn't give her the support she needs.
 
2017-02-17 11:04:58 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

[img.fark.net image 773x806]

And, no


Hudson has never had boobs but she at least used to be cute. WTH happened to her face?
 
2017-02-17 11:10:12 AM  
My brother's roommate's coworker's nephew's soccer coach's mailman told me that if you're into that sort of thing, look up Kylie Page. At home. W/ the door locked. And the curtains drawn.
 
2017-02-17 11:15:23 AM  

John Buck 41: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

[img.fark.net image 773x806]

And, no

Hudson has never had boobs but she at least used to be cute. WTH happened to her face?


img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 11:19:27 AM  

Trocadero: My brother's roommate's coworker's nephew's soccer coach's mailman told me that if you're into that sort of thing, look up Kylie Page. At home. W/ the door locked. And the curtains drawn.


On Bing/ images, not da goggles... safe search off. Trying to do the Lord's work.
 
2017-02-17 11:28:31 AM  

John Buck 41: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

[img.fark.net image 773x806]

And, no

Hudson has never had boobs but she at least used to be cute. WTH happened to her face?


No makeup, and she's squinting?
 
2017-02-17 11:37:33 AM  
If there is one thing I've learned in life, it is that there two ways you can view people:  The way you view them before you've seen their butthole, and the way you view them after you've seen their butthole.  In the rapidly advancing post-interwebs world... everyone's butthole will be famous.  It is my prediction that in the future, that the butthole will be like a fingerprint.  Your DL photo, profile pic, ID badge... all buttholes.
 
2017-02-17 11:37:49 AM  
On the one hand, I wouldn't be disappointed if I got to chat up either Upton or McKinney at a bar.

On the other, if I had to pick, Upton. She seems to have her head screwed on a little more straight. Plus, she can dance.

McKinney was on DWTS. She was awkward and came off as a little whiny. Supposedly she had some issues with things growing up. I feel somewhat sorry for her, but also know that she'd be more of a project than Upton.
 
2017-02-17 11:52:58 AM  
"Vast tracts of land."

Damn.  And I'm down with allergies and a cold.
 
2017-02-17 12:17:23 PM  

puckrock2000: dennysgod: In reference to her ample bosoms in that small bikini top: That looks uncomfortable.

Agreed - it's way too small, and unflattering, as it doesn't give her the support she needs.


Plus, as a man married to a large-breasted woman, boobs that size are likely to cause more problems than they are worth. Big boobs that you are never allowed to touch while you are giving constant backrubs are not that exciting.

/I still make the attempt
 
2017-02-17 12:18:27 PM  

FlashHarry: 16-YEAR-OLD LINDA: "MY BIG BOOBS MAKE IT HARD TO WEAR TIGHT SWEATERS"


go on....
 
2017-02-17 12:29:17 PM  

CSM101: John Buck 41: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

[img.fark.net image 773x806]

And, no

Hudson has never had boobs but she at least used to be cute. WTH happened to her face?

No makeup, and she's squinting?


Farkers demand that women be photogenic 100% of the time. They also don't know that most random hot-girl Instagram posts are well posed to accentuate their butt and with sucked-in bellies.
 
2017-02-17 12:29:40 PM  
At one point, she'd shrugged off the robe, so that as she leaned down over a deck chair, it was clear the swimsuit didn't provide much cover for her rear either

WOW

such news

very information
 
2017-02-17 12:42:35 PM  

doyner: At one point, she'd shrugged off the robe, so that as she leaned down over a deck chair, it was clear the swimsuit didn't provide much cover for her rear either

WOW

such news

very information


I actually think that's just an excerpt from one of the 50 Shades books.
 
2017-02-17 12:42:45 PM  

CSM101: John Buck 41: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AquaTatanka: Kate Hudson is a million times hotter than Kate Upton anyway.

[img.fark.net image 773x806]

And, no

Hudson has never had boobs but she at least used to be cute. WTH happened to her face?

No makeup, and she's squinting?


Pretty is pretty, with or without makeup. And you have an odd definition of 'squinting'. Looks more to me like her face gained 3 pounds.
 
2017-02-17 12:45:48 PM  

GameSprocket: puckrock2000: dennysgod: In reference to her ample bosoms in that small bikini top: That looks uncomfortable.

Agreed - it's way too small, and unflattering, as it doesn't give her the support she needs.

Plus, as a man married to a large-breasted woman, boobs that size are likely to cause more problems than they are worth. Big boobs that you are never allowed to touch while you are giving constant backrubs are not that exciting.

/I still make the attempt


Is that how it works? Once you're married you can't touch them anymore and are required to give unlimited backrubs? Not sure that sounds like a good deal.
 
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