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(Daily Mail)   Elvis' grandkids are with child services because Lisa Marie found kiddie porn on at least one of hubby's 80+ devices. I'm sorry, 80 devices? Seems excessive   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-02-17 03:23:19 AM  
Easiest thing in the world to claim.  If police had found anything, they would have arrested him by now wouldn't they?
 
2017-02-17 05:28:28 AM  
Probably every thumb drive, SD card, old cell phone, PS3, external hard drive, digital picture frame, anything capable of storing data is considered a device. I'd probably have several dozen in my home and vehicle if I added them all up.
 
2017-02-17 07:11:54 AM  
Marry one pederast, shame on them. Marry a second pederast, well, shame on them again, probably.

Perhaps she ought to reevaluate her taste in men, however.
 
2017-02-17 07:38:35 AM  
What is up with that farkin hat??
 
2017-02-17 08:06:10 AM  
I'm confused, if she found that garbage on his computer and turned him in, why did the state take her kids?

This is bad idea it'll keep spouses from turning in there sicko partner for fear of losing their children.
 
2017-02-17 08:23:52 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Easiest thing in the world to claim.  If police had found anything, they would have arrested him by now wouldn't they?


They are probably doing the whole "Is Hentai Really CP?" dance right now.
 
2017-02-17 08:36:54 AM  

Tom_Slick: I'm confused, if she found that garbage on his computer and turned him in, why did the state take her kids?

This is bad idea it'll keep spouses from turning in there sicko partner for fear of losing their children.


That's what I was wondering also.  Especially considering they are separated.
 
2017-02-17 08:41:08 AM  
$100,000 a month from Elvis estate and broke, married to a pedo, you would think Scientology would step in and help her.
 
2017-02-17 08:52:09 AM  
Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.
 
2017-02-17 09:08:03 AM  
I heard she was all shook up about it.
 
2017-02-17 09:18:53 AM  
How are you IN CPS? Were they hired? Is this a sting? Are they in CPS custody? Why? Is she incapable of providing a home for them? If CPS was investigating the man, they would remand the children to her custody until it had time to render a verdict. If CPS was investigating both of them, they'd still probably remand them to her custody. Unless there was a direct and credible threat against their well-being

That headline makes no sense.
 
2017-02-17 09:32:10 AM  

Freakin Rican: What is up with that farkin hat??


Smuggling toddlers?
 
2017-02-17 09:39:55 AM  

Mangoose: That headline makes no sense.


Was the "at least one" bit that made me scratch my head.  Oh, so not less than one - thanks for clearing that up.  Because it'd be pretty weird to publish an article about a guy with stuff on less than one of his devices... /waitwhat?
 
2017-02-17 09:47:44 AM  

vudukungfu: Bigdogdaddy: Easiest thing in the world to claim.  If police had found anything, they would have arrested him by now wouldn't they?

They are probably doing the whole "Is Hentai Really CP?" dance right now.


Ashcrosft v. ACLU settled that question conclusively 15 years ago.
 
2017-02-17 09:49:35 AM  

fang06554: Tom_Slick: I'm confused, if she found that garbage on his computer and turned him in, why did the state take her kids?

This is bad idea it'll keep spouses from turning in there sicko partner for fear of losing their children.

That's what I was wondering also.  Especially considering they are separated.


If only there was a button you could click that would give more detailed information. They could put it to the left of the headline.

FTFA: Presley, 49, who checked herself into rehab last August shortly after she and Lockwood split, alleges she found the pictures and disturbing videos on fourth husband Michael Lockwood's computer.
 
2017-02-17 09:54:37 AM  
Well Lisa Marie Presley has had a messed up life.  Sad, but not at all surprising.  Being the child of Elvis Presley she never really had a chance.
 
2017-02-17 10:00:54 AM  

BigMax: Marry one pederast, shame on them. Marry a second pederast, well, shame on them again, probably.

Perhaps she ought to reevaluate her taste in men, however.


Was gonna say. This is AFTER the creepy shiat at the Michael Jackson ranch.

Maybe stop hanging out with the kiddie diddlers?
 
2017-02-17 10:01:18 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.


Not entirely true. Priscilla was of legal age when they married and was born nine months later.

While Elvis did sort of "groom" her to be his wife one day, according to her they never actually did the deed until she was legal, much to her frustration.
 
2017-02-17 10:15:30 AM  

ransack.: Probably every thumb drive, SD card, old cell phone, PS3, external hard drive, digital picture frame, anything capable of storing data is considered a device. I'd probably have several dozen in my home and vehicle if I added them all up.


A year or so ago I think I counted 40+ devices hooked up to my router.  PCs, laptops, phones, tablets, gaming consoles, DVRs, media sticks, switches....right every bedroom in our house has a MINIMUM of four connected devices.

We need some serious therapy.

/Hell, the farking CPAP machine my wife had for a short time had an integrated wireless card.
 
2017-02-17 10:21:37 AM  
All that article proves is that she was born with every excessive advantage in life and has proven herself to be a dimwit at best in her life choices.  If you can't get by on 104k a month, then fu.  Seriously, fu.
 
2017-02-17 10:35:04 AM  

Tom_Slick: I'm confused, if she found that garbage on his computer and turned him in, why did the state take her kids?

This is bad idea it'll keep spouses from turning in there sicko partner for fear of losing their children.


Article very badly mentions she is in rehab.
So, she can't have custody right now.
 
2017-02-17 10:49:03 AM  

idrow: All that article proves is that she was born with every excessive advantage in life and has proven herself to be a dimwit at best in her life choices.  If you can't get by on 104k a month, then fu.  Seriously, fu.


Plus it said she pissed away a $300 million dollar fortune. Seriously, unless you're making really stupid choices every single day how is that even possible?
 
2017-02-17 11:05:24 AM  
What of his doodads and gizmos?
 
2017-02-17 11:38:57 AM  

zappaisfrank: FirstNationalBastard: Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.

Not entirely true. Priscilla was of legal age when they married and was born nine months later.

While Elvis did sort of "groom" her to be his wife one day, according to her they never actually did the deed until she was legal, much to her frustration.


Never believed that story.
 
2017-02-17 11:50:03 AM  
img.fark.net

So she has a type
 
2017-02-17 12:16:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.


Actually, she was 14, and chances are he did nail her. At least several years later he went ahead and married her.
 
2017-02-17 01:31:36 PM  
not all of her kids are kids, like Riley Keogh
 
2017-02-17 03:53:50 PM  

houstondragon: BigMax: Marry one pederast, shame on them. Marry a second pederast, well, shame on them again, probably.

Perhaps she ought to reevaluate her taste in men, however.

Was gonna say. This is AFTER the creepy shiat at the Michael Jackson ranch.

Maybe stop hanging out with the kiddie diddlers?


Guy looks slimy and creepy. Maybe that's her type? Anyway, blech.
 
2017-02-17 06:44:51 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

So she has a type


Man, I'd forgotten how hot she was. Reminds me that she was half naked in a music video she did with Michael... but then again, so was he, so now I remember why I'd forgotten it.
 
2017-02-17 09:03:51 PM  

MarkMartinFan: $100,000 a month from Elvis estate and broke, married to a pedo, you would think Scientology would step in and help her.


You mentioned the reason in your first clause, right between "and" and "married"
 
2017-02-17 09:58:54 PM  

cyberspacedout: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

So she has a type

Man, I'd forgotten how hot she was. Reminds me that she was half naked in a music video she did with Michael... but then again, so was he, so now I remember why I'd forgotten it.


He had her at her hottest

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 11:30:10 PM  

Already Disturbed: He had her at her hottest


Um... phrasing? Dear god, that's an image I did not want in my head.
 
2017-02-17 11:54:54 PM  
cyberspacedoutUm... phrasing? Dear god, that's an image I did not want in my head.

probably turned out a lot worse than any other child sired by American serviceman & local fraulein...Elvis cost himself a ton of dough by going into the Army, he was damn near broke when he died which is why Col. Tom had him touring everywhere under a gawdawful management contract
 
2017-02-18 01:28:22 AM  

mcreadyblue: zappaisfrank: FirstNationalBastard: Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.

Not entirely true. Priscilla was of legal age when they married and was born nine months later.

While Elvis did sort of "groom" her to be his wife one day, according to her they never actually did the deed until she was legal, much to her frustration.

Never believed that story.


Well the rest of the (unbelievable) story is that once she got pregnant, Elvis was no longer interested in doing "the deed" with her and never touched her again.  Which, if it's true, is pretty farked up.

But then again as is often times the case with people who are incredibly famous all of their adult lives, Elvis Presley was one farked up individual.
 
2017-02-18 09:21:42 AM  

browneye: mcreadyblue: zappaisfrank: FirstNationalBastard: Lisa Marie only exists because a 23-year-old Elvis was trying to nail a 13-year-old.

Not entirely true. Priscilla was of legal age when they married and was born nine months later.

While Elvis did sort of "groom" her to be his wife one day, according to her they never actually did the deed until she was legal, much to her frustration.

Never believed that story.

Well the rest of the (unbelievable) story is that once she got pregnant, Elvis was no longer interested in doing "the deed" with her and never touched her again.  Which, if it's true, is pretty farked up.

But then again as is often times the case with people who are incredibly famous all of their adult lives, Elvis Presley was one farked up individual.


  A preggo Pricilla or in her prime Ann-Margaret or any other nubile sexxy trollyp?

decisions, decisions.
 
2017-02-18 06:14:25 PM  

cyberspacedout: Already Disturbed: He had her at her hottest

Um... phrasing? Dear god, that's an image I did not want in my head.


I REGRET NOTHING.
img.fark.net
 
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